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FEBRUARY 1ST - FEBRUARY 28TH 2003

The logs, as is done in Station 8 Gargoyles chat, should be read from bottom to top. That is, in every block the conversation starts at the bottom and ends at the top. The blocks themselves are chronologically ordered from top to bottom. Confused yet?

 
*wanders back in, but this time in Aztec garb*
*looks really confused*

Would a Mayan say "Forsooth, I couldst not tame a wolf?" upon getting beaten by an army? o.O

Though it is kinda cool he said that. Considering. Heh.

*wanders back out, pondering*

Chieftain Jessie
Sunday, February 2, 2003 01:33:25 AM
IP: 172.145.116.148

Same diff in the world of people who don't play computer games ;) *still really not here, unless someone wants to write fiction for me*
DE
Saturday, February 1, 2003 11:07:07 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

Nah... I think Jessie's just overdoing the RTS games...
Lupo
Saturday, February 1, 2003 10:48:12 PM
IP: 194.80.32.12

*coughs* Jessie's flipped. *not really here*
DE
Saturday, February 1, 2003 10:47:20 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

*marches in, donning a kilt, leather armor , a rather big sword, and blue war paint on her face and arms*

I kicked the English's arse so bad they cried their wee heads off!!

The Celts have WON!! *beats fist against her leather breast plate and howls*

*marches out* *wonders whether to play Age of Empires again*

Chieftain Jessie
Saturday, February 1, 2003 10:17:52 PM
IP: 172.145.116.148

 


 
Hmmm. I 'm not sure if my typos make it funnier or worse.. *l*

*gone*


Sunday, February 2, 2003 11:09:50 AM
IP: 4.43.242.168

Coming Soon to a Chat Room Near You!
The Movie Event of The Season!
UBER NEWBER!

The story of two obnoxious mannered kids, escaped from a home for the terminally clueless and retarded.

“Hi! I’m Newb!”
“And I’m Bee!”
“Heh heh.. Nobody will EVER notice that we have the same IP!”
“Nope! We’re two completely separate people!”
“I know! Let’s talk about all the macking we’ve done!”

But when their stupidity reaches a critical level, they merge and transform into.. UBER NEWBER!

“Intelligence is futuile. You will be stupefied.”

THRILL to the pointless God-Moding!

“Ha ha! I’m IMMUNE to Hudson’s boot kicking me out the window! I just stand there and laugh! Ha ha!”

Shiver in TERROR at the horrors to unfold…

“This chat room is DEAD Jim!”

PUZZLE over the confusion and comedic misunderstandings!

“I am NOT A newbie! I’ve been here for three days! That makes me a reg! Besides, I used to come here ALLLLLL the time 8 years ago! Or was that the My Little Pony Slasher-fic web page…?”

And Awwwwww to the LOVE STORY…

“I LOVE you SexyGargette, even though I’ve never met you before and seen you only online! Out love is SO STRONG it will last forever, so I’m going to steal my parents car and drive across the country to you, even though you’re only 15…”

Yes, truly the CHATROOM EVENT of the YEAR (And, alas, many years to follow)
So back up the family, load up on Newb-Be-Gone, and Flee from a chat room near YOU!

The Announcer
Sunday, February 2, 2003 10:40:53 AM
IP: 4.43.242.168

 


It's an epidemic!

 
Kazzy> It's okay. I'll just... um... *comes back to life and pushes the oreoboulder on top of Arno*
DE
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:56:35 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

Arno> It's more convenient than trying to eat your way out of an oreo.
DE
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:55:16 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

DE> O.o Sorry?
Kazzy
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:54:05 PM
IP: 207.177.67.84

DE> *Stares as she dies* ... What, does EVERYONE die these days!?
Arno
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:52:48 PM
IP: 62.194.75.154

Kazzy> But... but... I'm so little... and I'm on a diet...
DE
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:52:12 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

DE> LOL Naw! Eat yer way out from under it!
Kazzy
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:50:55 PM
IP: 207.177.67.84

Kazzy> Oh... er... well, in that case *dies*
DE
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:50:36 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

DE> Yer already squashed. It's a boulder made from oreo cookies and a secret ingrdient. ^_~ And oreoballs ARE a real thing.
Kazzy
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:49:16 PM
IP: 207.177.67.84

Kazzy> I haven't the foggiest what an oreoboulder is... should I duck? ;)
DE
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:48:29 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

DE> That's okay. ^^ *drops an oreoboulder atop you*
Kazzy
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:47:02 PM
IP: 207.177.67.84

Kazzy> Hmm... I'm all out of clever lines then. You're on your own.
DE
Sunday, February 2, 2003 03:46:17 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

 


 
Geez, people, can't we think of something ELSE to talk about other than Arno when he isn't here?! ;)
Dubble
Monday, February 3, 2003 01:31:47 AM
IP: 80.192.250.96

*tries to imagine him handling a delicate pink razor with huge claws* O-o Chaos!
Buckets and buckets of Epil-Stop.
Craze
Sunday, February 2, 2003 09:19:24 PM
IP: 64.24.90.80

Maybe we should get him some Nair?
Kythera of Anevern
Sunday, February 2, 2003 09:17:25 PM
IP: 68.98.80.170

o.O! Ohhhh my.... o.o;;; Poor Arno!
Kythera of Anevern
Sunday, February 2, 2003 09:17:11 PM
IP: 68.98.80.170

*blinks* Ew... ewewew *twitch*
DE
Sunday, February 2, 2003 09:17:05 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

Working in the plus-size store, I see PLENTY of beards that ain't where they're supposed to be, lemme tell you ;)
Craze
Sunday, February 2, 2003 09:16:04 PM
IP: 64.24.90.80

He shaves while in dragon form?
DE
Sunday, February 2, 2003 09:15:37 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

Kyth> Well...maybe he's a dutch dragon with some sort of hormonal problem then?
Craze
Sunday, February 2, 2003 09:15:30 PM
IP: 64.24.90.80

Craze-- But he SHAVES!! Only Chinese dragons grow beards!
Kythera of Anevern
Sunday, February 2, 2003 09:14:55 PM
IP: 68.98.80.170

O-o He's a Dutch dragon. Dutch dragons probably eat tulip bulbs or something.
And he COULDN'T be a chinese dragon. He's not wise and mystical enough ;D
Craze
Sunday, February 2, 2003 09:14:33 PM
IP: 64.24.90.80

Oooo... you missed the debate about Arno possibly being a Chinese dragon, didn't you? o.o!
Kythera of Anevern
Sunday, February 2, 2003 09:13:20 PM
IP: 68.98.80.170

 


Alright, alright, I'm Dutch okay!? ;)

 
(pictures how cod herring with unions must taste; no one must know since it probably goes on strike for better wages all the time)
Whitbourne
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:27:24 PM
IP: 130.15.149.68

Yuna> Well, typical Dutch food would be cold herring with unions... Ew. *l*
Arno
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:26:38 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

 


Actually, she did

 
*peeks in*

Sheesh, arno. didn't I teach you to spell 'onions' long ago? o.O

Mika
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:35:54 PM
IP: 4.64.244.75

 


 
(stares at the passport) It says here you're from the Netherlands. That's not Iraq or anything, is it? We'll have to take you in and give you a stern lecture, I'm warning you. We wag fingers, so think carefully.
Sargeant Preston of the Yukon - [mountie@rcmp.com]
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:47:15 PM
IP: 130.15.149.68

Sargeant Preston> *Flash!* Erm... I... Think you're mistaken? I'm a Dutch citizen. See? *Shows passport* ;)
Arno
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:45:49 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

(rides in)
So, Arno, you're talking about asses again, are you? How quickly we forget what the probation officer said! That's it, it's back to maximum security prison for you.
(the horse whinnies in agreement)

Sargeant Preston of the Yukon - [mountie@rcmp.com]
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:43:07 PM
IP: 130.15.149.68

Whitbourne> The Mounties! He's calling the Mounties! *Gets his camera* ;)
Arno
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:41:38 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno> I'm not comfortable with where this conversation is going, you sick freak. I'm calling the cops. :-)
Whitbourne
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:38:36 PM
IP: 130.15.149.68

Whitbourne> Okay, but now we face the question: who's ass is smarter? ;)
Arno
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:36:58 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

 


I don't think Whitbourne likes Anne Nichole Smith

 
No, you're not, silly! I have a great big fan on my ceiling!
Anna Nicole Smith
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:54:02 PM
IP: 130.15.149.68

Hey, Anna Nichole Smith! I'm your biggest fan!
Anonymous
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:53:31 PM
IP: 142.167.16.27

 


 
I have a tape of a FOX special called "When Arno Falls Over!" sitting on my TV.
Whitbourne
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:57:54 PM
IP: 130.15.149.68

Arno> Look, this tape's labeled 'The very best of Arno in trouble', so why don't you take a look and try it out?
Guandalug la'Fay - [<-- MGC! Go voting now!]
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:57:26 PM
IP: 145.254.94.130

 


Who else has thought this before?

 
I don't get why anyone would be immortal. I mean think about it. One day the Earth will explode and then you'll be floating about in space forever. And you'll think, "Man... I'm going to be out here for the rest of my life.." Only it won't END 'cause you're immortal!

Unless some aliens happen to pick you up or something. Yeah.

Jessie
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 02:58:27 PM
IP: 172.144.57.52

 


 
Ha ha ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:42:54 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

AAAHHH!!! I HAVE BEEN DE-LEETED!!!!
L337-R@
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:42:32 PM
IP: 67.69.56.198

*rips Maui's 'l337' lock key off her keyboard* *feeds it to the couch*
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:40:32 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

j00 |\/|u$7 G!\/3 |\/|33 !C3 CR3@|\/|, 3y3 @|\/| R0><0R!!!
L337-R@
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:39:11 PM
IP: 67.69.56.198

Ice cream can't die. ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:37:29 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

*listens to Linkin Park* *reminisces about the frenzied ride to see Lilo & Stitch in Williamsburg* Hee hee.

Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:37:14 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

It's DEAD ice cream. Tis been in the fridge for a while. *nod nod*

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:37:05 PM
IP: 4.33.84.111

Dead people can't have ice cream. So says I ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:32:23 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

Jessie> MINE! Besides, I'm DEAD! So only other, dead people can steal my ice cream. ;>

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:31:48 PM
IP: 4.33.84.111

*steals Robs ice cream*
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:31:00 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

*eats ice cream* *prepares for return to work*

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:29:35 PM
IP: 4.33.84.111

o.O
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:28:16 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

@@@@|-|!! j00 \/\/!ll |\|07 d3f3@7 |\/|3! 3y3 R0><0r!!!
L337-R@
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:27:06 PM
IP: 67.69.56.198

*whaps the evil-mau-mau-goober-haxor thingy with a loaf of dwarf bread and steals his color back* HA! The nvengence of heaven is slow but certain! *l*

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:25:00 PM
IP: 4.33.84.111

*transforms into her super super form like on digimon..* L337-R@!!
L337-R@
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 12:22:31 PM
IP: 67.69.56.198

 


 
I would just like to say that we here at the PETRL will not stand for this abuse! Freedom for all radioactive lizards! Get the U.N. out of Godzilla's...what? They're after Arno? Oh.

Does anyone have a bicycle? The battery for my electric car ran out.

Fluffybunny Starhaven - [People For The Ethical Treatment of Radioactive Lizards Spokesperson]
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 01:50:37 PM
IP: 130.15.149.216

*Blinkblink* I could empty my pockets?
Arno
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 01:50:16 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

(blinks, looks at his paper, and grimaces) I'm sorry, I was holding this upside down.
We have found keys and a wallet in Arno's pockets. The Security Council has therefore passed a resolution to send a reactionary force to Arno, to engage the enemy, and to put these heinous weapons beyond use once and for all.

Hans Blix - [UN Weapons Inspector]
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 01:47:50 PM
IP: 130.15.149.216

Oh, and an little elastic band. ;)
Arno
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 01:46:56 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

... There's keys in my pockets. And a wallet?
Arno
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 01:46:34 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

It is my sad duty to report that we have found weapons of mass destruction in Arno's pockets. The Security Council has therefore passed a resolution to send a reactionary force to Arno, to engage the enemy, and to put these heinous wepaons beyond use once and for all.
Hans Blix - [UN Weapons Inspector]
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 01:45:42 PM
IP: 130.15.149.216

 


 
Godz> Whaddya mean 'just'? We've been working to make this an insane place for YEARS!

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:00:53 PM
IP: 134.114.14.108

Wow this room just went insane. *Starts catching people and applying straight jackets*
Godzilla
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 01:59:58 PM
IP: 209.179.44.55

 


Good grief

 
Whit> Wow.. you do a good Rob impression if nothing else. But you need to make more embarrassing typos. ;)

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:06:39 PM
IP: 134.114.14.108

The things I do to get into that damn quote log. :-)
Whitbourne
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:05:16 PM
IP: 130.15.149.216

(screaming at his broker) Sell it! Sell it to orphans for all I care! If i don't get to retire at age 45 then I'm going to go nuclear, do you understand! Agh! (throws his cell phone across the room)
Now, where were we? oh, yes, evildoers! American Way! YAAAAAHHHH!!!
(runs out of the room throwing his shield around; it hist a little old lady and she immediately threatens to sue)

Captain America
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:03:43 PM
IP: 130.15.149.216

 


The quality and theme of art on the internet these days is questionable, apparently

 
Jessie> well... better than stick-figure porn. Maybe. *l*

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:19:32 PM
IP: 134.114.14.108

Arno> You can do CGI all you want. Just as long as it's not porn ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:18:52 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

Beedoo> Other than teach Arno how to create CGI porn? Yeah, I can think of QUITE a few better ideas ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:18:27 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

Jessie> Now why don't you want me doing CGI? ;)
Arno
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:17:49 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Jessie> Got a better idea?

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:17:17 PM
IP: 134.114.14.108

Arno> Right.. ;)

Beedoo> *L* But would we WANT him to? ;)

Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:16:13 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

...or keep their brains out of the gutter...

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:15:43 PM
IP: 134.114.14.108

Jessie> I bet if we taught him to draw CGI or something he could do it. ;p

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:15:18 PM
IP: 134.114.14.108

Jessie> *lol* I guess some people just don't know how to keep their imagination under control. ;)
Arno
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:14:44 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno> No, because you don't attempt to draw sexually themed pictures ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:14:01 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

Jessie> Ah, I would be among those people. If I attempted to draw at all. ;)
Arno
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:13:14 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

 


 
Arno> ...yes'n no... ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:29:06 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

Jessie> But, furry pron, let me get this straight... That would be pictures of animals with no clothes on, right? Basically? ;)

Arno
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:28:18 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno> It's not a porn site, but a lot of people put furry porn in their galleries, yes ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:27:24 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

Jessie> So anyway... Your stuff is on a porn site then? ;)
Arno
Wednesday, February 5, 2003 02:26:09 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

 


My bike got stolen. My friends sympathise.

 
Mika> Fankoo!*bonks Onar on the head with her new Mug*

Thursday, February 6, 2003 02:06:16 PM
IP: 142.155.29.188

MAi! ;-) *hands her a teacup* have fun. ^^
Mika
Thursday, February 6, 2003 02:04:52 PM
IP: 4.64.244.75

*dances in* No one can mug Onar...except me!

Thursday, February 6, 2003 02:02:11 PM
IP: 142.155.29.188

 


And yet, I keep trying...

 
MrWho> Onar always told me If I don;t have anything nice to say, don;t say anythin at all. therefore, I can't speak to you ;)

Thursday, February 6, 2003 02:13:49 PM
IP: 142.155.29.188

 


She'd want to marry it perhaps?

 
Arno> I dunno... You know how I am about guys in suits.. ;)
Jessie
Thursday, February 6, 2003 02:35:35 PM
IP: 172.138.169.138

Jessie> Well, I think it might greatly enhance the image of the dragon race as a whole. I mean, would you run from a monster in a three-piece suit? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, February 6, 2003 02:32:47 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

 


Out of context time again...

 
Star> We had a hot guy once.. But I hated him because he wouldn't HOLD STILL. ;)
Jessie
Thursday, February 6, 2003 02:38:38 PM
IP: 172.138.169.138

 


Any takers?

 
*blinks* you need a BS in Engineering to change light bulbs? O.o
Star
Friday, February 7, 2003 01:05:41 AM
IP: 63.204.116.153

Arno> Frightening ;)
Jessie
Friday, February 7, 2003 01:03:11 AM
IP: 172.166.155.89

Jessie> I can just see someone reading that description, jumping up and going "That's the job for me!" ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, February 7, 2003 01:01:49 AM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Star> "Adecco Technical is looking for a Halogen Bulb Engineer to make an immediate contribution. Must have experience in
the Halogen lamp-making processes, design and manufacturing techniques with excellent mechanical aptitude, hands-on skills, strong troubleshooting and problem solving skills. Must have a BS in Engineering, 5+ years in automotive lighting specific to Halogen bulbs and a thorough understanding of manufacturing processes and procedures. Successful candidates will have proven histories of process improvements. This position is located in London, Ohio. Please send all inquiries and resumes to sara.zimmerman@adeccona.com for consideration. No phone calls please. "
;)

Jessie
Friday, February 7, 2003 01:01:31 AM
IP: 172.166.155.89

 


Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME!?

 
Connie> Hmm. How about ignernt? ;)
B!
Saturday, February 8, 2003 01:58:28 PM
IP: 64.154.12.27

Connie> YOu're calling us devoid of all substance then... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 8, 2003 01:58:07 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Beedoo!>I'm not calling anyone shallow, either...
Connie
Saturday, February 8, 2003 01:55:34 PM
IP: 209.246.215.30

Connie> Shallow, at most, huh? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 8, 2003 01:54:38 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Connie> shallow, maybe.. ;)
B!
Saturday, February 8, 2003 01:53:04 PM
IP: 64.154.12.27

Arno>Of course I'm not calling you empty.
Connie
Saturday, February 8, 2003 01:51:41 PM
IP: 209.246.215.30

Connie> Or are you calling us 'empty', hmmmm? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 8, 2003 01:49:25 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno>Umm... Okay, nevermind, then. :P
Connie
Saturday, February 8, 2003 01:48:32 PM
IP: 209.246.215.30

Hello Connie. Not empty. We're here. *l*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 8, 2003 01:46:40 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*Looks in* Hmm... Empty, in herre...
Connie
Saturday, February 8, 2003 01:46:08 PM
IP: 209.246.215.30

 


Chello sucks!

 
Trimm> I see... I suppose that might work. Though I'm still considering the other option of writing them a really angry letter... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:29:25 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno> Right! You give them a great shock, then comes the apex of your arguement, as it were .)
Admiral Trimm
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:28:24 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Trimm> Yes, but they're still demanding money from me I don't owe them. But alright, so that would be... Stomp AND roar, and then fire? According to you? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:27:42 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno> Sure you do! You have a better service waiting in the wings, no reason not to inflict your full vengence on these people .)
Admiral Trimm
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:26:02 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Trimm> You think so? I don't reawlly want to cripple them into not being able to fix this anymore... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:25:10 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno> Not in the least. Fire might be just what the situation calls for .)
Admiral Trimm
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:22:10 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Trimm> Well, the lamppost is owned by the city, the car by a random person and really, I don't want to single anyone out...

Do you suppose fire would be overkill? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:21:05 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno> Not with your voice silly! Thats so unefficient. Quaint, but uneffecient. Use a lampost or a car or one of their employees .)
Admiral Trimm
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:18:53 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Trimm> *lol* I kind of like that. I'd have to roar really loud though. But I guess Shee can help with that bit. Two vocal coards are better than one... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:17:30 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno> Somehow I think Shee might dull the effect ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:16:03 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

Arno> Hmm. Well, I guess dropping it all over the city would be a bit much. Maybe you could just break all their windows?
Admiral Trimm
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:16:00 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Trimm> Well, yes, I could do that, but I'd feel rather bad for the rest of Amsterdam if it fell on it. ;)

Do you think I should bring Shee? I hear some people have a sheep phobia. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:14:55 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno> Hey thats littering! And if their building is bigger than you, just start kicking it till it falls over .)
Admiral Trimm
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:13:12 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Arno> Dunno. Maybe you should chck first ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:13:08 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

Ack! *Stumbles and drops bills on Trimm's submarine* Are you both sure? I was thinking of roaring first to get their attention, you know... Er... How big do you think their building is? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:12:28 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

I think the stomping THEN roaring would be more impressive to onlookers ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:10:39 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

*submarine surfaces under Arno* Do both at once, for emphasis .)
Admiral Trimm
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:10:13 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

*Ponders while chewing on bills* So... Do you think I should roar at them and THEN stomp on their building, or stomp right away and then roar? *Taps his chin*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:09:19 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Arno> Your ISP sucks ;)
Jessie
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 02:58:38 PM
IP: 65.106.175.67

Jessie> *Swallows* Nah. Since april last year they've been having trouble with my administration, it seems, and since spetember or so they haven't sent me a normal bill. I've tried to pay outside normal channels while they found new ways to screw up, but this never seemed to work quite right. The payment would go to the wrong account entirely, or the TV/Radio account of my parents, or would happily take a month to be dealt with.
Most recently, everything would be fine if I payid then 51 euros and 27 cents. Which I did, outside official channels as usual by then. It naturally ended up on the wrong account, and I refused to pay any more bills this way and instead insisted they sent me a -correct- bill.
Well, they haven't managed that yet, though last I heard it was all worked out. But instead I get a warning about the old, incorrect amount, to be paid before februari 25th or I won't be able to use 'certain services' anymore. I am guessing this would entail the internet.

I tried to call them, but after pressing many buttons the computer told me there were too many callers and hung up again. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 02:57:27 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

 


 
Trimm> Listen you....My Dad paid good money for this flying unicorn, and I'll have to hack it's horn off and shove it someplace discreet if you try and blow it to bits, kay? ;)
Bremusa - [The Amazon...]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:30:52 PM
IP: 67.34.214.41

Holy crap, its a flying unicorn! *reaches into his subamarine and gets out a surface to air missle* .)
Admiral Trimm
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:29:34 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

*FLIES in on her VERY OWN FLYING UNICORN!!!!* *cackles*
Bremusa - [The Amazon...]
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 03:28:44 PM
IP: 67.34.214.41

 


 
Kel> yeah, i dunno if this replacement thing is working out...
B!
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 05:28:30 PM
IP: 64.154.138.2

*Watches OWK leave* Okay that's odd. :)
Kellie
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 05:27:48 PM
IP: 172.135.173.108

Deeboo> ERP! *pulls the deeboo free.. But ends up sliding sideways out of the saddle in doing so, landing in a heap on the floor* OOPH! *groans and shudders, armor tinkling* Accursed.. dragons...

*horse snickers and rolls it's eyes, then begins walking for the door, draggint the knight along in his stirrups*

I shall return! *sayd the knight.. Before he's draggedacrossabump, casuing his helm to CLANGGGGGG...*

The Off White Knight
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 05:25:59 PM
IP: 4.33.82.132

 


General dragon nonsense

 
B> so we keep him away from cows and give him LOTS of celery... ;)
kess - [MGC : voting ends in HOURS! ]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:34:05 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

Kess> that might be a problem... you know how bad Arno is at restraining himself.. ;)
B!
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:32:53 PM
IP: 65.56.254.213

*snicker* Now that'd be a sight...

(float V0.2)
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:32:26 PM
IP: 66.168.71.235

B> wouoldn't be hard... just some purple paint... and a serious diet.... ;)
kess - [MGC : voting ends in HOURS! ]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:31:37 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

Maybe we could talk Arno into going as her for Halloween this year...
B!
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:29:57 PM
IP: 65.56.254.213

Kess> really. Nice color scheme though.. black and purple.. ;)
B!
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:28:31 PM
IP: 65.56.254.213

Kess> She should though! I mean, talk about an interesting combo... I'd vidtape that... *smirk*

(float V0.2)
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:28:08 PM
IP: 66.168.71.235

Mer> well, obviously if she's shaking up with sleeping beauty, she has no need to advertize. ;)

Beed> yeah, really. "magic" sword my butt, she's just a wuss. ;)

kess - [MGC : voting ends in HOURS! ]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:26:09 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

lol... attention span of an amoeba... Yer dissin' the amoeba with that one...

(float V0.2)
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:25:53 PM
IP: 66.168.71.235

If the dragon in SW is female, then she ain't advertisin' the fact... I haven't seen anything in the personals about it...

(float V0.2)
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:24:25 PM
IP: 66.168.71.235

Me> Well this is the new, modern Disney. We have to think about the marketing tie-ins, foreign markets, modern kids who have the attention span of an amoeba, and of course, the slapped-together in twenty minuted direct-to-video sequel.
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:23:37 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

Kess> Too true! Sort of badly built though.. gets stuck once with a sword and she's down. :P

Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:23:31 PM
IP: 65.56.254.213

no, not yet Whit... keep it up and you might though =)

(float V0.2)
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:23:24 PM
IP: 66.168.71.235

Kess> Well, not to be too gaudy or anyting, but the Academy certainly related to it as well. That's why we scored fifteen nominations, thirteen of which we stole from "Chicago".
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:22:30 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

isn't the dragon in sleeping beauty female? now that's modern. ;)
kess - [MGC : voting ends in HOURS! ]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:22:15 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

No prince? Focus groups?

Although I like the idea about Snow White ending up with the dragon... but that's just me =)


(float V0.2)
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:21:32 PM
IP: 66.168.71.235

I can relate to that much better myself. ;)
kess - [MGC : voting ends in HOURS! ]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:20:36 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

And why would you ay a thing like that? Have I been typecast as the hippo guy? :-)
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:20:32 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

That's "stable boy"...:-)
Hey, mer!

Whitbourne
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:18:49 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

(sighs) Yeah, well, see, we changed that too. We took out the prince. The focus groups couldn't relate to him. They wanted a Joe Millionaire sort of thing going, so we changed him to have Sleeping beauty THINK he's a prince, but at the last second he reveals himself to be the stale boy. She ends up living with the dragon. Very heartwrenching.
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:18:18 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

Whit> I should've known that was you posting about hippos... ;)

(float V0.2)
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:17:01 PM
IP: 66.168.71.235

Whit> no WONDER the prince got there too late. *rolls her eyes* Men. ;)
kess - [MGC : voting ends in HOURS! ]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:15:56 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

Kess> Yeah, we wanted to o back and change it to be Sleeping Beauty in the final edits, but we were over budget and we had to get the locker room scene with the women's hockey team in somewwhere, so...
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:14:39 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

No hippopoamuses...er, hippopotam...were harmed in any way duing the production of this feature.
Anonymous
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:13:27 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

Kessalia> Well, not anyMORE apparently. That's probably why we missed it. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:13:25 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

there was a dragon in Snow White?
kess - [MGC : voting ends in HOURS! ]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:12:35 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

This documentary has been brought to you by the American Society for the Advancement of the Hippopotamus.
Anonymous
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:11:44 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

... I really should get out more. I had no idea...
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:11:16 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Anonymous> What!? Why, cause he doesn't sell Rolexes or something? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:10:12 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Yes, the hippotamus has clearly filled the void left by the dragons. Striking fear into the hearts of children, capturing the fantasy of adults throughout the world, even sparking a populist revision of ew leends such as "St. George and the Hippopotamus" and the digital revision of the Walt disney film "Snow White" to include a hippopotamus instead of a dragon. Clearly the hippopotamus has earned its rightful place as that most fantastic and majestic of creatures, leaving the dragon behind in well-deserved obscurity and anonymity.
Anonymous
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:10:10 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

Now the hippopotamus...THERE'S a nole beast.
Anonymous
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:07:32 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

*Blinks* Wow... I'm glad I'm not a dragon. *Scratches behins his ear with a hind leg*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:06:18 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

They get them at Wal-Mart. Can you believe it? Wal-Mart, of all places. Then sell them. It's sad when you thik of how far dragons have fallen. It's enough to break your heart.
Anonymous
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:03:54 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

Dragons these days don't have the same indefatigable sense of style they had back in the old days. Back then they were on the avant garde of trendy, scorching up runways from medieval Gaul to feudal Japan. Nowadays you'll usually only find them in tacky strip malls near second-rate cities like Tacoma or Tulsa, hawking knockoff Rolexes, pining for the glory that once was.
Anonymous
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:01:09 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

 


 
Of course it's me... now, who are you? =)

(float V0.2)
Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:23:24 PM
IP: 66.168.71.235

*peekies in* it's a Mer!

Saturday, February 15, 2003 07:20:42 PM
IP: 65.56.254.213

 


Huh?

 
Answer to the two previous questions:

1) Mr. Weisman, being a single-celled organism, is the product of binary fission and not traditional sexual reproduction. Your question is therefore irrelevant.

2) This is not a real chat room. This is actually a fan club site for "The Beverly Hillbillies."

I hope I've answered your questions. Have a nice day.

Wraith
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:10:06 AM
IP: 68.11.128.224

Hey all! I ahve a quick question... do any of you know where Greg W was born? Was it Woodland Hills California?
Pyro X / Battle Beast
Sunday, February 16, 2003 01:24:32 AM
IP: 205.206.79.107

What do you mean by "real chat room"?
DemonSpawn
Sunday, February 16, 2003 01:11:14 AM
IP: 130.111.253.228

is this a real chat room
spider woman
Sunday, February 16, 2003 01:00:20 AM
IP: 65.101.121.65

 


I'm a little despot, mean and green
These are my daggers and this is your spleen
~~~Submitted by Kessalia ~~~


 
Home Despot...catchy name for an establishment ^_^
Wingless
Saturday, February 15, 2003 11:42:19 PM
IP: 24.43.156.242

Wing> oh, you shoudl have seen her on the con staff last year. she's got Evil Overlord written all over her. ;)
kess - [UPDATED! Congrats to the winners. :)]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 11:42:07 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

Maui's a dictator?!! *worries* Will have to remember that. U wouldnt know that to see her.
Wingless
Saturday, February 15, 2003 11:41:29 PM
IP: 24.43.156.242

*tries to think up words to "I'm a Little Despot" to the tune of "I'ma little teapot"*
kess - [UPDATED! Congrats to the winners. :)]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 11:41:27 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

I wish i were a despot.
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 15, 2003 11:40:29 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

And it's not a democracy: Si, maui and I are Dictators for Life. ;)
kess - [UPDATED! Congrats to the winners. :)]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 11:40:17 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

Whit> can't have a pure democracy here, nope, since only ppl who know about teh site, have net access, and likely know at least one artist are likely to vote. ;)
kess - [UPDATED! Congrats to the winners. :)]
Saturday, February 15, 2003 11:39:36 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

Re: MGC:
"Well, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Democracy just doesn't work."

Whitbourne
Saturday, February 15, 2003 11:37:44 PM
IP: 137.94.11.222

 


 
Delphine> Well, I tell you what, nothing makes me appreciate nature more than standing out on the ice talking with the fisherman who wake up at 4 am to stare at a hole.
DE
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:39:53 PM
IP: 199.176.213.5

 


Well, I like it!

 
Arno> Some people might think it strange for a dragon to be eating anything, because they don't believe in dragons. And even if they do believe, yes ice cream is kind of strange, given what is known (or at least generally believed) about dragons.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:40:09 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

 


He's persistant, surely

 
Arno> Grrrr. *floats higher* FOUR times! You are SO dead mister!!
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:59:13 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Kess> An exorcist. Definitely.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:59:04 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Robert> *Looks up and sees him float* AAAAAH! *Slams his claws together as if smashbing a bug* ... Oh. Sorry. Reflex.
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:57:52 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*tries to decide if they need to call a medium or an excorcist*
kess - [2 new entries, and voting results!]
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:57:31 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

ARNO> Grrrr.. *floats out above him, giving him a chill* That's THREE times! Thats it! I'm calling in that knight guy again, lousy replacement or no! *l*
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:53:50 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Arno> Geeze! Its lucky for him he's dead already! .)
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:53:08 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Ack! *Trimm surfaces under him again* *Loses his footing and falls over on Robert once more* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:52:18 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*submarine surfaces under Arno* Ghost, where?! .)
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:49:04 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Robert> Hm? *Perks up* *Ears prick up* *Looks around for the source of the sound* Is that Robert? I thought he was dead. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:47:19 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*growls and walks out of Arno's side* *shakes a fist at him* that's TWICE you've killed me you monster! Or would have, if Iweren't still dead from the first time! *l*
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:45:48 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Delphy> *blinks as she passes right threough him, getting a sudden case of the chills for her trouble* Erm.. No. I'm dead. Why? O.o
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:45:09 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

*Sits down into the spectre of Robert's Past* ... Is it me or did it suddenly become rather chilly? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:45:08 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*pounces Robby* Are you sick? And I mean physically, not mentally. :-P
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:44:04 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

*lurks a bit* ;>
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 02:43:22 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

 


 
Kess> Dont worry, we will. *still planting explosives*
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:53:19 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

hey hey... move my stuff out at least before you nuke the place....

Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:52:47 PM
IP: 24.247.97.173

Delphy> Exactly. Will save us all alot of trouble I think. *starts planting explosives*
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:52:02 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Trimm> Yes, more economical certainly. Let Robby haunt an empty void.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:51:21 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Delphy> I say we just blow this room up and build a new one someplace else. Solve the problem that way
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:49:24 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Delphy> Yes, but I am an insane, incredibly WEIRD host. and part of the room. So NYA! ;>
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:48:46 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Well, after Mr. Science come Mr. Satan I beleive... He might be a bit tougher to kill.. And after that comes Satan Jr.. Then Satan Jr the Revenge.. ERm.. Then morereplacement will just pop up. *shrugs* Not MY problem. *l*
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:48:22 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Rob> Well, that's what the exorcist is for. To settle the ghosts. It's what they do.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:47:40 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Rob> I bet you dont have more replacements than I have weapons .)
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:46:10 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Delphy> but I'LL come back too, you see, cause I'm part of the room, especially what with DYING here and all... ;>
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:45:33 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Trimm> *shrugs* then Mr. Science will replace HIM. *l* ;>
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:45:06 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Rob> Of course it'll come back. We're just trying to get rid of you. No offense.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:42:05 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Rob> Replacement? That dumb knight? Im gonna toast him with a laser cannon first i see him .)
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:41:50 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Delphy> Yes, but like me, it always ciomes back., *smirks*

Of course, I can always just leave and let you guys play with my replacement.. *shrugs*

The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:41:17 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Rob> The chatroom's been destroyed before. It'll understand.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:39:56 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Delphy> Right! *gets phone book*
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:39:10 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

You can';t exorcise me. I'm part of the chatroom, no different from the walls and rafters. *smirks* Might as well exorcise them as well. *hums and floats through the air, humming a song to himself* I'''vee got no-boddyyy...
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:39:02 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Trimm> Not really. We'll have to look one up in the phone book.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:38:49 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Delphy> First we gotta get rid of him. Know a good exsorsist?
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:37:54 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Trimm> Sounds good to me.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:37:23 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Rob> Posess an evil lawyer? But what would that do to your soul? Oh wait, forgot who I was talking to for a minute.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:37:02 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Delphy> I figure we dole out half of it to the haremites, and then we'll split the other half .)
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:36:31 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Trimm> Now, there's an idea with some merit. Of course, his harem should get something. They've had to put up with him. Why, I have no idea.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:35:02 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Rob> Your right! And yknow what! YOU MADE FOR LOUSY BURNING MATERIAL! .)

Delphy> Thats a darn good idea. Once his ghost is gone, we can plunder all his stuff at our convienence

Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:33:22 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Trimm> HMPH! IT's YOUR fault I'm a heap or charred bones now! *Glowers at* ;>
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:31:32 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Trimm> Ah. Pretty thorough. Still, he's almost as much trouble dead as alive. Maybe we should look up the exorcist.
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:31:08 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Rob> Arno is the one who fell on you! YOu cant make that my fault! .)

Delphy> Well, arno crushed him, then after all attempts to revive him failed, I took a flamethrower to the body cause we thought he was gonna turn into a zombie .)

Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:28:34 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Trimm> Did he get toasted or just sat on?
Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 03:27:20 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

 


Whoops...

 
..aaaaallllllllllllrighty then. back to my Gargoyles vcds, I go.

*gone*

Jetfire
Sunday, February 16, 2003 04:04:38 PM
IP: 66.220.73.117

Trimm> Ooooooooooohhh. and IMPROVEMENT.. but still, it's only SEMTEX.. I expected some PROPER C4.. I mean, really, don't I DESERVE the best? *l*
The Ghost of Roberts Past
Sunday, February 16, 2003 04:03:48 PM
IP: 4.43.242.89

Delphy> So should I blow the place up anyway?
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 04:03:37 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

*gets off the phone*

Well, according to the Psychic Network, he's stuck here. Unless he gets a new body. And at $9.95 a minute, they should know.

Delphine
Sunday, February 16, 2003 04:03:07 PM
IP: 63.189.96.48

Rob> You missed the 20 tons of semtex in the kitchen .)
Admiral Trimm
Sunday, February 16, 2003 04:01:53 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

howdy ho, garg-fans
Jetfire
Sunday, February 16, 2003 04:01:38 PM
IP: 66.220.73.117

 


 
Wraith> that's not gonna work, ya gotta do what they do in China, see they believe that once you burn something in effigy it appears in the spirit world *sets a paper anvil on fire, shortly thereafter Robert is clobbered by a spectral anvil*
Shogun raptor
Sunday, February 16, 2003 04:21:15 PM
IP: 209.86.187.45

 


 
**mealts the snow with a turbo charged flame thrower.... takes out three cars and a telephonepole as well*
whoever invented winter needs to appologize..


Wednesday, February 19, 2003 08:28:10 PM
IP: 65.24.68.65

 


 
Well, no, not too well. Congratulations on seeming so disgruntled!
Wraith
Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:57:53 AM
IP: 68.11.128.224

.....You don't know or remember me do you? I argh and blargh for the sake of doing so.
Kaelyan
Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:57:20 AM
IP: 24.118.79.35

It's usually a sign of discontent, or distress. Hmm. *sits down, puts his feet up* So, what's on your mind?
Wraith
Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:56:22 AM
IP: 68.11.128.224

because i can :)
Kaelyan
Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:53:28 AM
IP: 24.118.79.35

Greeetings on this fine, fine Sunday morn. Why dost thou say "Blargh?"
Wraith
Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:52:07 AM
IP: 68.11.128.224

Heya
Kaelyan
Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:51:10 AM
IP: 24.118.79.35

I concur. Blargh.
Wraith
Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:49:47 AM
IP: 68.11.128.224

blargh
Kaelyan
Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:47:34 AM
IP: 24.118.79.35

 


Good thing she clarified

 
*from the fridge*
Weasel
Monday, February 24, 2003 04:41:37 PM
IP: 198.30.71.83

*pulls out some eggs butter and flour*
Weasel
Monday, February 24, 2003 04:41:10 PM
IP: 198.30.71.83

Weasel> Let's bake a cake. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, February 24, 2003 04:39:20 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

YAY!! BIRTHDAYS!!!
Weasel
Monday, February 24, 2003 04:37:06 PM
IP: 198.30.71.83

 


 
*Sneaks in and climbs up on the sleeping dragon, takes out her superglue and glues the rug all around it's edges to him*

*while she's gluing, ahe accidentally glues her finger to the rug*

*blinkblink*

*tugs*...RrRrr!!! Gerroff! *muttered obscenities*

*pauses, think thank thunk*

....*pulls out her knife*

*inhales*

....
...
...

*chops her own finger off, stifles a howl, and rolls backwards off of Onar in a flurry of wings , talons and tail*

*lands with a thud on the floor and runs out the door, in search of her extra fingers*


Monday, February 24, 2003 07:21:09 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

*Lies down in the corner, pulls a rug over his belly and goes to sleep*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, February 24, 2003 04:47:45 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

 


Can't even be sick in peace these days...

 
You know.. if >I< was home sick AND Arno... I would update my webpage. **wink, wink, nudge, nudge**
Zoe
Thursday, February 27, 2003 04:16:57 PM
IP: 172.152.103.99

 


So I lied... ;)

 
AGGH! You jsut wasted a whole hour of good footage! I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE! A pox on you! You're Fired! Honestly, who lets people like this in here?! I'LL BE IN MY DRESSING ROOM!
MAui
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:26:41 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

MAui> *Stares* ... H... Hey! Hey! You ate the poor Mroo!

Wait, I was supposed to log this, wasn't I? o.O
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:25:21 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

OKAY! That's a WRAP! *walks out of the shadows, holding a clipboard* *picks up the mroo and eats it*
*mutters, with ehr mouth full* okay so...that should meet this week's quotability quotient..good good..first quarter numbers are up...*nods, and looks up at Onar* Hey buddy..Arnold was it? Be a dear and get the crew their coffee. You're doing great. Good man, good man..

MAui
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:23:29 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

*Whispers* Well, I think these are the closest, most intimite images yet of the elusive Mroo... Can we... Can we get sound with this? Just a little?
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:22:28 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*mroo Zooms in on Cameraman, and suddenly decides he IS his long lost Mree Mate!*
MROO!*snorfs all over the zoom lens*

Mroo!
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:20:37 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

*Freezes* *Whispers -very- quietly* We must be very quiet now... Do not move, do not make a sound.
*Cameraman zooms in on the Mroo*
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:19:17 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*Fuzzes up at the sound of Onar's voice, and shuffles over to leer at the cameraman* Mr-oo!?
Mroo!
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:17:47 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

Oh dear. It looks like we may see the Mroo's potent mating dance in action and... No, wait...
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:16:24 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

EEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Boogies! Is that any way to treat a lady!

Eboni - [Cookie? WHERE!]
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:16:08 PM
IP: 66.50.29.9

*looks offended, and snorfs all over her foot before shuffling away, sniffling the air* Mroo-oo-oo!
Mroo!
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:15:38 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

...

*Sweats.* Ooooooh Dear. Hiya, nice MrooMroo.

Eboni - [Cookie? WHERE!]
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:14:24 PM
IP: 66.50.29.9

*shuffles over to eboni with a lovesick look in his eye* ...MroooOO?
Mroo!
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:13:42 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

*Stares down at Mroo.*

Ohoh.

Eboni - [Cookie? WHERE!]
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:13:19 PM
IP: 66.50.29.9

*Whispers very quietly* And there is the mate. We must remain quite still now... *Doesn't move* It is difficult for the male Mree, also known as the 'Mroo', to detect motion at a distance.
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:13:07 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*snorf!*
Mroo!
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:12:03 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

(we need Robby! he has no brain, therefore he would be IMMUNE!)
Anne
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:11:31 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

Er... *Pushes the cameraman back further and further* We must now be very careful. It is possible that a mate HAS been attracted and when he finds the Mree, he will not be pleased one bit.
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:11:22 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*blinks as ehr brain leaks out ehr left nostril*...Oh my. o.@

*follows Mree's suit, and flops over dead*

Anne
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:10:29 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

Oh no! The Mree has released its deadly toxin! *Backs away* This toxin induces short-lived madness in the person infected. In fact... *Steps over a stool* The only reason it is short-lived is because litterably after -seconds- the victims brains will be injected out from the skull. Not a pretty sight.
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:09:09 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*sits at her computer, laughing her brains out*
Anne?!
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:07:03 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

*sits up once, only to utter*..Mreeeee???

*and then once more, deflates into a lifeless boneless ball of..well, mree.*


Friday, February 28, 2003 01:06:07 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

Ah, the Mree has regained consciousness and is trying to escape by covering its tracks using its signature technique, known as 'hacking'.
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:06:03 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

Oh no... Once again civilisation takes the life of such a splenderous creature. It is always sad to watch...
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:05:19 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

*hack*

Friday, February 28, 2003 01:05:13 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

Oh dear. It would appear the Mree is on to us. He is trying to subvert us with its sounds, which to the untrained ear sounds like that of the more common Mrool...
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:04:47 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

EEEEEP!

*Gives Mree CPR!*

Blethy!

Eboni - [Cookie? WHERE!]
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:04:22 PM
IP: 66.50.29.9

*FLASH*

MREE! >_@ *flops over, dead*


Friday, February 28, 2003 01:03:50 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

Ooooooooooooooooh.

*takes picture like any old annoying tourist.*

Eboni - [Cookie? WHERE!]
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:03:12 PM
IP: 66.50.29.9

...E!

Friday, February 28, 2003 01:02:43 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

Mrrrr...o.O^

Friday, February 28, 2003 01:02:31 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75

*Sneaks in with a large net*

What you just heard, ladies and gentlemen, was the call of the Mree. Very little is known about these creatures by the general public. For instance, this intonation of 'mreee?' was, in fact, a mating call, as indicated by the use of a single question mark. I'll try to move in for a closer look...
Arno
Friday, February 28, 2003 01:02:04 PM
IP: 80.56.30.38

mau ;)

Friday, February 28, 2003 01:00:34 PM
IP: 66.185.84.79

who u?
Eboni - [Cookie? WHERE!]
Friday, February 28, 2003 12:59:35 PM
IP: 66.50.29.9

mreee?


Friday, February 28, 2003 12:59:21 PM
IP: 66.185.84.75