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AUGUST 1ST - AUGUST 31ST 2004

The logs, as is done in Station 8 Gargoyles chat, should be read from bottom to top. That is, in every block the conversation starts at the bottom and ends at the top. The blocks themselves are chronologically ordered from top to bottom. Confused yet?

QUOTES ADDED NOVEMBER 7TH 2004

Arno went to Canada and stayed with MAui. Details here.

 
"... A Room... With a MOOSE!"
Robert
Sunday, August 1, 2004 12:03:10 PM
IP: 68.161.117.76

....there' a cartoon there but I'm not doing it....

Sunday, August 1, 2004 11:35:00 AM
IP: 209.30.47.115

*steps out of the darkness with a fleet of Mounties riding moose, and a few slingshots loaded ith Poutine* Heh heh...Canada is ready, little dragon...

*Evil cackle asthunder cracks overhead and thousands of Canada Geese honk as one*


Sunday, August 1, 2004 09:52:55 AM
IP: 69.158.150.168

 


~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Greenpeeks...protecting the endangered chatroom...

Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:47:08 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

heh, i shoudl have said "Twin Peeks" instead. but is my brain fast enough for that? noooo. ;P
kess - [<go vote!]
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:46:42 PM
IP: 205.185.236.65

two green peeks. o.O
kess - [<go vote!]
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:45:29 PM
IP: 205.185.236.65

*peekies*

Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:43:02 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

*peeks in*
BrooklynX
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:26:01 PM
IP: 63.204.73.229

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
BX> Must be a precise art beyond the ken of anyone in this chatroom... possibly the world...

Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:57:22 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

I know there's been plenty of time when I don't ask for something on my burger and they still put it on. It can't be that hard to understand... can it?
BrooklynX
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:55:57 PM
IP: 63.204.73.229

BX> probably. I know that's one of my major flaws... ;)
Kess> *l* McMendel's. ;D


Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:53:31 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

Dunno. but my mom always asks for EXTRA onions, and she always has the same amount as me. So it works both ways.

My personal theory is that they don't actually MAKE the burgers, they breed them. and if there aren't any born without onions, they just have to give you what they have. ;P

kess - [<go vote!]
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:52:33 PM
IP: 205.185.236.65

Like, If you order fast food in a forest, and no one is there to hear you say "no onions," will they put them on anyway?

Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:51:53 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

I rather suspect they have 'selective hearing.'
BrooklynX
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:51:35 PM
IP: 63.204.73.229

Kess> Universal, yes. But what's the deeper significance? Why is it that way?

Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:49:53 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

i'm not sure, but it's a universal thing, as far as i can tell. *L*
kess - [<go vote!]
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:47:15 PM
IP: 205.185.236.65

General question: Do fast food places just not hear you say "no onions," or do they hear you and just decide to put them on anyway?

Tuesday, August 3, 2004 02:46:19 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
I think the strangest time was when I asked a customer if I could help her... and she replied with: "Oh, I thought you were just some psycho standing there."
BrooklynX
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 03:04:38 PM
IP: 63.204.73.229

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Fffft. There goes the neighborhood. ;>
Robert
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 05:46:55 PM
IP: 68.161.117.76

*Pokes his head in*

Look ma! I'm in Canada!

*Leaves again* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 05:32:27 PM
IP: 67.71.177.69

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~
After the Gathering, our group went out sightseeing and stuff. Robert and Jade Griffin broke off after some time, looking for the hotel before leaving for the airport to go home. They got lost.


 
Rob> And with that convoluted little turn we took looking for the Excalibur shop.. I think we were a few blocks up from the street we stared from, and about seven down... (I know this makes no sense in type.. it's all so clear when i'm sitting here waving my arms around...)
B!
Sunday, August 15, 2004 08:35:34 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

Patrik> And quiteclearly I was trying to get BACK to the hotel, so that wasn't exactly a great help.

Beedoo> *l* I guess that's a possibility. "America is THAT way! start walking!"

Robert
Sunday, August 15, 2004 08:32:02 PM
IP: 68.160.245.110

Pat> Except that we were blocks away from the hotel when they started looking for St. Jaques.
B!
Sunday, August 15, 2004 08:31:13 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
CHris> Aww! Of course I care! It's Ice cream, after all! ;p
B!
Sunday, August 15, 2004 08:44:17 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

i cant really talk right now (like you care) cause i gotta go eat ice cream!! brb
Chris
Sunday, August 15, 2004 08:42:59 PM
IP: 152.163.252.163

 


'Adult Monthly Gargoyles Contest'

 
*doesn't evne want to know what sorts of tricks one can pull with a hat relating to AMGC* O.o *l*
Robert
Monday, August 16, 2004 01:16:00 PM
IP: 68.160.245.110

Woo hoo!! I'm the Artistic Winner at AMGC!!
That's two months in a row -- dare I go for the hat trick?


Monday, August 16, 2004 09:58:02 AM
IP: 209.30.46.13

 


 
Um...Person?
Abram WinterSmith - [Has Family Over, Can Pop Out at Any Time...]
Monday, August 16, 2004 06:33:08 PM
IP: 68.168.80.232

Abe?

Monday, August 16, 2004 06:31:01 PM
IP: 4.236.195.68

 


 
Hmf.. I want another ten minutes! *sticks a quarter down her shirt*
B!
Wednesday, August 18, 2004 05:05:54 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

Gah. I have to go to bed. *l* Night all! :) (This has been your ten minutes of Dubble.; ))
Dubble
Wednesday, August 18, 2004 05:02:35 PM
IP: 82.43.121.225

 


Beedoo! moved into her late grandmother's nicotine stained house

 
Ya know, they tell you how bad smoking is when you're alive. They neglect to mention that after you're dead, your relatives have to deal with ectoplasm running down the bathroom walls.
B!
Wednesday, August 18, 2004 05:26:34 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

 


I have no idea what this is about anymore...

 
Arno>.....what does that have to do with lesbian foreplay? ;)
Jess
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:52:05 PM
IP: 24.154.206.146

Jess> Then why don't you want any photographic evidence of all your lovely evil? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:51:12 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> Of course i am :P
Jess
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:49:49 PM
IP: 24.154.206.146

Jess> Why? I thought you were proud of your evil. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:49:13 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> sorry...we evil people have to stick together ;)
Jess
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:46:17 PM
IP: 24.154.206.146

Jess> Hm... Anything worse than that? You know, money laundring, drug trafficing, things like that? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:45:55 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> um...i have the picture of her and dubble sharing a milkshake? ;)
Jess
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:44:24 PM
IP: 24.154.206.146

Jess> Do you have any dirt on MAui? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:43:56 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
Only on Tuesdays. ;)
MAui - [<--Gathering photos]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 03:00:45 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

Maui> *sniffsniff* you smell MAuilicious ;)
Jess
Thursday, August 19, 2004 03:00:42 PM
IP: 24.154.206.146

Sugar spice and everything nice..mixed with a bit of fear and death ;)
MAui - [<--Gathering photos]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:58:36 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

Maui> ....what do maui's smell like? ;)
Jess
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:57:29 PM
IP: 24.154.206.146

I FEEL like a MAui...do I smell like a MAui?
MAui - [<--Gathering photos]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:57:00 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

Hi confused! I must say...you look a little MAui ;)
Jess
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:54:54 PM
IP: 24.154.206.146

I'm confused. o.o
MAui - [<--Gathering photos]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 02:54:31 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

 


I remember the 'in bed' thing from another quote

 
(or not to sleep. ;)
MAui - [<--Gathering photos]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 03:34:02 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

In my bed the choices are: Sleep, Sleep, or SLEEP. ;)
MAui - [<--Gathering photos]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 03:33:51 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

"You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you"...In BED? ;)
MAui - [<--Gathering photos]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 03:33:31 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

MAui> What was your fortune? Remember, they're better when you put "... In bed" after it. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 03:27:58 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

singapore noodles and orange chicken...and a fortune cookie l;)
MAui - [<--Gathering photos]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 03:26:30 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

MAui> Bon appetit. What did you have for lunch? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, August 19, 2004 03:22:11 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


Mika's not around enough anymore. Shame on Mika

 
arno> damn. I'll have to try again with a rare peruvian cheese later. ;P
mika
Saturday, August 21, 2004 06:12:07 PM
IP: 4.5.123.74

Mika> It'll have to do, but it's not a cheese-entrance of Olympic stature... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, August 21, 2004 06:08:54 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

how's that?
mika
Saturday, August 21, 2004 06:06:12 PM
IP: 4.5.123.74

Cheddar!!
mika
Saturday, August 21, 2004 06:05:07 PM
IP: 4.5.123.74

Mika> Alright. *Sits* *Twiddles talons* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, August 21, 2004 06:04:32 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

arno> no cheese because I forgot...uhm... hold on...
mika
Saturday, August 21, 2004 06:03:03 PM
IP: 4.5.123.74

Mika> Oooh, I see. I did not know that. So, why no cheese entry? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, August 21, 2004 06:00:23 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

 


 
GAAAHHHH!! Don't screw up my exit!!! *pounds with a mallet. A lot.*

Saturday, August 21, 2004 06:32:33 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

Hello Again, here's the link to my VH1 "I Love the 90's" Post on Gargoyles. Keep it on the first page by replying with your support of getting it on "Strikes Back"!. UK fans can use the zipcode 97212 during registration. Here's the link:

http://www.vh1.com/interact/boards/main.jhtml/i_love_the_90s/ViewThread?tID=615096&mID=3215955&offset=0&index=0

-Gantros
Gantros
Saturday, August 21, 2004 06:31:21 PM
IP: 24.20.243.55

I guess i'd better be getting CDs burnt and mailed, Wyvernbits read, boyfriend entertained, and other likewise interesting stuff done. See you both later! *audi*

Saturday, August 21, 2004 06:31:01 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

 


Yeah, so we're clear on that...

 
Wob> Actually, humans are kinda squishy. With gristly bits.
B!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:04:34 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

Arno> I think you have that backwards. Humans are crunchy. And go well with ketchup. Or so I've heard. . Ahem. . *coughs into his fist* *l* ;>
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:00:58 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

Robert> Don't drop on dragons. They're crunchy. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:00:07 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Deeboo> *Blink blinks* Oops. Couple of feet high that time. Well, least something nice and soft and squishy broke my fal... Oh, heya deeboo! *l* ;>

*get sup off of and picks up the dwagon* ;>

Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 04:59:11 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

 


 
Deeboo> Feh. I'm just being nice, and in a nicely mood! Hmph! Would you prefer I be mean and evil then? FINE! *runs out of the room*

*out the main bay window he can be seen running rampant across the treet, beating running people with a rewspaper* *he run back the other way with a flamethrower, setting things on fire* *finally he drives back across the view with a bus full of screaming orphans* *there's much squealing of tires and smashing sounds*

*walks back into the room, a bit dirty and dusts, but seemingly quite happy* Ahhhh.. Actually, that was pretty fun! *dusts himself off* *l*

Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:07:09 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

...This can only be a sign that Robby wants something. *glares at*
B!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:05:16 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

Deeboo> *dusts her off a bit* *then, just to b nice, get's some tutrle polish and shines her scales up all nice like* *l* ;>
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:04:24 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

 


 
Dunca> WHAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? *l*
Robert - [Quite, quite deaf. ]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:26:35 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

*walks in, whistling merrily*

Hello everyone!

*spots Robert*

Oh, hey! There you are. Say, did you get my message? I told Guandalug to relay a message to you. I noticed the other day that your VGA Planets game files are still missing. Would you be so kind and continue playing perhaps?

*looks at everyone's slightly deranged state*

*blinks* ... err, guys? ... what happened?

*sniffs the air* Hmm, what's this smell?
Duncan
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:25:32 PM
IP: 217.255.206.222

Arno> *sticks a talon in his ear arain, squirming it around to clear it* WHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT? AND MAN YOUR BREATH STINKS... EAT A TIC TAC OR SOMETHING.. SHEESH..
Robert - [Quite, quite deaf. ]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:25:22 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

BYE ALL!!
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:24:43 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*blinks* HEY ARNO! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE??
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:24:26 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

Robert> *Cups his claws around his beak and leans close* *Takes a deep breath*

I SAID... *Booming voice, the force of the air coming from his mouth strong enough to push Robert back from where he's standing* ... -WHAT!?-
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:23:57 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

BrooklynX> *Looks down at him* Good point, I do need to be in bed. ;)

Bye Beedoo!. Bye Robert. Bye BrooklynX. Bye Disembodied voice. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:22:33 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

Arno> HUH? *blinks at him*
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:22:04 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

*Looks at Robert* ... What? *Cups a claw at his ear* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:21:36 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*stumbles out from behind Arno*

So dizzy.... *thud*

BrooklynX
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:21:28 PM
IP: 67.123.140.54

*standing there, blinking a few times* *uses a talon to try to clean out an ear* DID YOU GUY HEAR SOMETHING? MY EARS SURE DO RING... O.o
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:20:06 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

GNNN! *Leans back under the force of the booming voice, his mane blowing in the wind* *Sits there for a few seconds*

Wow. Voicemail... o.O
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:19:48 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*looks down* uhm... Right.
B!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:19:40 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

*hides behind Arno* ;)
BrooklynX
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:18:29 PM
IP: 67.123.140.54

*uses a claw to tear open the side*
B!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:18:18 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

Beedoo!> Careful! It might hurt! *Runs back behind a couch and hides behind a wing* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:17:58 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

*envelope EXPLODES in Roberts hands, an unearthly loud, booming voice shouts*

ROBERT!!!!


YOU STILL HAVEN'T SENT IN YOUR VGA PLANETS TURN FILES!!!!

BAD GARG!

YOU'LL NEVER CONQUER THE UNIVERSE AT THIS RATE!


SHAME ON YOU!!!!


*pop* ~remains of envelope disappear in a puff of smoke~

(envelope) - [Labeled "To Robert, S8 chatroom"]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:17:03 PM
IP: 80.142.249.17

Robert> No thank you. I don't like sizzling envelopes. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:16:59 PM
IP: 80.56.31.191

And if peoiple wanted me to open it, they should have known well enough to label it "Money Inside!" *l*
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:16:51 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

Deeboo> HEY! don't do that! It's MY toy! *l* ;>
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:16:16 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

*looks at evelope* That can't be a good sign. O_o
BrooklynX
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:15:57 PM
IP: 67.123.140.54

*twitches a bit* Well, this thing certainly cleans the wax out of your ears, doesn't it?? *practically shouting over the noise* *l*
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:15:53 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

Well, geez, if no one else is gonna open it... *grabs the envelope*
B!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:15:45 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

*holds up envelope with buger patties on either side, held in tongs* LOOK Arno! FOOOOOODDDD! *waves burger/envelope enticingly under his nose* *l*
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:14:46 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

*hamburgers turn to ashes on the spot*


~PhhweeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

*stucko starts crumbling off the ceiling from the loud noise*

(envelope) - [Labeled "To Robert, S8 chatroom"]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:14:40 PM
IP: 80.142.249.17

*hissing noise from envelope gets stronger and louder by the minute, hurting everyone's ears*
(envelope) - [Labeled "To Robert, S8 chatroom"]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:13:00 PM
IP: 80.142.249.17

*blinks at the cabbage burns* *blinks again* By george, I think I've just discovered a new heat source for the chat room! *l* *gets a few hamburgers and plops them down on the envelope to cook* *l*
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:12:32 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

*looks down at the envelope* I think it's got a small dwagoon in.
B!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:11:26 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

*cabbage around envelope withers to dust from the heat emerging from the envelope*
(envelope) - [Labeled "To Robert, S8 chatroom"]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:11:26 PM
IP: 80.142.249.17

*starts hopping up and down, flipping over a few times*

*more dark smoke arising from the envelope*

(envelope) - [Labeled "To Robert, S8 chatroom"]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:10:46 PM
IP: 80.142.249.17

*blinks at the envelope* *gets a pair of tongs* *gets a cabbage* *uses the tongs to stuff the envelope into the cabbage* LOOK Arno! Yummy cabbage! *l* ;>
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:10:45 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

*envelope prominently labeled "To Robert, S8 chatroom"*
(envelope)
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:08:50 PM
IP: 80.142.249.17

*hissing noise arises from the envelope*
(envelope)
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:08:18 PM
IP: 80.142.249.17

*blinks at smoking envelope* Arno, I think a letter just came for you. *l*
Robert
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:08:03 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

*an owl comes fluttering in, carrying an envelope*

*drops envelope right in front of Robert*

*flutters back out*

(~envelope starts smoking ominously~)

(ovo)
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:07:29 PM
IP: 217.255.206.222

 


 
Rob> *tries communicating in sign language* *doesn't really know sign language though, and ends up signing "your car looks like a washing machine"*
B!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:36:40 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

BX> DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? *l* *completely deaf*
Robert - [Quite, quite deaf. ]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:35:31 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

Rob - I am talking.... I think. O_o
BrooklynX
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:34:32 PM
IP: 67.123.140.54

WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE START TALKING INSTEAD OF JUST MOVING YOUR LIPS? *l*
Robert - [Quite, quite deaf. ]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:33:58 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

 


 
Duncan> *blinks a fe times* *blinks a bit more* *shakes his head* *Water sloshes out* *blinks again and falls backwards onto the floor* *l*
Robert - [Quite, quite deaf. ]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:43:24 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

*l* I love our version of creative problem solving. *l*
B!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:42:19 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

*fetches a Super Soaker 600 gun from the closet, fills it with water, pumps it up to MAX*

*aproaches Robert from the side*

This won't hurt... much

*puts the barrel of the run right into Rob's ear and pulls trigger*

*POP*

PHISHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHHHHH!!!!!!

*large fountain of water comes out of the other ear along with a thick plug of earwax*

Duncan
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:41:05 PM
IP: 217.255.206.222

 


Only at Arno's Amazing Quotes Page: translation services.

 
Awww.. TOT ZIENS DEEBOO! [Bye Deeboo! ;> ]
[Awww... SEE YOU BEEDOO!]
Robert - [Quite, quite deaf. ]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:48:49 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

[Oopsies.. *fixes last post*

HEY! u neemt dat achter u cerebrally pijlinktvis challened! Hmph! En na poetste ik uw schalen en allen op!

[HEY! You take that behind you cerebrally squid challened. And after brushed I your scales and everyone!]
Robert - [Quite, quite deaf. ]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:48:13 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

(since when is Robert speaking dutch?)

*hands Robert some advil* Your head will be just fine. Just lay it aside into the sunshine and let it dry thoroughly

Duncan
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:48:11 PM
IP: 217.255.206.222

Deeboo> HEY! you take that back you cerebrally challened squid! Hmph! And after I polished your scales and all!
Robert - [Quite, quite deaf. ]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:47:46 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

Dunc> OW! HEY! Houd met op schreeuwend in mijn oor! Sheesh! Sommige mensen! I'm niet DOOF weet u het!
[OW! HEY! Stop being screaming in my ear! Sheesh! Some people! I'm not DEAF you know it!]
Robert - [Quite, quite deaf. ]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:46:52 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

Dunc> Ya know, I don't think the brainwashing worked all tha well... Maybe if he had a brain to start with...
B!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:46:51 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

*shouts at Robert* Hello? Do you hear me? ROBERT??? ARE YOU OK???
Duncan
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:45:57 PM
IP: 217.255.206.222

*blinks and shakes his head a few time*

Wat gebeurde aan mijn hoofd? Ow. Een welke hoofdpijn... Iedereen heeft om het even welke asprin?

[What happened on my head? Ow. Such a headache... Everyone has no matter what asprin?]
Robert - [Quite, quite deaf. ]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 05:45:36 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

 


When I was but a wee toddler I apparently thought my hands were called "nieakos", roughly translated: "dontouches"

 
My poor dog must think her new name is Nodropthatbadgirl.
B! - [prplbeedoo@yahoo.com]
Friday, August 27, 2004 02:56:37 PM
IP: 67.40.94.200

 


 
MAui: NOOoooOOoOoOOOOOOOooooo!


wait... what about PleaseRockMyAmadeusFalco491

?

Gorebash
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:41:15 PM
IP: 68.239.41.39

Gore > Try LJ user name "gorelisaponygirl69" ;)
Patrick
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:41:09 PM
IP: 68.170.199.45

Goreo> nope sorry, that name is TAKEn! ;)
Mah-wee!
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:40:18 PM
IP: 69.158.153.225

EVERYBODY's got a friggen LJ these days. Damn. gotta get one too I guess. I could be "ponycatgirljemfan69lollerskates"
Gorebash - [what fetishes?]
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:39:23 PM
IP: 68.239.41.39

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
but hey. if i can't be getting some nookie, my 14th choice would be to be right here.
Gorebash - [<-- booty #3]
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:50:27 PM
IP: 68.239.41.39

Jen: and how. it's friday night. wtf. i needs to find teh booty
Gorebash - [<-- booty #2]
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:49:34 PM
IP: 68.239.41.39

WHEE
Gorebash - [<-- booty #2]
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:48:59 PM
IP: 68.239.41.39

Gore - you SO need to get laid.
CrzyJen - [<--- click if you DARE!]
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:48:46 PM
IP: 216.249.97.16

note to self: searching for "in search of booty" at images.google.com returns ... WHOLESALE PR0N!
Gorebash
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:46:50 PM
IP: 68.239.41.39

hah. I'll go in search for booty too!
Gorebash
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:46:09 PM
IP: 68.239.41.39

How cute is that ;)
Mah-wee!
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:46:07 PM
IP: 69.158.153.225

I shit you not!
CrzyJen - [<--- click if you DARE!]
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:44:39 PM
IP: 216.249.97.16

Jen: well i guess he found it


Gorebash
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:44:27 PM
IP: 68.239.41.39

Last time I saw Mitch in person he was dressed as a pirate and had a sign on his back that said "In search of booty" O.O
CrzyJen
Friday, August 27, 2004 11:43:16 PM
IP: 216.249.97.16

 


We have funny furniture

 
BX> I haven't walked in there since Amerlia Airheart's plane almost fell out on me. *l* ;>
Robert
Sunday, August 29, 2004 04:18:49 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

Rob - Hey. Just watch your step in the cabinet. It's rather dangerous in there. ;)
BrooklynX
Sunday, August 29, 2004 04:17:44 PM
IP: 67.123.141.194

 


 
Arno> *rolls eyes* Get real. MAui is like Entropy. Her dangerous can't go DOWN.. Only increase, stay the same, or go elsewhere. *l* ;>
Robert
Sunday, August 29, 2004 04:34:06 PM
IP: 68.161.77.210

 


Who was shiest about entering chat?

 
I found the internet fairly safe after a while, but I was very careful around all you freaks. I think all the freaks scared the perverts away though. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, August 30, 2004 03:54:44 PM
IP: 213.46.8.24

...and just for the record, my Shy could out-wimp all-y'all's
zess
Monday, August 30, 2004 03:54:01 PM
IP: 63.150.32.146

Arno - *L* Your shy probably could... mine is a wimp! ;)
BrooklynX
Monday, August 30, 2004 03:52:50 PM
IP: 67.123.140.231

Sadisdic Cow> I avoided chate rooms too...didn't really know how they worked, AND I had lingering parent-induced anxiety. Back in the day, they wouldn't let me on the internet unsupervised lest some perv reach through the moniter and grab their baby......that's a scary prospect here, what with the dragons running around ;p
zess
Monday, August 30, 2004 03:51:12 PM
IP: 63.150.32.146

BrooklynX> Oh yeah? Well, MY shy could beat YOUR shy any day of the week! ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, August 30, 2004 03:50:27 PM
IP: 213.46.8.24

Sadistic Cow - *L* I was like that for a while.
BrooklynX
Monday, August 30, 2004 03:49:31 PM
IP: 67.123.140.231

I avoided chat rooms mostly cuz I didn't know how they worked. It completely stumped me. XD
The Sadistic Cow
Monday, August 30, 2004 03:48:05 PM
IP: 69.157.5.45

I first posted in the now defunct 'Trippy Chat'. I was the classic stupid newbie for about 3 posts *groans* *L*
Jessie
Monday, August 30, 2004 03:47:20 PM
IP: 172.200.130.66

 


 
well I was basing my opinions on the stories my mom and pop told me to keep me in line (about little girls getting snatched through their moniters by evil chatting geniuses who'd brainwash them and sell them to circus sidewhows where they'd get nothing but mopwater for breakfast).....but once I actually *met* the so called freaks, I just took a deep breath and said...."my people!!!" :D
zess
Monday, August 30, 2004 04:02:19 PM
IP: 63.150.32.146