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DECEMBER 1ST - DECEMBER 31ST 2003

The logs, as is done in Station 8 Gargoyles chat, should be read from bottom to top. That is, in every block the conversation starts at the bottom and ends at the top. The blocks themselves are chronologically ordered from top to bottom. Confused yet?

Original scream held 18 A's, 23 R's, 21 G's, 18 H's and 34 exclamation marks. But that broke the quotes page as well.

 
It's genius. Pure genius. Cause NOTHING makes chat more annoying than a sideways scroll bar. *L* Hurrah for mad scientists. ;)
Bremusa - [The Amazon...]
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 10:57:30 AM
IP: 64.12.96.45

Me too. I guess this must be her evil ploy. Mad, we called her. Well, she sure showed us. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 10:51:43 AM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Ack, I have a sideways scrollbar now. o.o
Bremusa - [The Amazon...]
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 10:51:02 AM
IP: 152.163.252.196

Ah, the call of the mad scientist. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 10:49:46 AM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*walks into room*

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Edited for length)

There. I feel better.

Delphine
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 10:46:13 AM
IP: 141.214.75.145

 


Yeahyeahyeah! Moving right along now...

 
Arno> Alright. You won't believe this, but I heard about it the other day. They're making a new music that's a mixture of COUNTRY and RAP. Do you know what they're calling it?
Bremusa - [The Amazon...]
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 11:17:04 AM
IP: 64.12.96.45

Arno> OH! Get your Qoute ray out, cause I GOTTA tell you what I heard.
Bremusa - [The Amazon...]
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 11:10:18 AM
IP: 64.12.96.45

 


 
*lurks in* I heard someone mention typos? *l*

Tuesday, December 2, 2003 05:14:51 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

DE> Bleh, Hudson's the typo-guru then! ;)
Duncan - [<-fanfic]
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 05:09:40 PM
IP: 217.255.186.142

Dunc> Yeah, but that was just a little one. Rob, now he's a pro. *nods*
DE
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 05:08:45 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

DE> Heh, so I made a typo. So what? *l* That seems to be popular sport here in chat anyway ;)

Lurker #2 (Duncan) - [<-fanfic]
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 05:06:37 PM
IP: 217.255.186.142

Dunc> Repend is not a word. Repand is, but it's not one you use a lot unless you talk about undulating margins. Mostly a Bio term
DE
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 05:04:45 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

 


 
Nope. Not since I took that boat ride with that annoying greek guy. Feh. Last time I hitch a ride. though that Circe chick WAS pretty hot...

*blinks* Oh, wait, you mean the ART chick! *l* Nope, sorry. ;>

Robert
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 05:48:29 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

Anybody seen a Siryn, lately? ;]
Kythera of Anevern
Tuesday, December 2, 2003 05:45:15 PM
IP: 172.132.137.179

 


 
Wow.. that's the kind of school I wanna go ti!

Wednesday, December 3, 2003 04:16:08 PM
IP: 63.228.146.158

*suffering from school field trip hangover*

Wednesday, December 3, 2003 04:15:23 PM
IP: 65.71.252.160

 


Obviously

 
Arno> Bleh, you are one of those who took the blue pill...

*looks him over*

...obviously.

Lurker #2 - [<-fanfic]
Wednesday, December 3, 2003 05:26:32 PM
IP: 80.142.220.187

 


 
That sounds like a comic waiting to happen: "Little Evil Alpha". ;)
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:20:22 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Kessalia> Hey! *Seems to read her mind* I never actually RAISED anyone yet! Except, now there's Alpha... *Worryworry* ;)

Abram Wintersmith> Are you sure? What if I mess up and little Alpha ends up evil? Who'll sanctify him? ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:16:57 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*thinks of Brem, doesn't comment* ;)
kess
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:13:49 PM
IP: 205.185.226.202

Arno> A lot of them are...but there are exceptions...such as your case. ^_~
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:13:01 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Abram Wintersmith> So, what you're basically saying is that black dragons are bad parents? *Thinks about that* *Starts to look a bit worried* ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:11:49 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Some are predestined to be evil...either that or it's nurtured by bad parenting. ;)
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:10:38 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Abram Wintersmith> I see... This is a voluntary process then? I think I see a flaw. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:10:35 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> I think the sanctification process involves the rigors of walking on hot coals, fasting, deep contemplation, and a ritual concerning getting embarrassed by your Uncle Murray and Aunt Yetta...
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:08:36 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Arno> Hmmm...**Flips Through D&D Rulebook #782** Ahhh...it says here if an "Evil" creature is shown exceptional kindness, it may turn away from its "Evil" ways and adopt a "Good" Frame of mind...
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:07:17 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Abram Wintersmith> And how do they get sanctified then? I mean, what happens to them? *l*
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:06:16 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

arno> sancti... HA!!! ;)
kess
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:05:28 PM
IP: 205.185.226.202

Arno> Oh yeah...^_^ Any "Evil" Creature can be sanctified.
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:04:46 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Kessalia> Well, my evil--I mean, sanctified clutches, of course. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:03:43 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

arno> L* what woudl i be escaping from, huh? :P
kess
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:01:42 PM
IP: 205.185.226.202

Kessalia> Sorry, but your escape has been foiled... ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:00:49 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

oops, forgot to restart it! i wondered what i was missing.. *L* Just a sec. P
kess
Thursday, December 4, 2003 11:59:50 AM
IP: 205.185.226.202

Kessalia> You're not on ICQ anymore?

Abram Wintersmith> I guess that will work. Are there any sanctified black dragons as well? ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 11:57:14 AM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
Abram Wintersmith> I never knew cooking was this dangerous. I'm not sure if I want to let Alpha anywhere NEAR a mean salmon.
I mean, he might get hurt. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:36:16 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> A mean salmon, prepared well, is an extremely tasty delicacy...but an Evil Salmon...that's a fish that langiushes in the fridge for weeks and becomes smelly and disgusting. Unloved and imprisoned in the fridge, the Mean Salmon begins to fester and it's thoughts turn to murder, until finally it is not safe to consume and therefore...EVIL! **Echos that last word ominously**
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:32:19 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Kessalia> Hm... That's an interesting theory. In that case it would be better to eat the evil salmon, I'd say, since the mean salmon can still be, er, sanctified? A sanctified salmon? ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:32:12 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> maybe, a mean salmonis just self centered adn doens't realize he's hurting people, while an evil one knows it hurts ans doesn't care? ;)
kess
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:30:42 PM
IP: 205.185.226.202

Abram WIntersmith> What's the difference between a mean and an evil salmon? o.O

You think so? Won't it just trigger a feeding response? ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:29:17 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Kessalia> Yeah, usually...but a chafed butt will usually turn a salmon Evil...eating one of those would be bad...;)

Arno> Eating a delicious salmon wouldn't help Little Evil Alpha immediately...but giving a kid good-tasting food will usually make them nicer in disposition.

Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:28:16 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Kessalia> I'm not sure. MAybe he switched to talking about Alpha halfway through. But Mika already potty trained him. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:28:01 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Abram Wintersmith> And how will a mean salmon help little Alpha then? ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:26:42 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

a tender flaky bottom? does it have dry skin on it's butt or something? ;)
kess
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:26:27 PM
IP: 205.185.226.202

Arno> As far as a compassionate knight, I'll have to search the Yellow Pages.
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:25:24 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Arno> Making a mean salmon...as in a tasty and delicious one, usually means sprinkling it with garlic, butter, and a touch of paprika...placing it on slices of white onions, and broiling it until it has a nice, crispy crust, but a tender, flaky bottom. ^_^
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:24:53 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Abram WIntersmith> Where would one find a compasionate knight these days? Or a mean salmon? Would a grumpy one do? o.O
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:22:17 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Hmmm, get a good Paladin, a compassionate knight, or a Rabbi that can cook a mean salmon? ;)
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:19:45 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

 


Yeah, so? ;)

 
Arno> You're not trying to enforce a vegetarian diet on your baby dragon, are you? *puts a deer in the blender and liquifies it* *spoon feeds it to Alpha*
Cams
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:35:49 PM
IP: 68.12.195.94

Arno> maybe the baby doesn't WANY vegetables. aren't dragons usually carnivors? ;)
kess
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:34:39 PM
IP: 205.185.226.202

Oh, hey Cams! You're a mother! What sort of vegetable should I feed to a baby dragon? One he won't spit on the floor... ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:33:09 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


Brilliant!

 
Arno>> Maybe you should feed Alpha cheese. I'm sure if Mika did any genetic tinkering at all, it would be to program him for a craving for cheese.

Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:59:10 PM
IP: 66.137.130.14

 


Yeah, don't look. o.O

 
You could take a peek at the pics I have, after them you'll be feeling much better.... well not right after , but after you throw up ;P.
Babs - [<--Not for the weak hearted]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 01:04:14 PM
IP: 68.80.222.40

I have a bucket of Bob's mint balls.... yummy.

Thursday, December 4, 2003 01:03:12 PM
IP: 66.137.130.14

mint candy? i have a bag and a half of the chocolate-mint hershey's kisses, would those work? ;)
kess
Thursday, December 4, 2003 01:02:34 PM
IP: 205.185.226.202

Spike> You never realise how bad feeling sick feels until the moment you feel sick, huh?
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 01:01:19 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*rubbing chest*
I wish I could breathe.....


Thursday, December 4, 2003 12:59:43 PM
IP: 66.137.130.14

 


 
ARchie> would you rather he called you Baldy?

Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:10:32 PM
IP: 171.75.11.116

*blinks, quirks mouth* Archie?
Archibald - [English Gargoyle]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:09:28 PM
IP: 68.248.118.10

Hello Archie
Flanker - [Ask me about my panel]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:04:23 PM
IP: 195.222.60.184

 


He's in the militairy

 
Lurker2> I know I've watched too much Gargoyles when I only load 3 rounds into my gun, so I can be like Elisa and run out constantly..
Flanker - [Ask me about my panel]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:38:09 PM
IP: 195.222.60.184

~snip~

"You know you've been watching too much Gargoyles, when...

* When you are stretching in class you growl and snarl
* You are constantly FLYING down stairs, and wear your coat unzipped so it looks that way too.
* After watching an episode, you go lurching about the house growling.
* You have Digitized every concievable sound from the show onto your computer and have it set up for every system event in Windows.
"


...just thought I'd throw in some more Garg related stuff.
Did you ever realize how little we chat about Gargoyles lately?

Lurker #2 - [<-fanfic]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:36:33 PM
IP: 80.142.225.135

 


 
*looks around and whispers to DE* that..much explains the um...'really human' comment? *looks curious*

*blinks at Arno as he points at him with an oversized talon* *stares at it* Well enough...yourself?

Archibald - [English Gargoyle]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:42:02 PM
IP: 68.248.118.10

ARchibald> Ha! Made you smirk! *Points* ;)
So how are you? :)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:40:47 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Archie> That's a bit how one behaves in here. You're either a road runner or a coyote. And most of us are the latter. Except Arno. He's just a big ol' Dutchman who's kinda... you know... not really with it...
DE
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:40:13 PM
IP: 168.28.237.2

 


 
The ! is mine. :P You can have one of these: %
B!
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:58:04 PM
IP: 171.75.11.116

B!> Awww... didn't I finally earn to wear a "!" in chat? After all these years?

*sobs*

L? - [<-fanfic]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:56:04 PM
IP: 80.142.225.135

Dunc, quit messing up my insignia! :P *takes the ! away* You have to earn this.
B!
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:55:19 PM
IP: 171.75.11.116

B!> We need a flux capacitor! ;)
L! - [<-fanfic]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 05:54:00 PM
IP: 80.142.225.135

 


Must be sibblings?

 
(DE> My keyboard are B!-proof!;)
Lurker #2 - [<-fanfic]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:33:38 PM
IP: 80.142.225.135

DE> That's the idea. ;)
B!
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:33:37 PM
IP: 171.75.11.116

*blinks at Bee* That can't be good for the keyboard.
DE
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:33:13 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

Dunc> *glares at him* *spits a machine-gun stream of keys at him*
DE> Ooo.. *swigs it, swallows it, then unswallows it and gags it onto Dunc's other keyboards*

B!
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:32:32 PM
IP: 171.75.11.116

Bee> Aw... there there *hands you egg nog hot chocolate* My grandma sent it to me, but I don't really need it here.
DE
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:31:28 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

Arno> Good wisdom quote! *nod*

Good night

Lurker #2 - [<-fanfic]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:30:52 PM
IP: 80.142.225.135

DE> hmf... speak for yourself... *is cold*
ARno> o.0 Seems to wqork for me. ;)
Arno> aigh... Later!

B!
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:30:33 PM
IP: 171.75.11.116

*F riccochets off his left shoulder*

Fine, be like that. *points her browser to a Sesame Street Elmo "learn to spell" webpage instead*

Lurker #2 - [<-fanfic]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:29:51 PM
IP: 80.142.225.135

Beedoo!> *Silent observation for a few moments* You know, I am going to leave you with a wisdom of the day...

"Not all problems are solved by eating it."

There. My work is done. Night all! :)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:29:18 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*in, eating icecream* Oh... the joys of living in the South. You don't really have to worry about it being too cold to eat ice cream. G'night Arno.
DE
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:29:06 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

And I have unlimited stomach capacity. ;P ptoo! *spits an F at him*
B!
Thursday, December 4, 2003 06:27:57 PM
IP: 171.75.11.116

 


So... Robert takes credit for my work? The cad!

 
I have another quote from S8 for your page...

DE: So, how's life?
Duncan: Gravity is a myth, earth sucks
DE: *blinks* Well, that ruined my day too. On the light side of things,
we can probably blame it on Rob and be right.
Duncan: Blame it on Rob? How so? Not that he wouldn't deserve it, but...
DE: Well, it's like the Arno effect. You can blame anything on Arno and
likewise with Rob. The only difference is that Arno doesn't intend to cause,
say, earthquakes in Venezuela, but Rob probably does, he just doesn't know
how, so when it happens, he'll take credit for it.



*grins*

Lurker #2
Friday, December 5, 2003 08:09:30 AM
IP: 80.142.249.152

 


You have no idea how often I've heard this

 
I've been meaning to ask you why you are blue..?

Friday, December 5, 2003 09:37:26 AM
IP: 66.207.192.193

 


Ha!

 
man, all that effort to type accomodating right, and I mess up feelings. :P

Friday, December 5, 2003 02:00:31 PM
IP: 63.228.146.158

Flanker> actually, he's just a big trash compactor on legs, but we try to accomodate his felings. ;)

Friday, December 5, 2003 01:58:24 PM
IP: 63.228.146.158

Arno> so you're a dutch dragon?
Flanker - [Hosting a panel in '04]
Friday, December 5, 2003 01:56:41 PM
IP: 212.39.114.34

 


 
Arno- To be honest even I'm too afraid to see into that. People go into working with mail and NEVER come out the same. I'm pretty sure it involves penguins though. About 80% sure on that ;)
Shinga
Friday, December 5, 2003 02:24:56 PM
IP: 67.202.40.136

Star> The ways of the mail are not for mere mortals to understand. So, it's a good thing Shinga is here now. ;)

Hey Shinga! How does the mail work?
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Friday, December 5, 2003 02:23:49 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

arno>what? already? last time it took like a month!!
Star
Friday, December 5, 2003 02:20:32 PM
IP: 63.204.107.135

*hereish* *twitch*
Shinga
Friday, December 5, 2003 02:20:29 PM
IP: 67.202.40.136

Hey Star! I got your card! Already! O.O
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Friday, December 5, 2003 02:19:15 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


I take requests...

 
Arno- Hey, quote what you just said about you trying not to quote yourself. It amuses me ;)
Shinga
Friday, December 5, 2003 02:27:52 PM
IP: 67.202.40.136

Beedoo!> _I_ will be the judge of that. I try not to quote me. Which is very hard, being me and all. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Friday, December 5, 2003 02:26:36 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

arno> I try.. and I try not to quote myself, because not everybody thinks I'm as funny as I find myself to be. *l*

Friday, December 5, 2003 02:25:15 PM
IP: 63.228.146.158

Beedoo!> My brain is so numb from going through all of them I can't tell if they're funny anymore or not though. *l*
At least you GET me quotes. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Friday, December 5, 2003 02:23:49 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

ARno> Eee.. lotsa quotes! Don't worry, i think I only have a few since I haven't been on for the past few months...

Friday, December 5, 2003 02:21:33 PM
IP: 63.228.146.158

 


General Surgeons Warning

 
NO! NO COOKIES!!!! COOKIES ARE SATAN'S OLD PANTIES!
Direwolf
Saturday, December 6, 2003 05:25:33 AM
IP: 65.172.205.28

Direwolf> Come on, now. Relax. Smile. Have a cookie.
Wraith
Saturday, December 6, 2003 05:24:09 AM
IP: 68.11.186.8

 


 
It's New Zorroland, of course. Ruled by the evil Sergeant Garcia.
Wraith
Saturday, December 6, 2003 05:35:50 AM
IP: 68.11.186.8

WTF state is NZ?
Sergeant Goliath
Second in Command of Clan Emanon
Saturday, December 6, 2003 05:35:16 AM
IP: 216.239.178.43

Eclipse> So, what part of NZ do you live in?
Wraith
Saturday, December 6, 2003 05:34:43 AM
IP: 68.11.186.8

 


 
Wraith, nuh uh! If were keelhauling you, there'd be more like....tying you under a boat and drowning you and stuff....
Direwolf
Saturday, December 6, 2003 05:51:58 AM
IP: 65.172.205.28

*opens his eyes...looks around* Uh oh. I've been keelhauled.
Wraith
Saturday, December 6, 2003 05:51:16 AM
IP: 68.11.186.8

*sits on Wraith for a while, then drags him all about the room in triumph* I caught a gargoyle...*points* THAT BIG! *beams**glows**preens*
Direwolf
Saturday, December 6, 2003 05:50:44 AM
IP: 65.172.205.28

 


I'd like a say in these things

 
Eclipse> *interested* How much money?
Wraith
Saturday, December 6, 2003 06:24:10 AM
IP: 68.11.186.8

Wraith> *l* plaid...I'd pay money to see that...
Eclipse
Saturday, December 6, 2003 06:23:24 AM
IP: 202.154.157.117

*kisses Dire again* Hmmmm..let's color Arno plaid.
Wraith
Saturday, December 6, 2003 06:22:12 AM
IP: 68.11.186.8

 

QUOTES ADDED FEBRUARY 1ST 2004

Still blue...

 
"And then a guy gets out of a car and goes 'Hey Arno! Why are you blue?'"
Flanker
Saturday, December 6, 2003 01:45:11 PM
IP: 212.39.114.33

*snickers* And the clerk said "Depends on how much you buy in bulk, sir."
Whoever
Saturday, December 6, 2003 01:45:11 PM
IP: 64.12.96.45

'So this black dragon covered in blue walks up to this dollar store, and he says 'How much for a bottle of bleach?'" ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Saturday, December 6, 2003 01:43:45 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> oh, you can get it just about anywhere. even dollar stores, if you go to the right ones. ;)

Saturday, December 6, 2003 01:41:34 PM
IP: 205.186.34.93

Kessalia> Bleach, no! You think that works on food colouring? You have some? *l*
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Saturday, December 6, 2003 01:37:52 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*plops on arno* did you try bleach, by the way?

Saturday, December 6, 2003 01:36:22 PM
IP: 205.186.34.93

 


 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A STAR HAS ENTERED THE ROOM! *covers his eyes in hopes of warding off the scorching heat of nuclear fusion which is sure tos catter his attoms across the cosmos any secon... Oh.. Wait.. It's STAR, not A Star*

Eheh.. Erm. . *grins sheepishly and waves* Heya Star! ;>


Sunday, December 7, 2003 07:29:31 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

silly robert...pie r round! ;P
Star
Sunday, December 7, 2003 07:27:46 PM
IP: 63.204.117.160

Hmmmmmmm.. Perhaps if I pretend to be Arno, I can lure people into the room...


Hello everyone! I'm arno! Look at me. I'm a big black dragon dyed blue. And I like sheep. And math. Pie R Square. See? Aren't I exciting?

*listens to crickets shirp*


Sunday, December 7, 2003 07:25:42 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

*lurks in, just on general principle* ;>

Sunday, December 7, 2003 07:19:38 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

 


 
*blinks* Well, I'm just glad I stayed out of the linking zone.. *points at the big circle in the mittle of the room Arno'slaying in with a little flashing sign that reads "Danger! Linking Zone!"* *goes back to watching TV* Oh, wow! Gilligians Island reruns! Maybe they'll get off the island THIS time! ;>

Sunday, December 7, 2003 07:58:58 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

*Drags himself in*

Site... Updated...

*Drops the link*
*Then drops on top of the link, and anyone in its not-too-far-away surroundings* <KA-CRASH!>

*As the dust clears and the room stops shaking, he is shown fast asleep* (And thus not here) ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Sunday, December 7, 2003 07:57:29 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
No no gilligian! Don't turn on the meat grinder! Oh, gilligian, you silly scamp...
Robert
Sunday, December 7, 2003 08:11:18 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

 


 
I always wondered, just HOW nutritious are coconuts? Wouldn't you get like.. SCURVEY or something if that'sall you ate for a while? Of course, guess the show wouldn'thave been as funny if all their teeth fell out. *l*
Robert
Sunday, December 7, 2003 08:24:56 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

*l* yeah, i mean, for all htey new ther were on a small island right NEXT to hawaii or something! *l*
Star
Sunday, December 7, 2003 08:22:48 PM
IP: 63.204.117.160

 


 
Ooohhhh! I can do that!!! I can do that! *goes to make mvoeis* Oh.. Wait. . you probably mean SUCESSFUL movies, right? *l*

Oh well. Look on the bright side. If a movie star was going to win, it could have been worse. Could have been the porn star. *lol* ;>

I still say Gray Davis set California on fire hoping to collect the insurancemoney before he left. ;>

Robert
Sunday, December 7, 2003 08:32:00 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

ack, i still cant believe arnold won. bleah, i susspose all you need is to make a few shoot-em-up movies with robots to get elected. ;)
Star
Sunday, December 7, 2003 08:30:26 PM
IP: 63.204.117.160

*starts flicking through the channels, surfing*

"Next News 6 Expose. . Flying Attack Trout... Threat or Menace?"

"Do you want to love 50 pounds in 24 hours? Try our now Limb-B-Gone home amputation kit! For jus 174 easy installments of 12.99..."

"I Am Ahnold. I am the Governator. I crush you."

Robert
Sunday, December 7, 2003 08:28:01 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

 


See? It's not ME doing these things!

 
*a giant godzilla foot comes down and stomps the japanese tourists* *much sound of tearing and noise and the chat room has yet ANOTHER aerial entrence* *far above there's roating and shouts of "MEcha Godzilla Go!" and all sorts of blasts and such*

*in short, normal activity around the chat room*

Robert
Sunday, December 7, 2003 08:49:52 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

*blinks and shys away from camera light* Hey... Not cool. Bright lights give me a headache...
Lupo
Sunday, December 7, 2003 08:46:57 PM
IP: 81.174.241.5

*points* Look! A Lupo!*a bunch of japanese tourists "Ooooh" and "Ahhhh!" and blind him with flashes from their cameras* *l*
Robert
Sunday, December 7, 2003 08:44:35 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

*wanders in* Hey. What up?
Lupo
Sunday, December 7, 2003 08:43:12 PM
IP: 81.174.241.5

 


I want one of those!

 
*wakes up to an Arno-plushy and jumps off the sofa* ARGH! *stares at the plushy* Alright... what's the big idea? ;)
DE
Monday, December 8, 2003 01:48:31 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

*tucks DE in with soft pillows and a plushy-arno dragon*

Monday, December 8, 2003 01:45:34 PM
IP: 205.185.238.215

*in* I'm awake... what more do you people want from me? *flops on the couch and pulls a blanket over her head*
DE
Monday, December 8, 2003 01:29:02 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

 


 
Eclipse> Ah, but they have to know WHERE to look to seeme.. You see,I am VERY Sneaky! HEY! what's that over there! *points a tthe far wall. . And when they turn their backs, he pulls out a cardboard box and puts it over himself* Hey, it worked in MEtal Gear Solid...

Tuesday, December 9, 2003 07:10:20 AM
IP: 4.43.249.105

Arno> Don't be silly! there's just some minorspalling damage from those Claymores I set in the front yard to keep the Ninja's away. Stupid neighors kid set 'em off by accident. Damned rug rats. don' see how he get past the punji pits... ANYWAY... Of COURSE you don't notice me! If YOU noticed me, the robot ninjas would most certainly notice me!*nods**l*

Tuesday, December 9, 2003 07:08:32 AM
IP: 4.43.249.105

...If the Robot Ninja looked, wouldn't they just see you?
Eclipse
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 07:07:28 AM
IP: 202.154.157.115

Robert> What? No you don't. I'd have noticed you. You just blew the roof off your house, didn't you? Or perhaps it was a driveway clearing incident... ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 07:07:06 AM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Hey! I sleep in here all the time! *nods*

I just don't say where, and change spots every time. It helpskeep the Robot Ninjas guessing. *nods*


Tuesday, December 9, 2003 07:05:34 AM
IP: 4.43.249.105

Robert> ... I'm the only one who ever sleeps in here. Well, and Shee and Alpha right now. Sh. You're going to wake them up. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 07:04:10 AM
IP: 80.56.31.191

HEY! What're you people doing on at this time? Don't you care that eople are trying to SLEEP here! *shakes a fist at them* Young whipper snappers....

Tuesday, December 9, 2003 07:00:53 AM
IP: 4.43.249.105

 


Took me a while to get it too

 
arno> if you'd stop eating cows, you wouldn't have such an offensive dairy-air. ;)

Tuesday, December 9, 2003 12:50:07 PM
IP: 205.185.226.150

Delphine> Oh. Sorry. I think it's something I ate. Or Alpha ate... ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 12:47:52 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno-air? *sniffs* I thought there was a weird smell in here.

*puts out air fresheners*

Delphine
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 12:32:48 PM
IP: 141.214.75.145

Arno-air! *l*
Lurker #2
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 09:42:56 AM
IP: 129.217.143.253

 


 
Arno> Oh, see, I imagined you doing that as a human *shrugs* I suppose you could a lot more damage as a dragon too...
DE
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 04:17:13 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

DE> What I wouldn't give to just be human again... *Sighs* ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 04:14:49 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Yeah. I just got a mental image of you doing one of the Charleston moves where two people stand side by side and kick their inside legs forward. I just saw you kicking your foot into a wall and getting it stuck in the wall... *snickers* Actually, you could learn to balboa. You're lanky enough, and it doesn't require a lot of movement.
DE
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 04:13:39 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

DE> ... I don't think many people would appreciate me doing that. Many don't even appreciate me -moving-. *l*
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 04:11:22 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*snickers* I should make Arno go out swing dancing... *pales* Wait... *thinks of all the damage that could be done*
DE
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 04:08:22 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

 


 
*speechless* ;)
Shinga
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:23:13 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

For those random priceless moments when you just happen to stumble into chat....
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:14:07 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

*Peeks back in*

... Duncan? *Crosses that out in his last post and replaces it with 'Wingless'* Why am I licking Germans? What's wrong with me? *Confused* *l*
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 03:44:21 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*Peeks in* *Notices Wingless standing under the mistletoe*

Oh dear...

*Sighs* Well, better get it over with I guess...
*Approaches and gives Duncan a big, wet slobber with his tongue*

Whoever thought of that mistletoe thing... *Looks scornfully at the hanging weed* ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 03:17:30 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

wwooo ^_^ *blushes* bye bye spike.
Wingless - [<my house]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 03:04:27 PM
IP: 24.157.218.68

*notes that Wingless is CLEARLY standing under the mistletoe and other people had better take advantage of it*
Spike
Thursday, December 11, 2003 02:47:43 PM
IP: 66.137.130.215

 


 
*peeks in and looks around* *sets up a HUGE Arno-sized tub with a sign that says "dragon color bath: washes blue away returning you to your natural self in just minutes." In smaller print "results may vary, the Dragon Color Bath CO. is not responsible for skin melting off"
Cams
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:42:40 PM
IP: 68.12.195.94

 


 
HEY! That's mine! I stole it from the cafeteria! ;)
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:41:04 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

*takes the halo away from Jess* *sniffs it* *dips it in hot cocoa and takes a big bite* Hm.. donut. I knew it. ;)
Shinga
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:40:09 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

Arno> ....quote? Me? Why...whatever are you talking about? O:)
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:29:56 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

Go for it, Jess ;)
Shinga
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:28:27 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

... I bet the competition is now going to quote me. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:28:01 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
Arno> Double the pain, double the fun? ;)
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:09:28 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

Jess> Two? Why two? In case one breaks? *l*
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:06:33 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> no...TWO bricks ;)
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:03:09 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

Jess> Ah, a brick then. In the purse. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:01:54 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> .....i've never actually owned mace...o.O
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:59:02 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

Jess> ... Mace? o.O
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:56:20 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> .,..there's somethings that a girl is obligated to carry around making a purse necessary :P
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:55:38 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

Jess> Awww... You actually HAVE a purse. How mundanely not-evil. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:53:48 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> ....Er...no...*clutches purse protectively* ;)
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:52:01 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

Jess> Yes, apparently so. Do you have some sort of Arno-equivalent of kryptonite in your purse or something? *l*
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:50:58 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> wow...you're having trouble keeping names straight tonight, arent you ;)
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:50:07 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

Cams> "Next you see Cams, could you ask her for the URL of the pic she
drew of me and her fighting over the Treasure Planet toy? Thanks *L*"

Shinga> Then your evil does know some bounds, I guess... Besides, Shinga is a LOT more evil than you. ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 04:49:07 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


Shinga's got a quotes site as well now

 
Arno> ....yeah so what of it?! You're just jealous cause i get more action ;)
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:19:49 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

*Reads* "... Lauren quotes everything from everywhere and Arno is strictly S8..."
Yeah, Jess, y6ou cheap floozy! ;)
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:19:16 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
Arno> I like my mind...it's safe there...well for me it is...;)
Jess
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:23:56 PM
IP: 131.123.88.234

 


 
HEY! No romping. Children could be watching. ;)
Shinga - [<-- See? No big deal!]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:52:16 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

*meeps and scuttles over to the couch, starts romping round the room with it* ;)

Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:50:54 PM
IP: 62.252.64.4

Ack! *ankles curled around* *tries not to trip and fall* O.o;;
Shinga - [<-- See? No big deal!]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:49:43 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

*curls around Shinga's ankles and meeps* ;)

Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:48:47 PM
IP: 62.252.64.4

Er... *pets The Scuttling Thing carefully* There there o.O ;)
Shinga - [<-- See? No big deal!]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:47:48 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

*sniffs and bursts into tears* ;)

Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:46:44 PM
IP: 62.252.64.4

*swats at the scuttling thing* what are you? Show your face! And er, stop with the ankles, they're in good shape and I'd like to keep them that way ;)
Shinga - [<-- See? No big deal!]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:45:55 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

*chews on ankles again* ;)

Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:44:44 PM
IP: 62.252.64.4

*Raid is eaten* O.o;
Shinga - [<-- See? No big deal!]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:44:05 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

Scuttling thing-- EEk! o_O;;;
Shinga - [<-- See? No big deal!]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:43:23 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

pfft... *eats Shinga's can of Raid* ;)

Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:42:42 PM
IP: 62.252.64.4

Jess-... *takes out Raid* *stares at the scuttling thing* I'm armed! ;)
Shinga - [<-- See? No big deal!]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:41:29 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

*scuttles across the floor and chews on Shinga's ankle* ;)

Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:40:54 PM
IP: 62.252.64.4

 


Yeah yeah yeah...

 
And that is one friggin' big toothbrush. ;)
Shinga - [<-- See? No big deal!]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 06:08:27 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

*watches Arno talk with the toothbrush in his mouth* Wow. Articulate, all things considered.
Shinga - [<-- See? No big deal!]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 06:06:38 PM
IP: 67.202.4.40

*Peeks back in before turning the computer off, toothbrush in mouth, in slippers, etc...*

Cams> I had a message for you from JEssie. Or rather, a question:
"That reminds
me, though. Next you see Cams, could you ask her for the URL of the pic she
drew of me and her fighting over the Treasure Planet toy? Thanks *L*"
Arno - [Great blue dragon]
Thursday, December 11, 2003 06:05:39 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


Becca spent the 2001 Gathering in LA throwing a stuffed animal at me

 
Arno > if Becca was home from school yet, she'd come in here and throw stuffed animals at you ...
Christine
Friday, December 12, 2003 05:58:59 PM
IP: 208.187.15.33

 


 
Mika> Feh. You can no beat up the Mighty Robert! *flexes muscles* And I fear not your whiny boy thingy! For one thing, I am MIGHTY! And for another, I am far away. *l* ;>
Robert
Friday, December 12, 2003 06:12:16 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

robby> I will! besides, IF you did, I'd beat you up. Or my boy will. He'd be good for that kind of thing. ;P
mika
Friday, December 12, 2003 06:10:43 PM
IP: 4.4.9.18

 


 
Soooo.. Who wants to be in Robby's will??

Please, keep in mind that most of the previous individuals included in said will are now dead. *l*

Robert
Friday, December 12, 2003 06:26:55 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

 


 
Don't kill me for spamming, but I thought this was amusing:

What NOT to do at Return of the King:

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU..... SHALL NOT..... PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

Shinga
Friday, December 12, 2003 06:40:36 PM
IP: 67.203.93.84

 


 
Katman> And the drinking. That'll fix things.
Wraith
Sunday, December 14, 2003 01:33:25 PM
IP: 68.108.237.105

Dire> Ha ha, I agree. ;) The solution to all problems is education. ;) Social or otherwise. ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 14, 2003 01:32:38 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

 


Funny. Mine was different.

 
*L* ah, this is just like high school....running around with people on my shoulders ;)
Elisa
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:08:05 PM
IP: 209.128.145.90

ti-daughter> ACK! *CRASHES into a wall with you and katman on top of self* ...... ;)
Elisa
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:07:35 PM
IP: 209.128.145.90

MOMMMMMMMMMMYYY!!! *powerglomps Elisa* XD
Titania
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:06:31 PM
IP: 62.252.64.4

katman> *puts you on shoulders, runs around* WHEEE! ;)
Elisa
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:06:31 PM
IP: 209.128.145.90

Elisa> So do it. ;) *leaps into her arms*

ARno> I fear no man, or dragon thingie. ;)

Katman
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:05:25 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

 


 
Katman> Actually, no.

Next question?

Adam
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:19:46 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*groans*
Direwolf
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:18:53 PM
IP: 65.172.205.45

Adam> Oh, yes. *ahem* Slamaramadingdong?
Katman
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:18:00 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

Adam> *stands on top of the crumpled Dire and waves his hand around* She's out cold and brain-damaged now! MeEeeEEe! ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:17:41 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

*from the broken and crumpled heap at the bottom of the stairs* By-ye...Ar-no....
Direwolf
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:17:31 PM
IP: 65.172.205.45

<realizes Dire has been knocked out, shrugs, and points to Kat>
Adam
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:17:20 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

<points to Dire and nods>
Adam
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:16:54 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*shoved down the stairs* ARGH!!! >_< *thudthudthudtumbletumblerollrollrollrollWHACK* x_x
Direwolf
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:16:49 PM
IP: 65.172.205.45

Adam:: *raises her hand again*
Direwolf
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:16:16 PM
IP: 65.172.205.45

Adam> *shoves Dire down the stairs and raises his hand frantically* ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:16:02 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

Dire> Why not?
Next question.

Adam
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:15:05 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Adam:: Why?
Direwolf
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:14:48 PM
IP: 65.172.205.45

<points to Dire and nods>
Adam
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:14:11 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Adam:: *raises her hand*
Direwolf
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:13:50 PM
IP: 65.172.205.45

Katman> My thoughts are, I have your money, joke's on you.

Next question?

Adam
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:13:33 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Adam> Your new book was only three pages of the same word followed by 147 blank pages with what appeared to be a used kleenex sandwhiched between the last page and the cover. What are your thoughts on this? ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:12:49 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

<eyes Katman, but points and nods again>
Adam
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:11:57 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Adam> *sticks his hand up and waves it around frantically* ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:10:35 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

Katman> I had a cold.

Next question?

Adam
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:10:13 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Adam> I'd like to know why you don't currently have breasts like you did on the jacket photograph of your new book.
Katman
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:09:36 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

Adam> Well, since you're doing laundry, the world MUST know-- Boxers or briefs? ;)
DE
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:07:37 PM
IP: 62.234.25.1

<points at Katman and nods>
Adam
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:06:51 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Adam> *raises his hand and waves it around frantically* ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:06:17 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

I should be doing laundry, but I'm not. And now we'll take questions from the audience.
Adam
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:05:48 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

 


Manly

 
Elisa> I'm 21! *buys a keg of beer and smashes it over his head* >.<
Katman
Sunday, December 14, 2003 03:24:02 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

 


These things sure sound useful...

 
*nods slowly* And there was no better way than using bleach to get black again? I thought it'd be easier than that..... ya know, Dragon scales are said to be easily cleaned when using the right fluids.... not water, of course. The blood of virgin maidens would have worked.... and they are said to be tasty as well :)
Guandalug la'Fay - [Guandalug@gmx.de]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 03:50:52 PM
IP: 145.254.103.95

Guandalug> *Shoves a limp claw in his face* Lwook. Awwl black gain.
... Headache... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 03:47:06 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*raises an eyebrow and backs away from the cloud of bleach emanating from Arno* I see...... *tsks*
Guandalug la'Fay - [Guandalug@gmx.de]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 03:44:55 PM
IP: 145.254.103.95

Guandalug> *Strong sense of intoxicating bleach rises up from his skin* Mwrrrh... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 03:43:19 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> So, oh mighty dragon, what brought you down?
Guandalug la'Fay - [Guandalug@gmx.de]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 03:40:13 PM
IP: 145.254.103.95

Guandalug> *Rolls eyes upwards* Wwwwhuh? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 03:38:57 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*floats above him*
Hmm... feeling a bit down, do we?

Guandalug la'Fay - [Guandalug@gmx.de]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 03:37:16 PM
IP: 145.254.103.95

Guandalug> *Lies on the floor* *Opens his eyes woozily* Mwwwhhuh? *Eyes roll towards Guandalug's position* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 03:36:35 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*peeks in*
Our all-time favourite dutchman.... ARNO! Sooooo good to see you...

Guandalug la'Fay - [Guandalug@gmx.de]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 03:35:13 PM
IP: 145.254.103.95

*Walks in woozily, spreading a very strong intoxicating smell of bleach*

Hwwhhwhhwello...

*Sits down, doesn't move for a few seconds, then falls over on his face* <KA-THUD!!>
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 03:08:22 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
and speaking of strange... *opens all the windows up and downwind of arno*
kess - [<results are in on both MGCs! :)]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:20:09 PM
IP: 205.186.54.4

Guan? wow, hi stranger! :P
kess - [<resutls are in on both MGCs! :)]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:18:22 PM
IP: 205.186.54.4

Mika> *Offended* I din't dink it! Jus' washed m'self withit. Twice. *Frowns a bit* Bleach's flammable, who knew... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:16:41 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

ARno> *L* yes, you are.....but you['re not supposed to DRINK silly bleach.... Or inhale it... o.O
mika
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:12:18 PM
IP: 4.4.9.18

Mika> *Holds out a woobly claw at her* Lwook, I'm black 'gain... ;)}
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:11:15 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> *coughs* dude,you STINK. >< *runs to open windows*
mika
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:10:37 PM
IP: 4.4.9.18

Mika> *Somewhat woozy look, spreading the stink of bleach from his skin* 'wwo Mika... *Eyes focus alternatingly at points in front of her and behind her* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:09:04 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*gorgonzolas* hhio? o.O
mika
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:07:26 PM
IP: 4.4.9.18

 


 
Aww, poor arno, getitng picked on... *pets*
AHH! THE CHEMICALS ARE EATING THE SKIN OF MY HAND OFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!



just kidding. ;)

kess - [<results are in on both MGCs! :)]
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:30:37 PM
IP: 205.186.54.4

 


Yeah! What am I, a public service? ;)

 
You snooze, you lose.
Direwolf
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:47:27 PM
IP: 65.172.205.54

Katman: No, ass. ;)
Direwolf
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:47:05 PM
IP: 65.172.205.54

I'm napping. ;) Someone log all this that's been said about me and I'll read it later. ;) *retires to nap*
*GONE*

Katman
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 04:46:36 PM
IP: 24.167.36.65

 


Mika has been working out on the rowing machines. When she and I meet again, we are going to arm wrestle.
But does this make sense?


 
arno> *L* NO. maybe...maybe a nice Oar. with flames! ;D
Mika
Wednesday, December 17, 2003 04:11:13 PM
IP: 4.4.9.18

Mika> A Popeye anchor! ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, December 17, 2003 04:09:54 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*L* I could! ^^ whee! I should get a tatoo on my arm, too, just to look tough. ;P
Mika
Wednesday, December 17, 2003 04:07:26 PM
IP: 4.4.9.18

Mika> *l* You could always startle me by yelling at me. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, December 17, 2003 04:05:15 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


Apparently, I tend to wink a lot. ;)

 
Yay winking! You better win or you'll make me look bad. -_-

Wednesday, December 17, 2003 11:28:31 PM
IP: 65.172.205.23

I came in here to wait for Arno and challenge him to winking. ;)
Katman
Wednesday, December 17, 2003 11:27:44 PM
IP: 24.167.36.65

 


 
Thank gods... chat! *happy sigh, back in her element at last*
B!
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:34:26 PM
IP: 171.75.15.59

Star> who doesn't?
B!
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:33:25 PM
IP: 171.75.15.59

See!? See!? There she is! *Points to Beedoo!* Beedoo!, tell them I didn't eat you. And hi. ;)

Whoever> See? I didn't lie. And for sick acts with lillipops you need to talk to Robert, not me. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:33:21 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

whoever>he also eats kittens. *nods matter of factly*
Star
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:32:43 PM
IP: 67.120.235.104

Oh... She's here... Maybe he WAS telling the truth... This time.
Whoever
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:32:39 PM
IP: 205.188.209.40

Arno> Ha! LIES!! Lies and lollygagging. Should know better than to believe you, Teddy Killer!!
Whoever
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:31:46 PM
IP: 205.188.209.40

I'm here! I'm here! *reattatches self to feet*
B!
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:31:42 PM
IP: 171.75.15.59

Star> *lol* I didn't do it! I don't eat people! Stop persecuting me! ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:30:53 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arbo> Feh! a great excuse because, learly, all we will see of her again is her FEET! *lol* ;>

Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:30:19 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

is arno eating people again? figures. well, at least he wont eat us, he must be full. ;)
Star
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:30:11 PM
IP: 67.120.235.104

Whoever> *Gasp* Look! It's just her feet! It doesn't mean ANYTHING!
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:30:00 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Robert> But... She didn't eat my friends. She stopped eating people. Just ask her when you see her. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:29:30 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Shocked and appalled, but not surprised. Black dragons are known for such treachery.
Whoever
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:29:26 PM
IP: 205.188.209.40

Arno> BAH! You probably just got jealouse of her eating all your friends or something and ate her to get evin! I am shocked! Shocked and APPALLED! *l*

Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:27:09 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

I did not! She probably just left them here! She does these things. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:25:42 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*gasps in shock* Oh my god! ARNO ATE BEEDOO! Well. Cept her feet.. *points* *l*

Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:24:52 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

*Blinks* ... It was like that when I got here...
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:24:04 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*lurks by* *mildly disturbed that Beedoo's feet are apparently still there, but apparently not the rest of the Beedoo* ;>

Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:21:13 PM
IP: 4.43.249.105

Gah! *Stumbles in, falls flat on his face before Beedoo!'s feet* I'm here! I'm here!
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:19:20 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*sigh* In case anyone drops by, yes, I am still lurking.
B!
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:01:46 PM
IP: 171.75.15.59

Figures, I already missed everybody's lunch hour...
B!
Thursday, December 18, 2003 11:58:57 AM
IP: 171.75.15.59

*inpeekage*
B!
Thursday, December 18, 2003 11:46:36 AM
IP: 171.75.15.59

 


 
arno> I like to see what I've said.. I find myself quite entertaining, especially when I can't recall that I've said something.
B!
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:54:30 PM
IP: 171.75.15.59

 


Come on, it hasn't been THAT long!

 
ARno> You were human?!
Oh, is that what this packet is for? Maybe I should mix it into a martini for Rob...

B!
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:04:30 PM
IP: 171.75.15.59

Beedoo!> Erm... You remember, right? I need these pills to be human? Cause you fed me quail's blood with some stuff in it? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:01:49 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

arno> pills? *she barely remembers him, now he wants her to remember pills? eesh!*
B!
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:00:03 PM
IP: 171.75.15.59

Beedoo!> Oh! Erm... Did you bring my pills? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:56:59 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


And yet I am still confused

 
Arno> What? No! Soylent Green is people!! PEOPLE!! And green.
... *blinkblink* You don't know Soylent Green... You don't know Green Eggs and Ham... Have you heard of Dr. Seuss, by any chance, you strangely bizarre dutchman?

Whoever
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:44:05 PM
IP: 205.188.209.40

We're not. There's really a movie called Soylent Green.
Direwolf
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:43:11 PM
IP: 65.172.205.39

Direwolf / Whoever> ... I get the vague impression you are pulling my tail here. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:42:21 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno:: It's a classic Sci-fi movie with Charleton Heston! Really they should offer a DVD box set with Omega Man, Soylent Green, and Planet of the Apes. *nodnod*
Direwolf
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:39:35 PM
IP: 65.172.205.39

Arno> Aww. That makes me sad. *reaches for a "Sam I Am" sign*
Whoever
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:39:13 PM
IP: 205.188.209.40

Direwolf> Er, no. Should I? *BLinks*

Whoever> Er, no thank you. *l*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:38:33 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> You don't know what Soylent Green is? Soylent Green is people, heathen!! *offers a box* And tasty, too!
Whoever
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:36:30 PM
IP: 205.188.209.40

Arno:: You don't know what Soylent Green is!?!?!?!
Direwolf
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:36:06 PM
IP: 65.172.205.39

Direwolf> ... What's soylent green? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:34:59 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

People-eating? That makes me want to say....

"SOYLENT GREEN! IT'S MADE FROM PEOPLE!!! IT'S MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!"

Direwolf
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:33:29 PM
IP: 65.172.205.39

 


Ah, intelligent discussion for the edification of us all. ;)

 
No one pay attention to Direwolf's criticism of my criticism. It's silly.
Wraith
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:59:48 PM
IP: 68.225.96.4

No one pay attention to Wraith's complaint about Tolkien. It's crap.
Direwolf
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:58:48 PM
IP: 65.172.205.39

*gives Direwolf a balloon, then kisses her forehead* From's God's hands to yours.

"The Lord of the Rings" are a good set of novels. My only complaint about them is that Tolkein was a product of the same literary movement that produced long-winded Englishmen like Dickens. He sometimes went on, page after page, about unimportant characters and events. To some, that's part of its charm, but I think a bit more minimalism would have helped. Still, compared to most fantasy or science fiction, Tolkein's works are in a class by itself.

Wraith - [..all whacked on the Scooby Snacks]
Thursday, December 18, 2003 02:57:55 PM
IP: 68.225.96.4

 


Man, now she spoilt the ending

 
Oh, i loved Retun of the King! Especially the ending! Just when Frodo was about to throw the ring into the flames of Mordor he stops and says he can't do it! Instead he proposes to Sam and gives it to him as an engagement ring. Sauron was so touched by the sight of young hobbit love that he married them on the spot. Gollum was the best man, and Merry and Pippin were the bridesmaids. It was really sweet, made me cry. And they lived happily ever after. ;)

What?!? That's how it ended! ;)

Star
Friday, December 19, 2003 02:16:05 PM
IP: 67.120.234.212

 


Yeep!

 
SC - Dragon Stew (recipe)Period Political Correctness
In a message dated 9/15/99 11:56:42 PM Eastern Daylight Time, THLRenata@aol.com writes:
<< 1 medium-sized stewing dragon
1 acre potatoes
3 wains large yellow onions
4 carts carrots
3 bushels peas
2 pecks garlic
1 bay leaf
A goodly-sized rock
Directions:
Feed garlic to the dragon, reserving 2 cloves. After 1 hour, take the rock and pund the dragon smartly betwixt the eyes.
Repeat as necessary. Flense dragon and dredge lightly in flour. Put cubed dragon in a phenomenally
large cauldron and add enough spring water to cover. Bring to a boil whilst peeling and dicing vegetables. Add vegetables and spices, including the 2 remaining cloves of garlic. Lower flame and let simmer until the dragon is tender -- about a fortnight.
Serves 500 villagers or one large troll.


Saturday, December 20, 2003 08:15:41 AM
IP: 65.71.253.47

 


No comment...

 
ACK! *just realized his clock is an hour ahead because the powerer flickered out last night and he didn't fix it* GAH! Everytime I checked the chatroom I thought all the posts were an hour old already! No WONDER I missed everyone! *rotflol*
Robert
Sunday, December 21, 2003 04:19:20 PM
IP: 4.43.253.186

 


 
Katman> YEah, well, all I'm saying is that YOUR cvast conspiracy better not get in the way of MY vast conspiracy! *l*
Robert
Sunday, December 21, 2003 04:25:57 PM
IP: 4.43.253.186

Robbie> It's a vast conspiracy. ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 21, 2003 04:24:20 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

Katman> *just.. blinks* Those don't have anything to do with lollipops, do they? O.o
Robert
Sunday, December 21, 2003 04:22:42 PM
IP: 4.43.253.186

Robbie> Lollerskates. ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 21, 2003 04:20:02 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

 


 
Hiya Mika. ;) I've forgotten who you are. ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:24:21 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

katman>who the hell am I? o.O dude, I'm mika.
mika
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:23:49 PM
IP: 4.4.16.107

Miika! Who the hell're you? ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:23:07 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

mraaah. cheese.
mika
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:22:54 PM
IP: 4.4.16.107

 


 
Mika> Ha! Your boy has no wings, does he? Nor strong. . Erm. . Pointy sharp thingies at the ends of his fingers to poke holes in walls! Thus he too will be unable to reach my sign, barring his ownership of something truly unlikely, such as an antigravity device, a jet pack, or a ladder! *nods* *l*
Robert
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:39:03 PM
IP: 4.43.253.186

robby> *baps* Bah! I shall get my boy to reach it for me. ;P
mika
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:37:01 PM
IP: 4.4.16.107

Mika> Nah. Fer one thing, Mikas are too short to reach the sign. *nod nod* *l*
Robert
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:33:47 PM
IP: 4.43.253.186

robby> bah. shall I lower standards for you? o.O
mika
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:32:33 PM
IP: 4.4.16.107

Mika> I am NOT a peoples! I am a ROBBY! We'e held to MUCH higher standards! *points* See? *there's a little sign on the wall that says "Standards"* *it's several feet off the ground*
Robert
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:31:00 PM
IP: 4.43.253.186

 


 
Arno> *gasps* ARRRNNOO! My SIGN! *goans and rolls his eyes* that's Arno, always lowering the standards of the chatroom. Sheesh!
Robert
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:49:14 PM
IP: 4.43.253.186

YAAGH! *As Katman digs his claws deeper his tail swishes accross the floor and slams into the wall. PArt of it comes down in smaller or larger pieces, one of which carries Robert's sign. It slams into the ground and remains upright, the dign now at a height of two feet*

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! *Runs circles through the room, trampling furniture and stuff in blind panic*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:48:27 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arnie> What's the matter? Yer all tense? Gotta go to the restroom or somethin'? *diiiiiiiiiiig* Don't lemmie fall off. *suddenly paranoid and gripping harder* ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:44:38 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

Katman> *Yelps* Yah! *Leaps up in shock, comes down with a devestating thud and starts walking around like someone's pressing sharp nails in his back, all tense and stuff* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:42:53 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arnie> *onto Arnie's back in an instant* I've always wanted a dragon ride! *cheerfully digs all of his talons into Arnie's hide* Giddyup! ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 21, 2003 05:38:55 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

 


And Whitbourne knows biology

 
I agree. Spandex and Y chromosomes are mutually exclusive. :-)
Whitbourne
Monday, December 22, 2003 12:50:29 AM
IP: 156.34.83.249

guys are not meant to be seen in spandex
Leo
Monday, December 22, 2003 12:49:35 AM
IP: 68.96.8.12

 


 
MAui> Precisely why I carry this around all the time *coughs and waves a bottle in a paper bag* :)
DE
Monday, December 22, 2003 04:25:55 PM
IP: 62.234.27.163

DE> I think it's exciting how some people with stutters talk perfect when drunk, because they forget to be nervous ;)

Monday, December 22, 2003 04:25:06 PM
IP: 66.207.192.193

MAui> Dunno, but it's what my dad's paid to do.
DE
Monday, December 22, 2003 04:23:12 PM
IP: 62.234.27.163

DE> how does one look at a stutter? ;) Th-th-that'd b-b-be i-in-i-i-iiiiieenn-
*snaps *-Interesting.


Monday, December 22, 2003 04:19:10 PM
IP: 66.207.192.193

MAui> Oh dear, have you developed a stutter? You may want to have that looked at. How goes?
DE
Monday, December 22, 2003 04:17:42 PM
IP: 62.234.27.163

DdDdddeEee!!

Monday, December 22, 2003 04:15:43 PM
IP: 66.207.192.193

MauMau!
DE
Monday, December 22, 2003 04:14:04 PM
IP: 62.234.27.163

o.o

Monday, December 22, 2003 04:12:28 PM
IP: 66.207.192.193

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
I knew you cared. *kisses Katman, runs off*
Wraith
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 12:18:54 PM
IP: 68.225.96.4

Merry merry Christmas, happy happy holidays! I love everything and everyone! ;)
Katman
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 12:15:05 PM
IP: 129.7.216.196

 


 
Rob> *shoves you off* Gitoff, you lug. Crimeny... couldn't you go on the slimfast plan or sommat?
DE
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:28:54 PM
IP: 62.234.29.174

DE> OUCH! *hops up on one foot.. And falls over on DE this time* *hopefully it'll have the same effect as falling on Deeboo* ;>
Robert - [Lunch Time]
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:27:56 PM
IP: 4.43.248.24

*stomps on Rob's foot... for good measure*
DE
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:26:53 PM
IP: 62.234.29.174

*blinks as Deeboo seems to have vanished* Oh my gosh! I killed Deeboo!!! O.o

It's all DEs fault! *casts 3rd level spell: Blameshift* *l* ;>

Robert - [Lunch Time]
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:25:26 PM
IP: 4.43.248.24

*snickers* A figure of grace as always, Rob.
DE
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:22:51 PM
IP: 62.234.29.174

WAK! *tripped* *go sprawling onto the deeboo, just to be a nuisance* ;>
Robert - [Lunch Time]
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:20:44 PM
IP: 4.43.248.24

*trips Rob as he lurks through*
DE
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:19:07 PM
IP: 62.234.29.174

*lurkiry lurk lurks through* ;>
Anonymous
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:18:14 PM
IP: 4.43.248.24

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Bee> Oh yeah. I mean, just the other day there was a massive tribble breakout in Uganda.
DE
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:59:36 PM
IP: 62.234.29.174

ACK! Sorry, DE.. I asked for your addy, and then immediately had to go rescue my grandma's cat from the hideaway. Hm, life gets more like S8 by the day, doesn't it?
B!
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:57:27 PM
IP: 171.75.22.19

Katman> Hell, ten years from now, I'll have twenty cats and be out looking for an old rotting mansion on a hill with a yard full of switchgrass to live in. Or dead. I can't decide yet.
DE
Tuesday, December 23, 2003 01:55:27 PM
IP: 62.234.29.174

 


A mystery is born, through Shinga's excelent Station 8 Christmas picture

 
Oh, come now... since when do we need names in here? ;)

Thursday, December 25, 2003 02:45:08 AM
IP: 171.75.22.186

ok, that's just mean. someone needs to invent that darn character now. so what do we have, a grey garg with red hair who likes to throw fruitcakes. we coudl name her... erm.....

Wednesday, December 24, 2003 11:02:50 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

Maybe I just put in the gray garg to make you all go "Who IS that, anyway?" *smirk*
Shinga
Wednesday, December 24, 2003 10:37:48 PM
IP: 67.202.40.240

beed> maybe Duncina? looks like the mystery grey garg is wearing a skirt, to me.... ;)

Wednesday, December 24, 2003 10:34:20 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

Ya know, that gray garg just may be Duncan... ;)
B!
Wednesday, December 24, 2003 07:20:21 PM
IP: 171.75.22.174

Argh, damn color. *lurks out for a bit, kinda distracted and tired right now* :P *goneish*
Shinga
Wednesday, December 24, 2003 06:05:11 PM
IP: 67.202.40.240

I actually have no idea who the gray one is O.o May have been just random, but I can't remember. I drew it a while ago, and I've forgotten :p ^^
Shinga
Wednesday, December 24, 2003 06:03:43 PM
IP: 67.202.40.240

Shinga> I was wheezing I was laughing so hard at your pic. Arno's expression is pricless! ;) It's great! :D
And yeah, who is that grey garg vaulting the fruitcakes? *L* Love it. ;)

Jessie
Wednesday, December 24, 2003 05:54:34 PM
IP: 172.130.205.31

Who is the grey gargoyle sword fighting with Jessie? Thoughts, anyone?
Dubble - [Santa hat. What? It's traditional!]
Wednesday, December 24, 2003 02:44:09 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

 


I labeled this as 'Random Weirdness' when I logged it

 
i dunno WHY i read rob's last line as "*shrugs and eats people*" at first glance...
*shakes her head at herself*


Thursday, December 25, 2003 02:50:17 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

*sobs* My neice has become an uncouth unclothed tart!! *sobs* where have I gone wrong?!?

Ah well. *shrugs and eats and apple* ;>


Thursday, December 25, 2003 12:55:30 PM
IP: 4.43.248.24

O.o

Anyway, like I said, I need to go find some clothes. ;) *gone*

Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 12:49:25 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Nah. Deeboo is just nautrally only sorta here. why, last time, all we found of her was her feet! O.o

Thursday, December 25, 2003 12:47:18 PM
IP: 4.43.248.24

Hee, I scared her off. ;)
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 12:37:43 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

*pokes back in* Mroo?

Ahah, I'm so smart, all my underwear is in the wash. *sitting here in a bathrobe waiting for the dryer to run* ;)

Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 12:34:42 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Trogdor, even. Always spell a dragon's name right. ;)

Thursday, December 25, 2003 12:33:05 PM
IP: 171.75.22.135

Agh! Dammit Dubble, come in while I'm playing Tragdor, why don'tcha? "P

Thursday, December 25, 2003 12:32:34 PM
IP: 171.75.22.135

Anyway, I have to be dressed like, ten minutes ago so, yeah *pop*
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 12:03:55 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

I have to stop saying dude. Like. Now. Also, spamming. Heh.
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 11:59:19 AM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Dude. DUDE. It's so freaky! I say beed and THERE SHE IS! O.O
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 11:58:50 AM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Duuuude, I sparked discussion. Go me. ;)

Anyway, happy holidays, guys! *leaves greek sweets at the bar* Beed will tell you they're nummy. ;)

Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 11:58:34 AM
IP: 82.43.113.226

*wanders through witha mouth full of cinnamon roll* Mewwy Kifthmuff!

Thursday, December 25, 2003 11:58:24 AM
IP: 171.75.22.135

 


Do not meddle with the nuts of dragons...

 
MAui> Ack! Don't chew my nuts! Go get yer own! ;P

Thursday, December 25, 2003 05:23:11 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

*chews them both*

Thursday, December 25, 2003 05:20:07 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

egh,, Brazil nuts are nawrshty. the giant cashews, though, are definately in jeopardy. :)

Thursday, December 25, 2003 05:20:01 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

ONAR!

Thursday, December 25, 2003 05:20:00 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

eh, relations. Like _I_ need any more food. We got boxes and bags and tins of stuff... And, as usual, the threat of being fat isn't really staving me off.

Thursday, December 25, 2003 05:17:42 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

*Sits up lightning fast; ears perk up* Cow. *Looks around* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 25, 2003 05:17:25 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Mooo!

Thursday, December 25, 2003 05:16:37 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

Beedoo!> Where'd all this food come from? *l*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 25, 2003 05:15:35 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*steals the jar of giant-size nuts and the bag of chocolate cherries* *probably will not eat dinner... then again, didn't get through with breakfast but an hour ago*

Thursday, December 25, 2003 05:14:05 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

 


Ah, the magic of christmas. Kind of desturbing, really.

 
Beedoo!> Well, my latkes don't come alive at Hanukkah...**Chuckles** Christmas Magic...nice stuff it must be. :)
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:23:12 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Abe> Because it's CHristmas. Gingerbread things always come alive at Christmas, don't you know that? *cuddles her Gingerbears ornament*

Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:21:57 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

Arno> I ate who?? Oh, I thought it was just part of the roof... *poinged in teh nose with sprinkles*

Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:20:03 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

Arno> **Chuckles** Well, I don't know how they became alive...they just came out of the oven. ^_~
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:17:05 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Abram Wintersmith> LIVING Gingerbreadmen to serve to Beedoo!? *Horrified* ;)

Beedoo!> You... You... You ate them! ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:15:49 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Beedoo!> **The scene looks like something out of a cross between Godzilla and Santa Claus: The Movie...**

**Little brownie tanks start rolling over the pastry-like hills, firing sprinkles at Beedoo-Sis...**

--"You won't destroy our homes, you scaly monster!!"
--"Um, Fred...How are you driving this thing, your legs don't move..."
--"Oh...you're right...AHHHHHH!!!!--
**The tanks start to spin in circles wildly out of control...**

Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:11:07 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Abe> *lol* Graar! Raar! *chomp! chew chew chew...*

Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:08:25 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

Beedoo!> **The Gingerbread Men and Women are actually quite horrified, but the baking process has fused their joints together enough where they can't move...**

--"Run Molassina! Save Yourself!"
--"I can't...I'm stuck to the ground..."
--"Must...Break...Free....Don't...Want...to become...a SNACK!..."

Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:06:54 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Hey Abey! *starts the gozilla routine, stomping around, bearing fangs, and roaring while the gingerbread folk continue to smile and not move*

Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:03:54 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

**Wanders in, and sets down a huge gingerbread house, complete with "snow" icing, little gingerbread men and women, and a snowman made of marshmallows....there's even "Smoke" coming out of the chimney**

Good Evening, folks...Merry Christmas...**Hugs, Handshakes, Scritches, ect...**

Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:00:10 PM
IP: 24.49.223.107

 


Not sure what prompted the multiple choice of clone, hawaiian or scorpion anymore

 
Bee>So you can step on hawaiians apparently. though I doubt they'd be vastly amused. ;)
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:40:53 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Dub> well, that only leaves one thing, doesn't it? Oh Kiivaaa-siiisss...

Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:40:51 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

Actaully, I can't imagine stepping on a scorpion'd be terribly smart either.
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:39:46 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

DEFINITELY NO STEPPING ON CLONES. ;)
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:39:24 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

ARno> Clone, Hawaiian or scorpion?

Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:38:58 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

Beedoo!> Er... Don't step on one. o.O

*Notices Beedoo! calls Dubble Arno* See, that's the problem with all these clones running around. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:37:55 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


Apparently multiple choice was in the air

 
what's scary? ending up like mika, being out of frosting or tequila?
Dubble - [feeling the were-mauiness. ;D]
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:48:00 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

 


 
Let's just quit while I'm as far ahead as I'm gonna get. ;)
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:08:03 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Now you're confusing Vulcans and androids. :P

Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:07:45 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

Is Spock that computer thing? With the ears?
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:06:29 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Bee>*lol* I see you've already learned to appreciate what small things I do know. ;)
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:05:40 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Dub> *patpats* very good, dear.

Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:05:11 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

But Kirk came before Picard. ....Right? ;)
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:04:44 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

AUGH.
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:03:51 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Psst, Dubble, that's Picard...

Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:03:35 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

What? I'm not a Trekkie! I've only JUST managed to work out wihch is Spock and which is Kirk! Spock is bald and the guy who plays professor X! ;)
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:02:31 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Sure, sure...

Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:01:07 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

Bee>I....SO knew that. Heh. ;)
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 07:00:39 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

DUb> sorry. Bad Trekkie joke. ;)

Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:59:41 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

The Wrath of Kahn? Ok, you've really lost me. like, consistently. ;)
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:58:41 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

FEAR! the Wrath of... no, that just doesn't work for me...

Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:57:55 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

Bee>Aww. Hee. How....cute. In a....lethal way. ;)
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:56:59 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Dub> *nod* That's it then. ;) *talks to the little sand scorpion* You an' me, Khany baby. ;)

Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:56:17 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

Yes. *nods*
Dubble
Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:54:45 PM
IP: 82.43.113.226

Is Kahn a good name for a scorpion?

Thursday, December 25, 2003 06:54:26 PM
IP: 171.75.29.84

 


 
Kaz> My girlfriend. ;)

ARno> My girlfriend. ;)

Rob> My girl-, er, hi. ;)

Katman
Sunday, December 28, 2003 03:18:26 PM
IP: 24.167.36.65

*wanders back in* Blech. Okay, I DO have stuff to do. but I feel cold and cruddyish and stuff, so think I'll just do laundry and waste the day like I usually do. *l*
Robert - [<== Play the first game.. Rocket Mania. REALLY Addictive.]
Sunday, December 28, 2003 03:17:21 PM
IP: 4.43.248.24

Katman> How are you? *l* Oh, right. Dandy, I see. Who's Lucia? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, December 28, 2003 03:16:04 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Kitkat> Who?
Kazzy
Sunday, December 28, 2003 03:14:46 PM
IP: 66.43.210.210

Kazzy> Oh I'm dandy. ;) Had Lucia over last night.
Katman
Sunday, December 28, 2003 03:14:04 PM
IP: 24.167.36.65

Kitkat> How ya been?
Kazzy
Sunday, December 28, 2003 03:13:52 PM
IP: 66.43.210.210

 


 
Arnie> Yep. I poke them mightly with my car antenna. ;)
Katman
Sunday, December 28, 2003 03:36:13 PM
IP: 24.167.36.65

Katman> Oh? You teach fencing? Cool. I bet you look really dashing when you protect her from muggers on the way home. *l*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, December 28, 2003 03:35:46 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arnie> Nope. Met her in the fencing class I help teach. ;0
Katman
Sunday, December 28, 2003 03:30:25 PM
IP: 24.167.36.65

Katman> This Lucia, you know her from the internet, or...?
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, December 28, 2003 03:26:43 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
*waddles through* Too much food.. neeeeddd diiiieeeett!

Tuesday, December 30, 2003 02:02:40 PM
IP: 171.75.16.123

*trudges through* Neeedd.. . Fooooooooddd...
Robert
Tuesday, December 30, 2003 01:20:07 PM
IP: 4.43.253.198

 


Happy new year!

 
Happy Nude Deer
Damon Canine
Thursday, January 1, 2004 12:03:32 AM
IP: 12.206.13.78

HIppo Gnu Deer!!

Wednesday, December 31, 2003 09:23:26 PM
IP: 209.30.33.239

It's Nude Year's? Crap, I should be at an orgy! *gone*
Ghost of Chuut Ritt
Wednesday, December 31, 2003 08:06:32 PM
IP: 207.69.17.250

Only because you're at home and the rest of us were out partying. Happy New Year as well!
DE
Wednesday, December 31, 2003 07:43:49 PM
IP: 62.234.20.196