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MARCH 1ST - MARCH 31ST 2004

The logs, as is done in Station 8 Gargoyles chat, should be read from bottom to top. That is, in every block the conversation starts at the bottom and ends at the top. The blocks themselves are chronologically ordered from top to bottom. Confused yet?

Fair enough...

 
Arnie> Don't put it on small children or running cars. ;)
Katman
Monday, March 1, 2004 04:51:47 PM
IP: 24.167.36.139

Katman> Right. So don't tell me what NOT to put my cheese on. *Defends his cheese-on-bread* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 1, 2004 04:51:06 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

ARnie> Amen brother. ;)
Katman
Monday, March 1, 2004 04:50:17 PM
IP: 24.167.36.139

Katman> Don't you tell ME about cheese! I live in the land of Gouda and Edammer! Our cheese ranks among the finest of all the world, plus, there's no freaking holes scattered all throughout. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 1, 2004 04:49:14 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Cheese only goes on crackers or melted into more complicated sandwhiches. ;) That is, unless you eat it alone, which I have been inclined to do. ;)

Wingly> Yo. ;)

Katman
Monday, March 1, 2004 04:46:23 PM
IP: 24.167.36.139

 


 
Jessie> Kind of like reading the Bible, isn't it.
The Cat
Monday, March 1, 2004 05:43:31 PM
IP: 64.12.116.211

*looks at 'Two Towers' book sitting on her desk* Erg. Only 10 more pages and I'll be done with that accursed thing. Stupid stupid books *L*
Jessie
Monday, March 1, 2004 05:40:28 PM
IP: 64.108.96.178

 


 
Yep! Seeya later Diane! Audi! *blinks as a another car plops into the room* GAH! DEEBOO! Now you have ME doing it!! ;>

*stomps out* :>

Robert
Tuesday, March 2, 2004 10:08:29 PM
IP: 4.43.252.34

*blinks at the Audi* And QUIT LEAVING CARS LYING AROUND!

Arno keeps tripping on them. And you KNOW how much property damage THAT causes! *l* ;>

Robert
Tuesday, March 2, 2004 10:05:55 PM
IP: 4.43.252.34

Rob> alright, alright, sheesh! >.< *grades drop just because of that* *really audi*
B!
Tuesday, March 2, 2004 10:05:03 PM
IP: 171.75.16.13

Drop in more often!

Or ELSE! *Waves a fist menacingly **or as menacing as he gets* ;>

Robert
Tuesday, March 2, 2004 10:03:13 PM
IP: 4.43.252.34

Awwww.. chow deeboo! ;>
Robert
Tuesday, March 2, 2004 10:02:55 PM
IP: 4.43.252.34

Must go. Going to fall asleep before I get out to where I'm petsitting. Later all! *audi*
B!
Tuesday, March 2, 2004 10:02:01 PM
IP: 171.75.16.13

 


 
Oh, yes, we are. *gives bb a big hug, then leans on him* So, what time you get off work, sailor? How'd you like to buy a guy a drink?
Wraith
Thursday, March 4, 2004 12:25:50 PM
IP: 68.11.149.170

U Guys r gay
bb - [sirjoe@comcast.com]
aurora, colorado, usa
Thursday, March 4, 2004 12:20:56 PM
IP: 166.113.175.134

Gargoyles suck A!@#
bb - [sirjoe@comcast.com]
aurora, colorado, usa
Thursday, March 4, 2004 12:19:30 PM
IP: 166.113.175.134

 


There was a scary AAAA thing?

 
Well, never thought I'd say this but.. thank god for spam *L*
Shinga
Saturday, March 6, 2004 12:18:36 AM
IP: 67.202.40.116

I spam because I care .)

Saturday, March 6, 2004 12:16:08 AM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Oh good. the scary "AAAA" thing is gone ^_^
Shinga
Saturday, March 6, 2004 12:13:54 AM
IP: 67.202.40.116

*peeks in*

Saturday, March 6, 2004 12:04:11 AM
IP: 208.47.17.5

*peeks in*

Saturday, March 6, 2004 12:04:10 AM
IP: 208.47.17.5

 


OMG!!!

 
I did that on a message board I used to moderate. One time some little fangirl went in and posted this "OMG I LUV JACK HE IS 2 c00l! lOL". I just added a little tag at the bottom that said "This moderator notice is brought to you by the letter t and the number 2"

Saturday, March 6, 2004 12:24:55 AM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Yeah really. I get a lot of it on Elfwood with stupid Link fangirls going "OMG YOU DREW LINK" and drawing out any one of those words way more than needbe *L* I usually go in and edit it with a comment "don't ever do that again"
Shinga
Saturday, March 6, 2004 12:21:32 AM
IP: 67.202.40.116

 


I have yet to work up the nerve...

 
arno> All those pills I didn't give you on time? I had them melted down and reformed into one pill. So, here you go. *pill is roughly 1 ft wide, 6 ft in diameter*

Saturday, March 6, 2004 05:44:35 PM
IP: 171.75.16.27

Beedoo!> *Looks at the pale-pink disk* *Just... Looks* *Then looks at her, confused* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, March 6, 2004 05:41:34 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Yeah, but that's still not your fault! Oh! and that reminds me... *goes out into the hall* *comes back, pushing a large pale-pink disc* Here ya go.

Saturday, March 6, 2004 05:38:39 PM
IP: 171.75.16.27

Beedoo!> Well... Yyyeah. But still, if I took my pills better... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, March 6, 2004 05:34:24 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


The hell!?

 
AAAH! *Gets the wind knocked out of him and goes crashing to the floor* *The giant pill goes flying and slams down somewhere beside him, on its side, embedded into the wooden floor*

*Blinks* *Looks wide eyed at the wall* When did he get so STRONG!?

Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, March 6, 2004 06:09:30 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> *Alpha crashes through the wallspace next to the windows into Arno* Daddy! ;D
Mika
Saturday, March 6, 2004 06:08:02 PM
IP: 4.13.22.200

Mika> *eyes ARno and the window* uhoh...

Saturday, March 6, 2004 06:07:05 PM
IP: 171.75.16.27

Mika> Huh? What? *Puts of swallowing the bit of pill and looks worriedly at the windows* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, March 6, 2004 06:04:45 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

arno> *throws windows open* get ready to catch! ;)
Mika
Saturday, March 6, 2004 06:03:38 PM
IP: 4.13.22.200

Mika> Huh? What? Where is he? *Looks around* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, March 6, 2004 06:01:18 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> I cn do that!
*sticks her head out the window and yells* Alpha~! Daddy want to see you!

Mika
Saturday, March 6, 2004 05:59:51 PM
IP: 4.13.22.200

Mika> Busy? But you've got a child to take care of! If you're busy just leave him with me instead... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, March 6, 2004 05:57:53 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
Three could also be very kinky, say, if you were the third in athreeseome with said couple.

Sunday, March 7, 2004 12:14:42 AM
IP: 65.93.198.207

**Peeks in, brandishing a deck of card**
Four people, however, and you got a good poker game going on...^_~

Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith@adelphia.net]
Sunday, March 7, 2004 12:08:07 AM
IP: 24.49.223.107

Three can be pretty sucky if you are the third person with a couple, too. -Me and probably a lot of other people :P

Saturday, March 6, 2004 11:45:27 PM
IP: 205.186.44.66

"....Two can be as bad as one, It's the loneliest number since the number one" -Harry Nilsson


Saturday, March 6, 2004 09:17:22 PM
IP: 24.157.218.68

One is the loneliest number.....

;)

Vertigo1
Saturday, March 6, 2004 08:52:42 PM
IP: 207.65.41.164

*looks around*
Vertigo1
Saturday, March 6, 2004 08:47:28 PM
IP: 207.65.41.164

 

QUOTES ADDED JUNE 1ST 2004

 
Arno- I am not allowed to be flat! If you sit on me you're DEAD ;) Have a nice night, sweet dreams ^_^
Shinga - [<-- random new pic]
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:39:27 PM
IP: 67.202.4.237

Shinga> Or, flat, if no one tells me not to sit on that box. But that goes without saying and it might invalidate the experiment. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:38:35 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno- *L* Er, ok ;)
Shinga - [<-- random new pic]
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:38:01 PM
IP: 67.202.4.237

okay, arno's version is wayyy better ;)
Mr.Who
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:37:32 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

Shinga> Well, Schroedinger put you there. And you'll be stateless until someone opens the box. At which point you'll be one of many things: good, evil, alive, dead and/or bloody mad. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:37:23 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

MrWho- *stares at* Hm... should I reread that when I'm off meds? O_o *kidding* *gets it* *sorta* ;)
Shinga - [<-- random new pic]
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:36:41 PM
IP: 67.202.4.237

shinga>you know the experiment with the cat in the box and the poison beside it ?
The glas with the poison is stable as long as nothing, not one atom changes in there else- bang, you cannot calculate that.
you close the box and wait, will the cat live if you open the box or not...the schroedinger theorie...unstable

Mr.Who
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:35:26 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

Arno- .... I still don't get it. Why am I in a box? ;)
Shinga - [<-- random new pic]
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:34:06 PM
IP: 67.202.4.237

Shinga> Yes, in a box. Shroedinger's Shinga. You'll have heard of it. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:33:33 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno- And what about me in a box? *confused* *L*
Shinga - [<-- random new pic]
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:32:06 PM
IP: 67.202.4.237

Mr. Who> Right. There's this Shinga in a box, and she is in an undefined state until you open the box, at which the state collapses to either good or evil.
Of course, in the latter case, the observer might not have time to report his findings. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:30:43 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

MrWho- Well, I'd react better to that comparison if I knew what the hell you were talking about *L*
Shinga - [<-- random new pic]
Monday, March 8, 2004 05:30:01 PM
IP: 67.202.4.237

 


 
(hits the tail, trips, and lands flat on his face) Augh! my calcaneonavicular synovial membrane! Damnit!
Whitbourne
Tuesday, March 9, 2004 03:45:27 PM
IP: 129.173.137.53

Whitbourne> Huh? *Turns around* *Tail zips past and thumps onto the floor right in Whitbourne's path*
... I don't see anything... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, March 9, 2004 03:43:43 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

No. It's...hey, look back there!
(runs)

Whitbourne
Tuesday, March 9, 2004 03:42:59 PM
IP: 129.173.137.53

Whitbourne> Oh, there you are. What's a paroxysmal nocturnal dyspnea? Bed wetting? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, March 9, 2004 03:42:07 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Whew, that was close. Note to self, the next time Arno asks a medical question, baffle him with technical terms like ipsilateral icterus and paroxysmal nocturnal dyspnea.
Whitbourne
Tuesday, March 9, 2004 03:41:09 PM
IP: 129.173.137.53

Whitbourne> What? *Looks the other way* *Looks back* ... Wasn't I talking to Whitbourne? *Frowns* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, March 9, 2004 03:40:02 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

It's not a lie unless...hey, look over there!
(runs)

Whitbourne
Tuesday, March 9, 2004 03:37:10 PM
IP: 129.173.137.53

Whitbourne> Except, you are lying, are you not? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, March 9, 2004 03:36:34 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Coffee's healthy. I said so, and I'm a medical student, so there.
Whitbourne
Tuesday, March 9, 2004 03:35:47 PM
IP: 129.173.137.53

 


Yes, well...

 
Good lord, it's Arno! You still come around here? I would've thought they'd run you off with that dragon impersonation you have goin' ;-P

(float V0.2)
Thursday, March 11, 2004 04:16:06 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

*Blinks* Mer?

You mean, he's STILL alive!? Hey Mer! ;)

And hi everyone. :)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, March 11, 2004 04:13:12 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


He's got to stop eating people...

 
Arno> Dude, they are knights! Shiny plate mail, big lances, the whole nine yards! After all my years, I know the difference lol... Of course, the automatics weapons fire throws me off sometimes... and those things called "missles" too... Hmmm... ;)

(float V0.2)
Thursday, March 11, 2004 04:28:43 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Mer> Mer, there are no more knights around! I don't know what's coming at you, but... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, March 11, 2004 04:25:29 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
Arno> Errr... actually... the last words are usually something like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

But, I'm sure they're thinking that, in the last vestiges of life ;)

- [reading Arno's chat quotes =)]
(float V0.2)
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:29:24 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Mer> Yeah, you just prove their point! I can just hear their last word: "See!?" ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:24:52 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Talk? Who's got time to talk to 'em? They spout off about dragons bein' evil, and a bane on the earth... well, at that point we stop listening and just eat 'em, or some other vile and nasty thing... I know, I know, that just extends the stereotype, but hey... what're ye gonna do? =)
- [reading Arno's chat quotes =)]
(float V0.2)
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:21:31 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Mer> Well... You could -talk- with these people... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:13:57 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
Duncan>> Well, it's been ages since we've had to muck out the chatroom, now hasn't it?
Spike
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:20:38 PM
IP: 209.30.64.219

Spike> Are you really sure that he's thoroughly housebroken already?
Lurker #2
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:19:12 PM
IP: 217.255.179.52

Arno>> That's because Kess wouldn't put up with that kind of behavior out of you. You're practically domesticated.
Spike
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:18:10 PM
IP: 209.30.64.219

Spike> Mer is eating sauce wenches with machine guns and missiles?
HOW does he get into situations like that? You don't see it happening to ME. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:17:05 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
Arno> Well, when yer domesticated, you'll get that alot... ;)
- [reading Arno's chat quotes =)]
(float V0.2)
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:35:11 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Mer> Sure. They'll think "That Arno, such a nice guy. Always staying out of trouble." ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:31:58 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Yeah but not many remember you if ye stay out of trouble ;)
- [reading Arno's chat quotes =)]
(float V0.2)
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:29:24 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Mer> I'm NOT domesticated! Just cause I'm a vegetarian dragon with a baby clone does NOT mean I've got no will of my own. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:26:45 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
(Arno's much too domesticated for that. He'd probably break off a talon if he clumsily tried to kill a cow with his claws and fangs.;)

***gone***

Lurker #2
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:42:21 PM
IP: 217.255.179.52

Duncan> Oh of course! fresh had gotta be alive and mooing.. defeats the entire purpose ;)

Can't have a knife though, nah uh... He's gotta tear into with those fangs of his... You wait, he will.. when no one is watching, I bet ;)

- [reading Arno's chat quotes =)]
(float V0.2)
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:39:36 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Mer> *Mutters* I don't want a fresh cow... *Unconvincing* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:39:32 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Mer> Make that a -living- cow... and a knife. The meat might not still be fresh otherwise by the time Arno comes to his dragonian senses ;)
Lurker #2
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:37:29 PM
IP: 217.255.179.52

Arno> Dont' worry Arno... I'll be leaving a fresh cow back here... just for you... ;)
- [reading Arno's chat quotes =)]
(float V0.2)
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:36:00 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Mer> *Crosses his arms and looks away haughtily* No, you couldn't. *Stand proud for a few seconds, then looks back with one eye, squirming, barely noticable except for the tail* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:33:40 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> A vegetarian dragon... I never thought I'd live to see the day.. Must be a sign of the apocalypse, to be sure... *sighs*

Ye sure I couldn't interest you in a nice cow? Hmmm? Red and dripping? C'mon, just take ONE bite ;)

- [reading Arno's chat quotes =)]
(float V0.2)
Thursday, March 11, 2004 05:30:59 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

 


 
ouch! a deadly ninja throwing pun!
kess
Friday, March 12, 2004 11:33:30 AM
IP: 205.185.237.89

*rimshot*

Friday, March 12, 2004 11:29:21 AM
IP: 209.30.64.219

Gee, are you saying that Arno's full of bull instead?

Friday, March 12, 2004 11:28:35 AM
IP: 209.30.64.219

Spike> *glares* Hey, maybe you shoud save them for when Arno's in the room. So you can remind him that his reputation is now at <bleep>. ;-)
Leo
Friday, March 12, 2004 11:19:52 AM
IP: 68.231.241.236

Leo>> *ducks tomato*
What? Is this a sign of your udder contempt for cow puns?


Friday, March 12, 2004 10:41:29 AM
IP: 209.30.64.219

*images arno tip-toeing on his hind legs through a room shaking the fundament*

scary O.o

*images arno dancing ballet, tip-toeing on his hind legs through a room*

*blinks* ehhhh

Anonymous
Friday, March 12, 2004 10:29:06 AM
IP: 193.171.84.30

*throws a rotten tomato in Spike's direction*
Leo
Friday, March 12, 2004 09:17:13 AM
IP: 68.231.241.236

<File>
<Save as...>
*types* {Station Eight - Gargoyles - Chat - Arno's Cow" }
<save>
And now I have a record of it.

Now the question is just what do you plan on doing with that cow, Arno? And don't tell me it's a new frend for Shee. ;)

Leo
Friday, March 12, 2004 09:14:37 AM
IP: 68.231.241.236

*cites Arno for a moo-ving violation*

Friday, March 12, 2004 09:08:19 AM
IP: 209.30.64.219

*holds up his polaroid* And _I_ have PICTURES! *l*
Robert
Friday, March 12, 2004 07:27:39 AM
IP: 4.15.213.35

(Arno! I SAW THAT!!!)
Lurker #2
Friday, March 12, 2004 06:31:36 AM
IP: 217.255.185.219

dude, a midnight cow-stealing? that's...an intersting one, yea.

Friday, March 12, 2004 02:18:28 AM
IP: 4.13.22.200

*Peeks in* *Finding no one around, he sneaks in and looks around* *He sniffs the air a few times, pauses thoughtfully, then sneaks towards the kitchen, tip-toeing on his hind legs, the floor creaking and groaning under every thump* *Disappears into the kitchen for about 5 seconds, then comes out, tip-toeing faster as he heads for the exit, clutched in his arm the cow Mer promised he would leave behind*

*As he disappears from the room a prolongued "MOOOOOOOOooooooooooo..." is heard fading away* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, March 12, 2004 01:14:35 AM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


True...

 
Arno-- Yes, but you aren't spawned from the Nineth Circle of Hell in the depths of the Abyss, bent on the conquest and destruction of Earth. ;]
Kythera of Anevern - [<--Artsies!]
Friday, March 12, 2004 04:16:21 PM
IP: 68.232.228.152

 


 
i do NOT claim him. ;)
kess - [<vote this weekend!]
Friday, March 12, 2004 04:23:17 PM
IP: 205.185.238.109

AAAAH. Britney Spears!!!!!!
Leo - [<-Flog Britney]
Friday, March 12, 2004 04:23:16 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

Kythera> Yes, that's it! Just wave your arms around and do a little dance. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, March 12, 2004 04:22:34 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

ARNO!! **FLAILS!!!**

;]

Kythera of Anevern - [<--Artsies!]
Friday, March 12, 2004 04:20:51 PM
IP: 68.232.228.152

Brittany Spears killed the chat!
kess - [<vote this weekend!]
Friday, March 12, 2004 04:20:16 PM
IP: 205.185.238.109

Kessalia> Ah, Britney Spears. *Gets up and spreads his arms* *Sings*

"My loneliness is killing me. Kiiiliiing meeee... I must confess, I still beliehieve, still believe..." *Meanwhile swings his claws around rythmically, stepping back and forth on his hind claws and even making a little pirhouette* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, March 12, 2004 04:19:52 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*checks for any good shows in her own area* Ooh, Brittany Spears is gonna here next week!! ;)
kess - [<vote this weekend!]
Friday, March 12, 2004 04:16:23 PM
IP: 205.185.238.109

 


 
WANTED

Great black dragon

Suspected of murdering an innocent cow.

- goes by the alias of Arno Jacobs
- claims to be human and is sometimes seen disguised as one
- claims to be vegetarian
- often feigns clumsiness and ignorance to appear harmless

Deemed highly dangerous. Do not confront, alarm authorities.

Warrant - [on the wall]
Sunday, March 14, 2004 12:12:54 PM
IP: 217.255.191.112

~~~ Missed a bit ~~~

Shhh. I'm on a 'steak' out. ;)

Sunday, March 14, 2004 11:16:50 AM
IP: 68.231.241.236

This is getting udderly ridiculous

Sunday, March 14, 2004 10:56:27 AM
IP: 24.157.218.68

Don't give me that bull!

Sunday, March 14, 2004 10:52:51 AM
IP: 207.69.17.250

Kythera>> We'll gonna keep this gag going until the cow comes home!
Anonymous
Sunday, March 14, 2004 10:40:57 AM
IP: 209.30.64.219

Cows are funny. Parts of Betsy are gonna be in my next two big all beef patties. Hehehe... That makes me laugh.
Dustin J. Craig
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:55:00 AM
IP: 204.228.152.21

Beatrice! I've FOUND HER! Oh, such a sweet cow. Nice cow. I, I LOVE YOU! *sobs*

Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:06:44 AM
IP: 207.69.17.250

O.o Good grief! How long is this gag going to run for, huh? ;]
Kythera of Anevern
Sunday, March 14, 2004 03:31:00 AM
IP: 68.232.228.152

Found cows!!
Google image search - [<-Cow Lineup]
Saturday, March 13, 2004 11:57:00 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

I hear ecoli has a tangy aftertaste.

Maybe it was a 'mad' cow.

Anonymous
Saturday, March 13, 2004 11:22:03 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

maybe someone tailed the thief?

Saturday, March 13, 2004 11:00:17 PM
IP: 205.186.43.123

It behooves someone to catch the bovine burgler!!

Saturday, March 13, 2004 10:25:05 PM
IP: 209.30.64.219

Maybe the cow just took off for a while and went to the moo-vies.
Anonymous
Saturday, March 13, 2004 10:05:14 PM
IP: 65.43.150.4

*eats oreos with milk* Hmm. someone lost a cow?? how SAD! I hope whoever took it is sorry.... What a jerk that person has to be. *sniff*

Saturday, March 13, 2004 09:38:44 PM
IP: 205.185.226.37

*photo of missing cow appears worldwide on the back of milk cartons*

Saturday, March 13, 2004 09:18:18 PM
IP: 209.30.64.219

*looks up from eating a hamburger*
Uh. ;)

Shinga
Saturday, March 13, 2004 06:02:54 PM
IP: 67.202.63.171

*looks at "Missing Cow" poster*

Poor Cow. ;)

Leo
Saturday, March 13, 2004 06:01:14 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

*Sobs like a widow*...BEATRICE! SHE WAS SUCH a GOOD FRIEND! So UDDERLY DIVINE!

Saturday, March 13, 2004 03:52:25 PM
IP: 69.156.147.121

*walks in and puts up a large poster on the wall*

"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS COW?"

<picture of a frightened-looking cow>

"LAST SEEN IN THE VICINITY OF STATION 8 CHAT

ACT OF VIOLENCE SUSPECTED"


*walks back out*

FBI Agent
Saturday, March 13, 2004 03:28:54 PM
IP: 217.255.183.88

 


Can't be too careful these days, as a parent

 
Robert>> *raises eyebrow*
I dunno... is it explosive?


Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:07:56 PM
IP: 209.30.64.219

Spike> Heya Spike! Query: I don't suppose you'd care to send me your address? I have something mildly amussing I just bought that I thought your terrible-little-monster. . erm. . *erase, erase, erase* CHILDREN.. Might enjoy. *l*
Robert
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:07:09 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

 


Yes, let's all play that game

 
Robbo> lol.. if you start now, you might make it in a couple hours... ;)

That is, if you don't get strafed or bombed by a Stuka... run over by a panzer... killed by an enemy sharpshooter... well you get the idea ;)

- [myrlynn100@hotmail.com]
(float V0.2)
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:39:29 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Mer> Well, what I wanna be is efficient and victorious! *l* ;>

So maybeI'll go play now, and hoof it over to the next german town on foot. *l* ;>

Robert
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:38:04 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

Robbo> Pshh... it's a gmae to be what YOU wanna be.. that's all that matters in the long run =)

(float V0.2)
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:34:49 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Mer> I like being inf because they're cheap and easy to get your hands on. *l* I don't feel like I'm costing my team much when I get blowin into tiny bits. As opposed to when I cruise into town in a S35 and get creamed. *l* Though I usually manage to at last DAMAGE SOMETHING when I'ma tanker. ;>
Robert
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:31:29 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

Robbo> lol... I've done that with EQ as well ;)

Well, that'll teach you to play infantry... Stay bein' a tanker if at all possible ;) Stukas are evil! Not as evil as getting thee truck blown out from a hail of 88 shells... but almost as bad.. lol... trust me, I know =)


(float V0.2)
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:29:24 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Mer> FEH! Am not! *l* I haven'tplayed WIIOL in MONTHS! I can stop anytime I like! Really! *Smirks* As a matter of fact, in the past I've stopped whenever they've asked me to PAY. *snickers*

Still, it's a great game. Nothing like spawning as infantry, and hitching a ride on a truck. that way I have time to read my newest discworld novel as I wait to be strafed and killed by a Stuka. *l* ;>

Robert
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:25:55 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

Shup Robbo... yer as much as a MMORPG whore as I am... you just picked a different game ;)

(float V0.2)
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:21:32 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Ah, Mer, the typical EQ whore... *l* *ponders going to play WII OL again, since he just re-subscribed* ;>
Robert
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:20:30 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

 


He got better...

 
Arno! CONTROL! Use yer mouth to control the flame! Dont' just bellow the entire thing out! Yer not roasting a legion of troops! lol

(float V0.2)
Sunday, March 14, 2004 05:09:21 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Arno> *all that remains is a perfectly roasted marshmellow, resting lightly atop a pile of ashes* ;)
Katman
Sunday, March 14, 2004 05:08:59 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

Katman> GAH! *Swipes at his nostrils, blowing air through them* Ow! *Glares down at him. Grits his teeth, heaves, and then blows a wide stream of flames in his general direction, momentarily lighting up even the darkest, most secluded corners of the room*

...

Oh... Oh my... Are you okay? *Emabarrassed and concerned* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 14, 2004 05:07:52 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> I adore Katman! He can survive a burning. I cut his arm off once. And look, he's got a new one.

But I must go. So long, everyone! *goes*

|||||||||||||||||
Sunday, March 14, 2004 05:03:34 PM
IP: 65.172.205.54

Arno> Ain't no budgin' you, is there? ;) *sprinkling sneezing powder into Arno's nostrils, holding the marshmellow stick out expectantly* ;)
Katman
Sunday, March 14, 2004 05:02:48 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

Direwolf> Are you sure you LIKE Katman? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 14, 2004 05:02:23 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Katman> *Growls more fearsomely* Cut it out! What do I look like, a barbeque!? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 14, 2004 05:01:09 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

I gotta go back to sleep. ~_~ And now this has taken too long and I'm going to miss Katman getting barbequed. *glares resentfully at Arno*
|||||||||||||||||
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:59:55 PM
IP: 65.172.205.54

Arno> Well, try... but try not to set him on fire... remember the last time you tried to do something like that ;)

(float V0.2)
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:58:14 PM
IP: 68.248.236.5

Arno> *starts jabbing you in the snout with the marshemellow on the stick* Fraidy cat. Scardy pants. Big weeping quivering female genitlia! DoOOoO iiiiIiiiit! ;)
Katman
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:57:22 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

*turns to Katman* He'll kill you!
*turns back to Arno* Okay NOW do it!

|||||||||||||||||
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:57:03 PM
IP: 65.172.205.54

Katman> *Growls a little* I'd kill you! Yeesh!

Direwolf> Tell Katman I'd kill him. Maybe he'll listen to you. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:55:59 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Yeah Arno, do it! I want to see this.....
|||||||||||||||||
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:55:09 PM
IP: 65.172.205.54

Arno you cowardly coward, do it! *shaking marshmellow angrily* ;)
Katman
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:54:36 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

Mer> *Looks at him, and then at Katman* He wants me to roast his marshmellow. What do I do? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:52:36 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> You big scardy cat. ;) C'mon man, dooooOOoOO iiIiiIit. ;)
Katman
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:50:35 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

*also wants to see Arno roast Katman's marshmellow*
|||||||||||||||||
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:50:34 PM
IP: 65.172.205.54

Arno> Rock on. Do it man! ;)
Katman
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:46:17 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

Katman> You want me to breathe fire on your little marshmellow, indoors? While you're holding it?
You TRUST me with that? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:42:31 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

ARno> *holds the marshmellow on the stick out* Roast it man. C'mon. *katman eyes* ;)
Katman
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:41:13 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

Katman> ... Erm... No. No, no, no...That's not going to end well at all. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:40:21 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Really?! I've always wanted to do this. *twisting a marshmellow onto a stick* ;)
Katman
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:35:53 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

Katman> Erm... Yes. I'm pretty sure we're not insured against that though. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:34:15 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Breathe. Godammit, I suck at writing anything here lately. ;)
Katman
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:31:30 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

ARno> Can you breath fire? ;)
Katman
Sunday, March 14, 2004 04:31:15 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

 


Really...

 
Robert> Okay, that was just the worst cow pun this weekend. And believe me, there's a lot of competition. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 14, 2004 05:02:23 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Have you been killing more defenseless bovines? You COWard! *l* ;>
Robert
Sunday, March 14, 2004 05:00:00 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

 


Well...

 
there's a cow joke??
zess
Monday, March 15, 2004 04:43:37 AM
IP: 63.150.32.146

What happened to the cow joke? :*(

Monday, March 15, 2004 04:19:49 AM
IP: 207.69.17.250

 


I should never have asked

 
Patrick was a guy from Flin Flon, Manitoba, who used to walk up to people and offer to buy their pants for two quarters. People used to call him "Fifty Cent Patrick" until one fateful March 17th, during an offician visit to Flin Flon by then Governor General Vincent Massey, Patrick stumbled out and offered to buy His Excellency's pants for a mere penny. After that, they started calling him "Cent Patrick", and because of the Flin Flon accent, it started sounding like St. Patrick.
The Irish co-opted it because the Welsh kept kicking them out of the St. David's Day parades. Now the Irish are laughing and the Welsh cry into their mauve beer in the pubs of Cardiff.

Whitbourne
Wednesday, March 17, 2004 03:00:57 PM
IP: 156.34.95.151

 


 
Ooo... A triple DOG dare. *shakes head* Can't back down from them. In the code *nods*
Jessie
Wednesday, March 17, 2004 09:55:54 PM
IP: 172.162.243.26

 


 
yeah no kidding....they scheduled a *final exam* on my saturday.....if that isn't evil, I don't know what is. well......maybe stomping puppies or someting.......but still! it's pretty evil.
Anonymous
Sunday, March 21, 2004 06:10:15 AM
IP: 63.150.32.146

 


Yeah, what's up with that?

 
*Walks back in, with Alpha in his manes*

You know, Alpha, I wonder why we never get any newbies anymore... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 02:02:53 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*feeds the couch a random newbie since it was so good about NOT eating small sleeping black dragons*

Monday, March 22, 2004 12:29:47 PM
IP: 209.30.64.219

*Picks Alpha up from the carnivorous couch* Awww... Cute, no? And now it's dinnertime. ;)

*And thus, not here*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 12:14:46 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*Lies on one of the carnivorous couches, On his back, paws up and a wings draping from the side, deep asleep*
Alpha - [Little black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:28:36 AM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


I'm thinking there might be money in this idea

 
unless, off course, if it's a massively multiplayer solitaire!
Denis - [d.deplaen@lft.be]
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:05:42 PM
IP: 81.243.238.218

Solitaire?! somebody's here playing on solitaire?!

Dear me! Solitaire is the source of everything that is wrong in the world, today!

Denis - [d.deplaen@lft.be]
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:05:12 PM
IP: 81.243.238.218

arno> it's been missing sinc my idiot uncle reformatted without knowing what he was doing. :P
kess
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:05:08 PM
IP: 205.186.47.158

Kessalia> No solitaire, though, that's WRONG. Surely you can GET it from somewhere. *l*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:03:09 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

i just don't get to play solitare on my own computer, for one thing....
kess
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:00:03 PM
IP: 205.186.47.158

 


Desturbingly, it's kind of true, isn't it?

 
Leo- He's not a dragon version of Eyore! ;P
He's MUCH happier... ;)

Shinga
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:25:47 PM
IP: 67.203.93.129

Arno:> Look at how artists depict you. You're a dragon version of Eyore! *lol*
Leo
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:24:47 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

Arno- Which comes across as dorky when your a black dragon. S'just the way it is. ;)
Shinga
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:22:28 PM
IP: 67.203.93.129

Shinga> Aw come on... I'm not that bad! I'm just trying to be nice. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:21:21 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> I think Leo nailed it pretty good. And the fact that your not SUPPOSED to be a dragon sure doesnt work in your favor either. And the whole having a clone with my daughter bit...

Monday, March 22, 2004 04:20:05 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Hey Trimm! No I don't! ... Do I? How? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:19:12 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno- Yeah, they usually are, but you set some new standards I didn't even know were possible :D
Shinga
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:18:40 PM
IP: 67.203.93.129

Arno> Vegie/wussy/sensitive/nerdy dragon = Dorky. :D
Leo
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:17:55 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

Hate to say it Arno, but you DEFINE dorky man .)

Monday, March 22, 2004 04:16:53 PM
IP: 208.47.17.5

Shinga> How can I be dorky if I'm a black dragon. I thought those were evil and cool... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:16:20 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno- No, you're dorky too, you just haven't embraced it like I have :P *L*
Shinga
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:13:12 PM
IP: 67.203.93.129

 


 
Arno:> Wow, Alpha can fit an entire kittin in his mouth!!! Dod YOU teach him that? ;P
Leo
Monday, March 22, 2004 04:36:52 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

 


 
Ok I'm sure Arno's "making sure its not going anywhere" post was about the voodoo doll but right after Spike's question about Alpha that sounded really funny to me o.o ^_^;
Shinga
Monday, March 22, 2004 05:48:35 PM
IP: 67.203.93.129

Spike> ... Making sure it's not going anywhere? o.O
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 05:46:31 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*frowns*
Killing stuff? The worst we could get on you is reckless endangerment to a child -- what do you mean, putting poor Alpha down for a nap on a carnivorous couch?


Monday, March 22, 2004 05:46:22 PM
IP: 209.30.64.219

What's this nonsense talk about me killing stuff!? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 05:44:45 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*banging roofing nails into voodoo doll*

Monday, March 22, 2004 05:43:57 PM
IP: 209.30.64.219

 


A normal childhood for Alpha is going to be an uphill battle...

 
Arno- *looks over at the messed up couch* Wow! Not bad. Give Alpha a thumbs-up for me ;)
Shinga
Monday, March 22, 2004 06:11:33 PM
IP: 67.203.93.129

Shinga> Why would it? Well, I don't know if Alpha tastes bad, maybe he does. MAybe he's just too cute, I don't know. But I think a big factor is that the first couch to try it didn't survive... *Glances at a couch in the corner, which looks like it erupted from the inside out. Stuffing is hanging from the hole and scattered on its pillows like organs* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 06:08:25 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno- And why wouldn't it? It eats everything else... does Alpha taste bad? ;)
Shinga
Monday, March 22, 2004 06:03:08 PM
IP: 67.203.93.129

Shinga> I don't think the couch would eat Alpha... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 22, 2004 06:00:59 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


~~~ Submitted by Leo ~~~
~~~ Edited for unbecoming language ~~~


 

<Also gets up, hacks a couple times to get soda out of lungs, and takes a sweeping bow>
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:26:58 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*stands back up, takes a bow*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:26:16 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

FINIS.

<The curtain falls, thus ending another Greek Chat Tragedy of hostility, revenge, and snack foods>

Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:25:01 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*makes an oddly high-pitched squeak, then topples like a house of cards*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:23:59 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

<Lays there fizz burbling out of his nose and mouth and, curiously, ears, and spasms, once...twice...and a third time, kicking Who squarely in the nads really friggin' hard>
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:23:36 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

<Lays there fizz burbling out of his nose and mouth and, curiously, ears, and spasms, once...twice...and a third time, kicking Who squarely in the nads really friggin' hard>
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:23:18 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*chokes, gargles, scowls, then remembers that ice cream is edible and just swallows the blade* *glares down triumphantly at Adam, the SodaBlade drowning him in tasty fizzy goodness*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:20:25 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

<gurgles drowningly and begins to sink to the floor, using his last ounce of strength to drive ice cream as far down Who's throat as possible>
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:16:58 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Sweet n' Sour IS soda, fool!! You just don't understand the subtle graces of-AAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHH... *chokes on the CreamSaber, rams the SodaBlade up both Adam's nostrils*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:15:26 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

<is stabbed sodily, and gasps, then screws up his face> Sweet and Sour? That's Chinese food, not soda! <Jabs CreamSaber into Who's mouth>
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:12:13 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

I'll ALWAYS resist you!! As long as the power of Sweet n' Sour is with me, I can never be defeated!! *stabs*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:09:41 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

Oh, what the hell...<parries again> This is FOOLISH...it is USELESS to resist!

<low, dangerous> Don't make me destroy you...

Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:08:24 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*watches Who* well, they say when you lose a limb, it feels like it's still there...

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:08:10 PM
IP: 171.75.22.217

<thwacks Who in the side several times with frigid strawberry goodness, smearing it all over him, then strides triumphantly away>
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:07:25 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*he scowls up at Adam* Back off old man. I might have no right foot, but I can still fight. *he backflips back to his feet, spinning and swinging the SodaSaber extravagantly at Adam*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:07:08 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

<the CreamSaber spins back into his hand and he walks over to where Who lays> Young fool...only now, at the END, do you understand.
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:04:22 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*gasps, then leaps out of the way, but not fast enough, and the CreamSaber hits his ankle* NOOOOOO!!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! *crashes down behind the couch, clutching his frigid ankle sadly*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:02:10 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

Leo> I dunno, not very catchy... hard to dance to. I give it a three.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 02:00:19 PM
IP: 171.75.22.217

"Nyoh-hah, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah,
Syahd-ho, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-ma,
Kor-ah____________________________"

Leo
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:59:28 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

<looks down> You <bleep>! YOU GOT LIME-AID ALL OVER MY NEW SHIRT! <throws his CreamSaber spinningly through the air at Who>
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:58:54 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*engages in thrilling yet pointless areal acrobatics, slicing at Adam's chest, the blade making a fizzy sound as it passes through the air*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:58:07 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

<takes a step back and disengages, spinning in place for no reason like Obi-Wan and slashing at Who's ankles, smearing yet more ice cream all over the floor>
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:56:54 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*sings*

"Ko-rah_____________
Rah-tah-mah_________
Yoo-dah____________
Ko-rah______________"

Leo
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:56:39 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

Some people really don't know how to have a proper icecream fight. *drops scoops of rocky road into their shorts, then wedgies all three of them*

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:56:24 PM
IP: 171.75.22.217

*growls and presses against your saber with his, trying to make you lose your grip* YOU CANNOT RESIST!! COME TO THE SODA SIDE, BOY!! IT IS YOUR ~DESTINY~!!!!!
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:55:03 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

*plays a Neopolitan 6 chord on his midi*
Leo
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:52:39 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

I'LL NEOPOLITAN YOUR ASS! <slashes at Who's feet, smearing strawberry ice cream all over the bar top>
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:51:15 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Leo> Only sodasaber vending machines, of course.
*glares angrily down at Adam, waggling the sodablade at him* Strawberry can't do that, foole. All a strawberry blade can do is mix with chocolate and vanilla to make a neapolitan blade, and YOU don't have two of the three! So HA!

Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:46:50 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

<Scowls viciously and steps down to the floor> You <bleep>. I'm gonna slit you from NECK to NUTS.
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:45:23 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Whoever> vending machines can take 50-cent pieces??
Leo
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:44:53 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

*snorts, then leaps to another vending machine, dropping a 50-cent piece* *a black cylinder with two buttons pops out with a satisfying "plunk", and as he presses the second button a column of yellow-green light emerges with a "VMMMMMMM" sound* *steps up onto the other side of the bar* Your strawberry is no match for the glory of LEMON-LIME.
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:43:30 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

I see by your silence you have NOTHING TO SAY. As it SHOULD be.
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:42:26 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

<puts a quarter into the vending machine behind the bar, which drops a silver cylinder covered with little buttons and knobs with a "ka-chunk"> Ha! <flips a switch and a bright pink cylinder of light leaps out with a "snap-HISS"> <leaps up on top of the bar>

That's right...I've got the STRAWBERRY.

Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:38:34 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

*hits the bottles back, swinging the spear like a baseball bat* I WILL DO NO SUCH THING, WIPER OF OTHER-PEOPLE'S BOTTOMS!!
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:36:19 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

<runs behind the bar and starts flinging liquor bottles> EAT BROKEN SHARDS OF INTOXICATING HATE, ASSDROPPING!
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:34:19 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

NEVER!! I WILL BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION!! THEN, I SHALL LIGHT YOUR BODY ON FIRE AND BURN IT TO BITS!! AND THEN I SHALL JUMP UPON THEM!! I SHALL JUMP UPON THEM UNTIL... UNTIL... until... UNTIL YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH!! *whacks*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:33:02 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

OW! NO! DESIST! <bleeds indignantly>
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:31:20 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Adam> ... *takes out the spear and begins whacking you viciously over the armored head with it* Smartass.
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:30:00 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

<walks up to Whoever wearing several layers of trashcan lids and other assorted "armor"> Hey, is that an African toothpick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Adam
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:22:44 PM
IP: 24.74.29.83

Leo> Yep. And now I can impale anyone who attempts such blasphemy. *nods noddingly*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:20:39 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

Whoever> you know you're setting yourself up for a "x in your pocket?" joke. :p
Leo
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:18:56 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

Ooooh, spear. *pockets*
Whoever
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:16:47 PM
IP: 64.12.116.207

*throws a spear accross the room in honor of the f-word*

Leo
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:11:14 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

Adam>oh the F-word is everythere..also often used in the german cabaret good and bad
Mr.Who
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 01:06:45 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

 


 
Kess> Amazing talent that boy has.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 02:08:39 PM
IP: 141.214.17.5

oy, thethings arno can start without even being here. *L*

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 02:07:59 PM
IP: 205.185.236.226

Kess> You don't say? Well, a very happy unbirthday to you!
Anonymous
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 02:07:23 PM
IP: 141.214.17.5

Delfy> really? Hurrah! let's have a tea party! and guess what? It's MY unbirthday, too! ;)

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 02:06:18 PM
IP: 205.185.236.226

Kess> Oh, all right. I'll just live in the marsh and celebrate my unbirthdays. BTW, today is my unbirthday, did you know that?

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 02:05:12 PM
IP: 141.214.17.5

delfy> can't i be the Queen and chop people's heads off?? ;)

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 02:03:55 PM
IP: 205.185.236.226

Kess> I guess I get to be the Mad Hatter. You can be the March Hare.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 02:02:53 PM
IP: 141.214.17.5

Godammit. I woulda been first if it weren't for the slow-ass chat. ;)
Katman
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 02:01:16 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

Arno> It's like a huge, destructive, flame-breathing version of the white rabbit. ;)
Katman
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 02:00:55 PM
IP: 24.167.37.182

Hmm, white rabbits and black dragons....

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 02:00:49 PM
IP: 205.185.236.226

*Thunders through* So much to do! No time! Gotta run! *Runs a circle through the room, then out the door, where the words "No time! No time!" quickly disappear into the distance* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 01:59:57 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


Erm... What?

 
since when does z plus 2 equal four? ;)
Elisa
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 11:28:28 PM
IP: 209.128.145.7

Where's a math guy like Arno when you need him? Sheesh... 'z', 'q', 'f'... there was a POINT to 'k'...
DE
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 11:27:10 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

Nonono! 'k' stands for constant! Confusion is the constant variable... oi vey.
DE
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 11:24:22 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

de> nuh UH! it's the z man, the z. or maybe the F! fuck yeah, the f rules ;)
Elisa
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 11:24:02 PM
IP: 209.128.145.7

Elisa> No no, the 'k'. You're not THAT strange. ;)
DE
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 11:22:16 PM
IP: 168.28.237.130

I think confusion would be a 'q'. It's a wiiieeeeerd letter.
Jessie
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 11:22:02 PM
IP: 172.132.7.7

 


Crazy drunks

 
And besides, trying to fix up a house would drive ANYTBODY to the bottle. O.o
Robert
Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:12:40 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

Maui> Feh! What do YOU know! *sticks tongue out at* I happen to have a bottle of Highland Park fine single malt whiskey upstairs, and it's HALF EMPTY! (Sure, it's taken round two years for it to GET to that state, but regardless!)
Robert
Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:12:13 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

Rob, you don;t drink ;)

Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:10:57 PM
IP: 216.209.48.228

Maui> *holds up bottle* WHISKEY! *chugs*
Robert
Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:10:46 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

Maui> don't mind him, he's just had too much home improvement. He can't even walk
Seri - [I'm not a doctor, I'm a gargoyle. :P]
Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:10:43 PM
IP: 24.229.203.13

Robby> what was that about whiskey and driving? ;p

Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:09:50 PM
IP: 216.209.48.228

Feh. Mauis ALWAYS show up as robby's LEAVE. *eyerolls* ;>
Robert
Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:08:58 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

*poings in*

Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:06:40 PM
IP: 216.209.48.228

Well, I'm ogg to chug a bottle of whiskey and see if I can walk to the car to drive to home depo. Chow! ;>
Robert
Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:06:09 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

 


 
I can say "I did that!" right now. to holes in the walls, and ripped off molding, and torn up carpet, and.. *lol*
Robert
Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:14:46 PM
IP: 4.15.213.35

Rob>*big hugs big hugs!!* But you're so handy, I am sure it's appreciated..and you will be able to say "I DID THAT!" when its done! ;)

Saturday, March 27, 2004 01:14:05 PM
IP: 216.209.48.228

 


Nah, my accent isn't nearly that bad

 
*pops in*

Hey Arno, I think you'll fint this post from last night amusing. ;)

Guess I killed the room. :(

Who's Arno? Relation of the Governator?
Skinofevil
Tuesday, March 30, 2004 02:59:14 AM
IP: 128.104.217.179

:)

Leo
Tuesday, March 30, 2004 03:37:13 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

 


 
I would never let Irwin have access to the gate. Just imagine if he got sent to 995 and met up with our heroes. :D "Awww CRIKEY! I think I might have me a hand full with those! I don't think they'd let me check their cloaqia!"
Vertigo1
Tuesday, March 30, 2004 09:10:10 PM
IP: 207.65.59.155

 


Desturbing...

 
arno>welll, i think i saw some messages about your butt some days ago...
very unbuttlike ones ;)

Mr.Who
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 01:54:18 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

Arno> you need more protein in your diet. *L*
kess - [<the last minute entries are up! :)]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 01:53:23 PM
IP: 205.185.238.93

See? This is what I mean. And STILL I am always starving. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 01:52:58 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*sings* Arno's got a big butt! arno's got a biiiiiiig butt! ;)
kess - [<the last minute entries are up! :)]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 01:52:14 PM
IP: 205.185.238.93

Mr. Who> You sure? Some people say I've got a big butt. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 01:51:13 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

onar>in S8 is everytime enough space...and you make space ;)
and later a Z
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 01:42:16 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

Mr. Who> You think I take up too much space perhaps? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 01:40:13 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
He coudl get a feedbag, like for horses... i suppose if be build up some soprt of battery he coudl take SHORT breaks to refil it and use a facilities... ;)
kess - [<the last minute entries are up! :)]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:06:01 PM
IP: 205.185.238.93

kess>the feeding will be a problem, do you have a conveyor belt for his vegetables...feeding on the fly :)
Mr.Who
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:04:11 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

yeah, that's a good idea! arno coudl power the lights and stuff in here! ;)
kess - [<the last minute entries are up! :)]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:01:32 PM
IP: 205.185.238.93

arno>ohhh, of course....i pay the generator ! *g*
Mr.Who
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:00:48 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

Mr. Who> Power gym? *Thinks* YOu mean walking on treadmills and stuff? *Looks thoughtfully at the wall* Think we could install a dragon wheel? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 01:58:21 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

pah, diets are worth nothing..what arno needs is a good meal and a powergym like like....
well at least he could work in a container-harbour, there's enough weight to work his muscles ;)

Mr.Who
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 01:57:05 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

 


Alright, I'll quote it then

 
arno>*LOL*
if there wouldn't be the last sentence...the quote of the century *ggg*

Mr.Who
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:30:41 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

Mr. Who> Actually, fir trees are rather prickly. I much prefer eating Chinese.

...

FOOD! Eating Chincese FOOD!
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:29:19 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


Let this be a warning to all...

 
*whimper*
Leo
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:52:41 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

*puts leo into the l-pace*
works every time ;)

Mr.Who - [<- the L-space]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:52:08 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

Ramona will bring the ropes!

Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:51:41 PM
IP: 209.30.23.247

Leo> What's this herresy you speak, hm? *Prods him in the chest with the tip of his beak* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:51:40 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> I'll get the torches and pitchforks out of the closet. i'm sure they aren't very far back. ;)
kess - [<the last minute entries are up! :)]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:51:13 PM
IP: 205.185.238.93

*doesnt want to be corrupted, converted, or addicted* :(
Leo
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:51:03 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

spike>*lol* and the pepper-caster where 4 families live...a masterpice
Mr.Who
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:50:48 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

*Points to Leo* Hey everyone! This guy hasn't read Discworld! *Tries to round up an angry mob* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:50:41 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Spike:> *.......*
Leo
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:49:31 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

Spike> i managed it for year, i don't kNOW how, until Mike managed to corrupt me.. and then i corrupted the rest fo teh clan... ;)
kess - [<the last minute entries are up! :)]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:48:35 PM
IP: 205.185.238.93

Delphine> That's right. He built lots of unique stuff, cultural herritage, at least the parts that didn't explode. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:48:14 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Delph>> I always liked the bit they did with Archancellor's bathroom that Bloody Stupid Johnson designed.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:48:06 PM
IP: 209.30.23.247

Leo!! *aghast* How can you possibly survive without know what Discworld is ?

Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:47:01 PM
IP: 209.30.23.247

Spike> They always mention Bloody Stupid Johnson, but he's never in it. I assume he died? I think Sybil mentions her grandfather shooting him...before he did too much damage. *l*
Delphine
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:46:36 PM
IP: 141.214.17.5

ron is everythere where carrot is and where carrot is, is ankh-morphok and where ankh-morhok is, is the discworld, and discworld is therry prachett ;)
Mr.Who
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:46:33 PM
IP: 193.171.84.30

Leo> Oh, nonono, Discworld is a (long) series of comedic fanatasy novels. Big hit with a certain brand of people. *l*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:46:17 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno:> Oh. When you said 'Discworld" I thought you were talking avout a website that sells DVDs. lol
Leo
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:45:30 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

Leo> YOu must read the Discworld novels. Required reading. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 02:43:57 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


Pardon?

 
You don't know what you're missing!
Zoe
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 03:36:36 PM
IP: 64.108.98.250

I'm not into women who have bananas ;)
Ash
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 03:36:00 PM
IP: 24.78.222.173

I am a bananna!
Zoe - [1]
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 03:34:11 PM
IP: 64.108.98.250