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FEBRUARY 1ST - FEBRUARY 28TH 2005

The logs, as is done in Station 8 Gargoyles chat, should be read from bottom to top. That is, in every block the conversation starts at the bottom and ends at the top. The blocks themselves are chronologically ordered from top to bottom. Confused yet?

 
BX> well, why didn't he say so?

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 01:54:18 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

B! - Basically, heat is causing the water or air to expand. That in turns causes a difference in how light is reflected through either and allows you to see the waves and shadows.
BrooklynX
Wednesday, February 2, 2005 01:53:01 PM
IP: 67.123.141.90

Rob> i didn't understand a word of that... o.0

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 01:47:57 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

Because heat causes expansion, which changes the density of the fluid in question (water or air) The index of refraction (speed at which lgiht is transmitted through) a medium is based on, amongst other things, it's density. this light is bent at different rates along the areas of different density, resulting in a visible pattern and shadows.

TADA! ;>

*not here, going back to work*

Robert
Wednesday, February 2, 2005 01:42:15 PM
IP: 68.161.124.100

 


 
but I might have made him hate life, too. XD
Chikaze
Friday, February 4, 2005 01:38:19 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

I did the cat part.
Chikaze
Friday, February 4, 2005 01:38:05 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

wait, are you refering to him being a cat, or world-weary? o_o;;
Chikaze
Friday, February 4, 2005 01:38:00 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

I did it one time, but I think he got over it.
Chikaze
Friday, February 4, 2005 01:37:32 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

Chikaze> Who did this anyway to him? Did you do this? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, February 4, 2005 01:37:03 AM
IP: 80.56.32.10

poor T-shard. You do such a good job of acting world-weary.
Chikaze
Friday, February 4, 2005 01:35:58 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

you know, I should just go jump into th efire...
TigerShard - [kitty cat]
Friday, February 4, 2005 01:34:58 AM
IP: 69.212.54.79

 


Spike gives advice on how to deal with ladies

 
Arno>> You're a 40 foot tall black dragon. Sit on the uppity females until they behave better towards you.

Saturday, February 5, 2005 06:36:11 PM
IP: 68.93.242.191

Spike> I hoped so, but Demona Taina threw me on the floor and then Phoenyx complained that I did something though I don't know what. Also, no pills. You? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 5, 2005 06:34:23 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


 
If I ever need a lyimeric, I'm looking for you Stephen
Bahemut
Saturday, February 5, 2005 06:58:30 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

Sacnoth - Vile creature! Get thee hence, before I smite thee and thy corrupt magicks!

"Magic powers, dark and vile...
Begone from this mystic isle!
Be cast upon the Wind and Rain...
And never see these lands AGAIN!"

<thunderous BOOM, and lightling flash!>

Pretty Speilbergian of me, huh? ^_^

Stephen Sobotka Jr.
Saturday, February 5, 2005 06:57:29 PM
IP: 68.207.179.189

 


 
(Incidentally, Arno, I really hate you sometimes. ;))
Dubble - [siiiick]
Sunday, February 6, 2005 12:29:06 PM
IP: 129.215.13.84

*sighs* Fine, be that way. *sits on a rafter with a book* ;)
Dubble - [siiiick]
Sunday, February 6, 2005 12:28:47 PM
IP: 129.215.13.84

*Various lurkers charge out of the room, screaming "Plague carrier! Plague carrier!"* ;)

Sunday, February 6, 2005 12:27:58 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Uh, Arno pointed out that when I miss you guys the logical thing would be to, like, chat, as opposed to go giggle at his chat quotes. So, hi? *pokes room with stick* Anyone? ;)
Dubble - [siiiick]
Sunday, February 6, 2005 12:25:16 PM
IP: 129.215.13.84

 


Hide!

 
Dubble> I don't know. But I think we now need to set an elaborate trap that will fail yet succeed in unexpected ways. And then I'll rip off the person's face in the belief that he's someone else. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, February 6, 2005 12:57:30 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Wow! *is impressed* But what do you think it MEANS? ;)
Dubble - [siiiick]
Sunday, February 6, 2005 12:55:00 PM
IP: 129.215.13.84

Oh, I've got a clue! *Presents a torn piece of paper that contains half an address and someone's initials* I'm pretty sure it's old man Barker from the electrical plant. *Nods* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, February 6, 2005 12:53:51 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


 
Arno> Some do good deeds and paid homage...others raid human communities...and others get rich off E-bay...still others buy collectors plates from The Franklin Mint...and a number of dragons have earned their hoards by playing poker...or betting on the horses...
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith @ adelphia.net]
Sunday, February 6, 2005 01:52:54 PM
IP: 69.170.218.207

Abram Wintersmith> And where do they GET these hoards then? *l*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, February 6, 2005 01:49:51 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno> Dragons have their hoards...they don't need to work...;)
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith @ adelphia.net]
Sunday, February 6, 2005 01:46:02 PM
IP: 69.170.218.207

 


Aww...

 
BX> Oh, come on! All you had to do was go "Zap!" and you couldn't even get that right! ;p
B!
Monday, February 7, 2005 02:40:17 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

Arno - It's a lie... she made me help her fix heself. ;)
BrooklynX
Monday, February 7, 2005 02:39:04 PM
IP: 67.123.141.90

Beedoo!> I'm sorry. But you can be human again... *Frowns at the box* *Sniffs it* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, February 7, 2005 02:38:32 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno> *points to cardboard box in the corner* Nope... managed to fix myself. ;)
B!
Monday, February 7, 2005 02:37:38 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

Beedoo!> ... Not human anymore? Aw... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, February 7, 2005 02:36:19 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


 
Arno> I told you! CALvinized cardboard! ;p Besides, seems to have worked... after the chipmunk incident...
B!
Monday, February 7, 2005 02:52:17 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

 


 
ARno> Uhh... *thinks of local lake, with shards of glass and fishhooks and mercury and stuff in the water* yeah, I guess that could be fun...
B!
Monday, February 7, 2005 03:04:49 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

Beedoo!> Swimming is fun. We should go play in a lake some time. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, February 7, 2005 03:01:45 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


 
Arno> I'm writing them an e-mail.

Dear Campbell's,
I was happily chatting online and eating a bowl of Chunky Sirloin Burger with mushrooms when I came across what could only be a fingernail (possibly a toenail, but I shudder to think about that). To say the least, I was a little grossed out, but ate it anyway (the soup, not the fingernail!). If the rest of the finger was present, I'm afraid I mistook it as one of the sirloins. My apologies to whoseever finger it was...it was delicious otherwise. (The SOUP!) I might suggest the slogan "Campbell's is people!," but I think that's already been claimed by Soilent Green, or possibly Pink Floyd.
Faithfully, Christy Beedoo!

B!
Monday, February 7, 2005 03:58:22 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

 


I've been visiting Beedoo!

 
Arno> I wouldn't do that! I only have two Mommys after all. ;)
B!
Monday, February 7, 2005 04:09:51 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

Beedoo!> ... I'm going to need your written promise that you're not going to devour me while I'm there, I think. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, February 7, 2005 04:08:28 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno> well, I do eat pretty much everything. If i have to. *l*
B!
Monday, February 7, 2005 04:05:37 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

 


 
MAui> is that before or after it caught fire? ;p
B!
Monday, February 7, 2005 04:17:07 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

Deeboo> well, I got off the bus. ;)

Monday, February 7, 2005 04:14:20 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

MAui> Yeah, and the bus, what happened? Smoking engine?
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, February 7, 2005 04:13:45 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

MAui> Eef.. that does suck...You're still a bunny?? And did you have anything to do with the bus catching fire?
B!
Monday, February 7, 2005 04:12:54 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

MAui> Aww... I'm sorry. Except for the bunny thing, I approve of that.
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, February 7, 2005 04:12:09 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Well. I'm stuck still as a bunny, This morning on the way to work my bus caught on fire, A customer complained about business cards, when it was their fault, another boy issue, and yeah.

Monday, February 7, 2005 04:10:35 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

 


 
arno> *looks over at MAui* *eyes zoom in* *the word PREY flashes across her vision* Okay, Mommy...
B!
Monday, February 7, 2005 04:16:31 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

Beedoo!> *Whispers* Don't de-bunny her. She's safer this way and I'm working on removing her evil. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, February 7, 2005 04:13:45 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


I like that song

 
That I didn't make you thyink 'Creep'. ;p
Daermon
Thursday, February 10, 2005 03:17:23 PM
IP: 68.54.246.130

What's new?
Phoenyx
Thursday, February 10, 2005 03:16:05 PM
IP: 135.214.150.125

Hey, that's a new one. ;)
Daermon
Thursday, February 10, 2005 03:15:38 PM
IP: 68.54.246.130

nah, it's been in my head since this morning. nuthin to do with you. Sorry Shug.
Phoenyx
Thursday, February 10, 2005 03:14:19 PM
IP: 135.214.150.125

Well, I do bring that out in women.
Daermon
Thursday, February 10, 2005 03:13:40 PM
IP: 68.54.246.130

And I have Radiohead's "Creep" in my head.
Phoenyx
Thursday, February 10, 2005 03:11:15 PM
IP: 135.214.150.125

 


 
*hunches in* You guys think you know bitterness? Try working in a flower shop this time of year...
B!
Friday, February 11, 2005 03:34:54 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

Bah> Piffle. we all need to get drunk. It'll be fun.
Phoenyx - [Phoenyx8@gmail.com]
Friday, February 11, 2005 02:29:51 PM
IP: 135.214.150.125

Oh pelase, we all just need to get out.
Bahemut
Friday, February 11, 2005 02:29:16 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

woo!
Anonymous
Friday, February 11, 2005 01:55:03 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

Maui> nah. is all good. But hey,. if it makes you feel any better, next monday you can maul anyone who isn't single.
Phoenyx - [Phoenyx8@gmail.com]
Friday, February 11, 2005 01:50:11 PM
IP: 135.214.150.125

Hehe..I can go kill off some lovers, if anyone wants?? *hopeful look*

Friday, February 11, 2005 01:45:00 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

Ah, the bitterness that is Valentine's Day strikes again.
Delphine
Friday, February 11, 2005 01:41:13 PM
IP: 141.214.17.5

I second that bah humbug....
BrooklynX
Friday, February 11, 2005 01:40:43 PM
IP: 67.123.141.90

*eyes the cabinet DE left behind* *goes to look for a hammer in preparation*

Valentines Day. BAH! HUMBUG!

*sulks out* *l*

Robert
Friday, February 11, 2005 01:20:42 PM
IP: 68.161.132.122

*in, dragging crates of booze to stock up the liqour cabinet. Hangs a sign over cabinet, reading, "Break in case of February 14th".*

*mutters* Bloody St. Mopey Bastards' Day.

*out, dragging a bottle of whiskey behind her, like a good little Irish girl*

DE
Friday, February 11, 2005 11:48:22 AM
IP: 168.28.237.131

 


 
the only way to save the Doom movie would be not to make one
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Saturday, February 12, 2005 11:16:21 AM
IP: 69.212.54.79

Save the DOOM Movie!!

http://www.dmop.co.nr/

Knoxville - [knox@ketnar.org]
Saturday, February 12, 2005 11:15:52 AM
IP: 70.243.174.40

 


Scay... Cow...

 
Arno - ....it better be. *hiss, snarl, slobber* :P XD
The Sadistic Cow - [the_sadistic_cow@imseeingatherapist.com]
Saturday, February 12, 2005 06:49:26 PM
IP: 69.157.2.73

Sadistic Cow> N-nothing. Nothing. Just... Respect. *Nods* ;)
Arno - [Great b;ack dragon]
Saturday, February 12, 2005 06:49:00 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno - And what is THAT supposed to mean? :P
The Sadistic Cow - [the_sadistic_cow@imseeingatherapist.com]
Saturday, February 12, 2005 06:45:57 PM
IP: 69.157.2.73

 


 
That is why I believe in no limits with the net! I search for what I search for and if I happen upon something gross, I laugh and never look at it again.
The Sadistic Cow - [the_sadistic_cow@imseeingatherapist.com]
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:07:00 PM
IP: 69.157.19.224

 


 
Whines and tantrums are pretty close. But you're right, I should have said "whine". (I still think, though, that it gains verisimilitude when a whine for a million dollars and a pony is accompanied by throwing oneself on the floor, kicking and screaming.)
Todd
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:21:03 PM
IP: 4.245.21.148

Todd: It wasn't a tantrum it was a Whine. Whit distinctly said Whine for me. :)
Kellie
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:18:42 PM
IP: 205.188.116.137

KELLIE - Ideally, you should also be rolling about on the floor, hitting it with your fists. It makes the tantrum even more convincing. :)
Todd
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:15:56 PM
IP: 4.245.21.148

Whit: Whine for you? *shrugs* Okay *high pitched squeeky voice* "I WANNA MILLION DOLLARS....AND A PONEY!!!"

couldn't resist. :)
Kellie
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:14:18 PM
IP: 205.188.116.137

Wine for me!! (wanders in with a glass)
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:12:19 PM
IP: 142.177.34.66

 


No more quotes from mr. Whitbourne!

 
Arno> What's that? Did you say something? I wasn't listening, I was paying attention to the important people. :-)
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:17:12 PM
IP: 142.177.34.66

 


 
....The hell is "QWERTY"? It sounds really perverted. o.O
The Sadistic Cow - [the_sadistic_cow@imseeingatherapist.com]
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:18:10 PM
IP: 69.157.19.224

QWERTY issues?
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:16:49 PM
IP: 142.177.34.66

*censored* "s" key too close to the *censored* "d" button!!!
The Sadistic Cow - [the_sadistic_cow@imseeingatherapist.com]
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:15:41 PM
IP: 69.157.19.224

....crap! Todd. not toss. jesus.
The Sadistic Cow - [the_sadistic_cow@imseeingatherapist.com]
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:14:55 PM
IP: 69.157.19.224

 


 
That box even has an own GFA account......
Guandalug la'Fay
Saturday, February 12, 2005 07:30:49 PM
IP: 80.142.193.89

 


 
man, this is the 5th time today >_<
vruclin - [don.brooklyn@gmail.com]
Sunday, February 13, 2005 05:45:35 PM
IP: 207.248.39.253

Yep. Mwahahahaaaaaa......!
The Sadistic Cow - [the_sadistic_cow@imseeingatherapist.com]
Sunday, February 13, 2005 05:45:21 PM
IP: 69.157.2.176

on no... again?
vruclin - [don.brooklyn@gmail.com]
Sunday, February 13, 2005 05:45:04 PM
IP: 207.248.39.253

The Matrix has you!!!!!! >.>
The Sadistic Cow - [the_sadistic_cow@imseeingatherapist.com]
Sunday, February 13, 2005 05:44:52 PM
IP: 69.157.2.176

 


 
o.0 Maybe not. Can I just cough on you instead?

Monday, February 14, 2005 11:28:59 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

I'd have to rip your throat out to do that, I think...
Chikaze
Monday, February 14, 2005 11:28:07 PM
IP: 69.161.2.185

well, feed off the sore throat delivering seems to have given me. :P

Monday, February 14, 2005 11:27:33 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

their pain makes me stronger. XD
Chikaze
Monday, February 14, 2005 11:26:13 PM
IP: 69.161.2.185

 


 
*sends pingpongs after Brook*

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 01:13:33 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

*blinks*

*makes a run for school*

BrooklynX
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 01:12:27 PM
IP: 67.123.141.90

*pinpong* ;)

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 01:11:27 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

i see a maui i do believe.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 01:11:04 PM
IP: 68.112.89.189

o.o

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 01:10:06 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

((overhand smash!!!))

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 01:04:11 PM
IP: 209.30.70.210

*splat*

Point! Spike!

Daermon
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 12:10:35 PM
IP: 68.54.246.130

pong?

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 12:08:14 PM
IP: 68.112.89.189

((((ping))))

Tuesday, February 15, 2005 11:50:51 AM
IP: 209.30.70.210

 


Ah, February...

 
Whit - I keel you. *coughs on you* GET SICK!
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 06:21:03 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

I'm not sick. Ha ha!
Whitbourne
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 06:20:47 PM
IP: 156.34.91.196

And everyone I know or work with is catching whatever it is...
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 06:19:49 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

I think most of us have been sick...I'm currently developing *something*....
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 06:19:33 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

Well I've had an awful cold
Anonymous
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 06:19:08 PM
IP: 129.234.4.10

Whit>> Heh... Paul was SO unhappy with me yesterday. He was supposed to take Sasha to a dance at her school only she got sick with the flu.

*thinks*
Which I suppose is where he got it from...... hmm.


Tuesday, February 15, 2005 06:18:34 PM
IP: 209.30.70.210

 


 
Guan> But it's fun! I love the laryngoscope. After practicing on the mannequin, I'm 70 percent sure that I won't break a patient's teeth!
Whitbourne
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 06:24:15 PM
IP: 156.34.91.196

 


... No?

 
All cows have the power to annihilate all that dwells on this planet. Didn't you know that?
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:03:07 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

Arno - Yes, it is. I have always held the power to make or break the world. All I have to do is find a good enough reason to use them. :P
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:02:47 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

Sadistic Cow> You mean, this is normal for cows? Bovine powers? o.O
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:02:00 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno - Of course it is. Feel my bovine powers, those powers that which corrupted me....muahahahaaaa
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:01:28 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

 


 
......Dude. These hooves make it hard to type. >.>
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:06:08 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

And a list for blood, too. We take names.
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:05:51 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

Arno - Because we cows are a docile race who are content to live our lives the way man has designed them for us. Generally, we're peaceful - but some of us, from the dark regions of Europe and beyond, have a list for blood. Like me.

Muahahaaaa.....

The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:05:30 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

 


 
Arno - No, it's from my Udders of Doom (tm). :P
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:14:19 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

Sadistic Cow> Acid... Milk? Is that from the rain? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:13:59 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno - Don't make me splooge you with acid milk. :P
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:10:19 PM
IP: 69.157.2.9

 


 
I was just waiting for the weird to stop. My brain was hurting.
Whitbourne
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:20:21 PM
IP: 156.34.91.196

........this silence is scaring me....o.O
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:19:44 PM
IP: 69.157.11.239

 


I'm... Scared... Again...

 
brb, downloading anti-virus and anti-spyware crap. bloody *censored* computer. stupid *bleep*ing mother who thinks we don't need that crap.

ARGH.

brb.

The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:57:26 PM
IP: 69.157.10.125

*foams at the mouth* >______________<
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:56:36 PM
IP: 69.157.10.125

*CENSORED* THING KEPT *BLEEP*ING FREEZING.
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:55:44 PM
IP: 69.157.10.125

Just had to restart my stupid *beep*ing computer SEVEN *BLEEP*ING TIMES.
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:55:04 PM
IP: 69.157.10.125

Now. Now, I am so *censored censored BLOODY CENSORED* mad.
The Sadistic Cow
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 07:54:28 PM
IP: 69.157.10.125

 


 
NOW I WILL SLEEP! *goose-steps out of the room*
Chikaze
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 02:04:50 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

I guess that was the wrong thing to say. o_o
Chikaze
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 02:04:34 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

I destroy lives. =D
Chikaze
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 01:59:28 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

chikaze, what do you do for a living?
dan
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 01:49:26 AM
IP: 68.42.18.157

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
You know the only reason I do this kind of thing if for the attention. ;)
Bahemut
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 03:19:50 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

BX> No, but he tastes fine. ;) *passes Bah over to him* Here, have a lick!

Wednesday, February 16, 2005 03:19:06 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

B! - That... doesn't sound right.
BrooklynX
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 03:17:29 PM
IP: 67.123.141.90

Bah> You have grape?? *lickitty* How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Bahemut?

Wednesday, February 16, 2005 03:16:52 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

ARGH!

Stop that! You'll wear me down to the grape!
Bahemut
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 03:14:45 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

*licks bah's candy coating*

Wednesday, February 16, 2005 03:14:13 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

Bah> Ohh, fine... *gives him another quick slurp*

Wednesday, February 16, 2005 03:09:55 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

*acks!* Yes and I'll thank you to not wear it down any more! Just because it taste like cherries is no reason to go ruining it.
Bahemut
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 03:08:17 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

Bah> You have a candy coating? *slurps him*

Wednesday, February 16, 2005 03:06:38 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

 


Cause her udders splooge acid milk. Duh.

 
o.0 Wait... why does she need to BUY milk?!

Wednesday, February 16, 2005 04:07:28 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

bye Cow!

Wednesday, February 16, 2005 04:07:00 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

gtg dudes, have to make a trip to the store to pick up some milk and other items.

later!

The Sadistic Cow - [<---Playing therapist to distraught teen. Joy.]
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 04:06:36 PM
IP: 69.157.14.154

 


 
TS> I can see where that'd be highly satisfying. It could be the next Slinky! You should patent it! ;)

Wednesday, February 16, 2005 04:15:54 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

ahh, one of the most satisfying things in life is watching a little facehugger alien thing roll down the stairs while burning :)
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 04:14:10 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

 


... Eh?

 
Arno: I dunno, dragons sucking on cows... just... I dunno
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 07:10:15 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

TigerShard> *Wrings claws* What do you mean... "Wow"...? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 07:06:40 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*gets a mental image* Wow....
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 07:03:57 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

TigerShard> Oh! Erm. Er... *Bites his lip* I'm a... Vegetarian dragon. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 06:58:50 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno: We could mix it with some barnyard animal blood for you, I think I heard some roaming around a few minutes ago
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 06:57:18 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

TigerShard> Hm, I guess so. It doesn't sound too bad, actually. You drink first. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 06:56:35 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno: So that means we can make peach lemonade?
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 06:55:29 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

 


 
Deeboo> Yeah! Massarces are FUN! See, Valentines Day is all about murder and mayhem, thus it's symbol.. an idealized human heart outside the body, clearly having been ripped out of someone's chest, and ed, the color of blood. *nods*
Robert
Thursday, February 17, 2005 09:59:43 PM
IP: 68.161.114.185

Rob> yeah, it does. I say we bring back the massacre part!
B!
Thursday, February 17, 2005 09:55:34 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

Deeboo> Awwww.. That sucks. Blech. Valentines day is a crappy holiday. When I rule the world, it shall be BANNED! On pain of PAIN! *nods* And there will be much rejoicing! ;>
Robert
Thursday, February 17, 2005 09:53:49 PM
IP: 68.161.114.185

 


 
Top: No! People hurt people! Guns... uh.... make load noises
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:01:17 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

Owww, guns hurt people.... or so I've been told. What's the sitch with y'all?
TopMan - [tappuman@hotmail.com]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:00:47 PM
IP: 67.68.74.154

*yells in surprise and fires at TopMan* ooops!
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:00:01 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

OMG it's Teh TS!!! (et al)
TopMan - [tappuman@hotmail.com]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 09:59:33 PM
IP: 67.68.74.154

Zombies? Where? *gets out his flame thrower*
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 09:57:18 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
I am NOT a zombie!

I am a mad scientist!!

I have the lab coat and EVERYTHING!

Now, mad scientists, by definition, can NOT be zombies! We may occassionally CREATE the undead, and sometimes be DEVOURED by them, but you rarely if ever find a mad scientist who is ALSO a zombie. The board tends to pull your diploma the moment you're dead. *nods* And it's hard to get papers publishe when your vocabulary consists of "Braaaiiiinnnsss"

Robert
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:08:08 PM
IP: 68.161.114.185

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Deeboo> GAH! No logging! CURSES! Now I have to actually try to reduce the number of typos I make!

Do you have ANY idea how difficult that is?!?

Robert
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:08:48 PM
IP: 68.161.114.185

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
BX> Why, I NEVER! As if I would do such a thing!

ESPECIALLY considering the relative scarcity of radioactive material as opposed to high explosives!

Robert
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:16:36 PM
IP: 68.161.114.185

Rob - Dude... there is no way in hell I would let you near any of teeth! Last thing I need is for you out something radioactive into my mouth! ;)

Hey LF

BrooklynX
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:15:23 PM
IP: 67.123.141.90

BX> Ha! Only if you bite me! And I'm noit going to let THAT happen! I won't be falling for any of your oh so clever "HEy, poke this tooth here and tell me if it's loose, will you?" tricks or the like, you sneaky zombie!
Robert
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:14:22 PM
IP: 68.161.114.185

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Deeboo> But... There's a COW! Cows are like.. The ultimate food! You can have steak, or hamburger, or meatballs, or.. Erm. OTher stuff cows are made into! *nod nod* Take your pick! ;>
Robert
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:17:37 PM
IP: 68.161.114.185

Rob> Did you not catch the part where I said I don't know what I want to eat?
B!
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:16:16 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

Deeboo> Hungry? Was there not a Cow, with a sadistic temperment at that, around here somewhere recently? *looks under the rug*
Robert
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:13:39 PM
IP: 68.161.114.185

chika> vaguely hungry, but don't know what i want to eat. You?
B!
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:12:56 PM
IP: 63.230.195.108

 


 
Arno> How many times to I have to tell you that it's not appropriate for a woman of my high status to be seen in association with common dragons such as yourself, hmm? People will get ideas. And I don't want my smuggling ring to be busted.
DE
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:20:42 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

 


 
Arno> The best had to be, "Roses are red, violets are blue, all my base are belong to you." Or, "Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie in my diary?"
DE
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:34:50 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

DE> Oooh, let's hear a pick-up line! :)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:33:35 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Scott> I spent the day before valentines day looking up every bad (but sexually ambiguous) pick up line I could find and putting them on cards for people. Oy... my brain hurts remembering some of them.
DE
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:32:00 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

 


 
Bahemut> (Thank you for telling him to put me down first *nods*)
DE
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:42:35 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

*Hears Behamut scream at him*

AH! *Drops DE* *His claw rushes at Ithica, and stops inches away from her as he recognises what sits on his nose* Ah... Ah, hey, where have you been? o.O
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:42:19 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*climbs over Arno's head and sits between his eyes* Hi Arno! ;)

*gives Bah a Look Of Death*
Ithica
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:40:50 PM
IP: 4.152.249.25

Oh my god, arno, quick, puit DE down and smush it!
Bahemut
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:40:05 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

Ithica> *Feels something skutter up his back* *Shivers* Somethingsonmyback! Issitaspider!?
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:39:11 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*waves at everybody from her lofty perch on Arno's head* *blows on Arno's ear 'cause it annoys her cats* ;)
Ithica
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:37:40 PM
IP: 4.152.249.25

Bahemut> Or hurt him *nods* But he's a dragon, so that's considerably harder right now *looks concerned*
DE
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:36:58 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

Arno> Somehow, I'll manage without your protection.
DE
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:36:05 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

*sneaks up on Arno* *tries to figure out how to tickle a dragon mercilessly* *settles for climbing up onto his head* ;)
Ithica
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:35:34 PM
IP: 4.152.249.25

Oh honesty BX, what's the best way to get arno to do anything?

Ask nicely.

Or make him feel guilty.
Bahemut
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:35:28 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

DE - How am I supposed to do that? He's bigger than me... O_o
BrooklynX
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:34:18 PM
IP: 67.123.141.90

BrookX> Make him *points to Arno* let go.
DE
Friday, February 18, 2005 04:33:36 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

 


 
Are you okay? I knew a guy who drank paint once, and you're sounding a bit like him.
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 19, 2005 04:11:32 PM
IP: 142.177.155.156

hey phoenyx! i got one queston do you have a cold?
WHACHING SPACE JAM
Saturday, February 19, 2005 04:10:45 PM
IP: 66.82.50.1

HEY I AHVE SEEN ANDROMEDA!!!and I liked it, well, kinda whant 2 talk about it?
WHACHING SPACE JAM
Saturday, February 19, 2005 04:08:01 PM
IP: 66.82.50.1

*runs in from meeting to drop a quote*
"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you"
-Niztchiene quote from TV series Andromeda.
*runs back out to go back to meeting*

Phoenyx
Saturday, February 19, 2005 02:34:38 PM
IP: 135.214.150.125

phoenyx! PHOENYX!!!
whaching space jam
Saturday, February 19, 2005 12:51:00 PM
IP: 66.82.50.1

have you seen pokemon the first move yet?
whaching space jam
Saturday, February 19, 2005 12:49:44 PM
IP: 66.82.50.1

you know my mom can be such a bitch some times and today is one of those days i mean really she wont let me wach my sonic ex DvD and look what she has done to me she pissed me off
waching space jam
Saturday, February 19, 2005 12:48:04 PM
IP: 66.82.50.1

hey phenix wanto talk to me? pleas?
watching space jam
Saturday, February 19, 2005 12:21:14 PM
IP: 66.82.50.1

 


 
**BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP**

**Curls up on the couch**

Kythera of Anevern
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:28:44 PM
IP: 68.232.227.135

thats our kyt, darwinism in action
Bahemut
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:26:14 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

Bah> well, the toaster polls were down, but they're back up again.
B!
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:26:00 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

**Eats the fridge**
Kythera of Anevern
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:25:35 PM
IP: 68.232.227.135

Hi Mommy! *nibbles him too*
B!
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:25:05 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

Which way does the toaster vote?
Bahemut
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:25:00 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

The fridge is for eating us?
Bahemut
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:24:29 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

Heyheyhey... No eating each other. That's what the fridge is for.

And the couch.
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:23:43 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*nibblies the Kytkyt*
Heyla folks!

B!
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:22:58 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

*Chewed on* *Fallen on* Owowow! Can't even lurk in peace... o.O
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:22:17 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

ooof!

Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:22:07 PM
IP: 209.30.43.1

**Chews on B!**
Kythera of Anevern
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:22:05 PM
IP: 68.232.227.135

*falls in on all of them*
B!
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:21:48 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

*lurkity-lurk-lurk*

Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:19:57 PM
IP: 209.30.43.1

**Chews on Arno's tail**
Kythera of Anevern
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:19:19 PM
IP: 68.232.227.135

*Lurks on the lurkers* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:17:18 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

**Lurkish**
Kythera of Anevern
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:15:12 PM
IP: 68.232.227.135

 


Frightening...

 
Rob> Yaarp!
Spike> He's getting quite scrawny because of it too.. and he refuses to fly like the mythological creature he's meant to be, so his feet are getting all hard...
He's a super-calloused fragile myth that's hexed by halitosis. ;p

B!
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:35:45 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

B!>> Hmm.... I suppose that's why Arno has such vile breath when he first wakes up then....

Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:32:05 PM
IP: 209.30.43.1

Nah, him we feed meat when he's sleeping.
Bahemut
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:29:49 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

Spike> Heck no... everything in here is carnivorous! Except Mommy, of course...
B!
Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:29:19 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

I thought the couch was the carnivore in the chatroom....

Saturday, February 19, 2005 05:28:10 PM
IP: 209.30.43.1

 


 
Wow, it took her a long time to drop all those hints eh?
Bahemut
Saturday, February 19, 2005 06:05:43 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

Spike> I bought Stormy flowers today for the first time in eight years. :-P
Whitbourne
Saturday, February 19, 2005 06:05:15 PM
IP: 156.34.93.214

 


An Arcadia related joke, for those who will get it... ;)

 
BX> Noooooo... The gargies could be down on the plains being police.

Everyone KNOWS that Ward is INFESTED With vicious criminals and such due to Arno's poor ladership!

Of course, most of the crime involves doing improper things with sheep, so nobody really cares, but regardless...

Robert
Saturday, February 19, 2005 07:23:39 PM
IP: 68.161.89.180

Arno - Well, gargoyle police would imply there are gargoyle bad guys. ;)
BrooklynX
Saturday, February 19, 2005 07:21:04 PM
IP: 67.123.141.90

 


That's reassuring

 
Don't mind the blood, I think Bx was using it to kill zombies or something...
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Sunday, February 20, 2005 03:39:04 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

*gets out a chain saw* let me help you Arno :)
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Sunday, February 20, 2005 03:36:42 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

Mascubanana> *Looks at them* Maybe I ought to get them clipped...
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, February 20, 2005 03:35:34 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno: *L*. Well I think your claws scared away the others.
mascubanana
Sunday, February 20, 2005 03:33:36 PM
IP: 160.39.105.72

Mascubanana> I was just pointing! These aren't the claws of a killer! ... Well, they are, but not like THAT. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, February 20, 2005 03:32:12 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


Kessalia, Delphine and I once entered a Narbonic contest

 
*L* Arno, you are a dragon, I doubt you have the fine dexerity to use those tiny crayons and stay within the lines ;)
TigerShard - [tigershard@gmail.com]
Sunday, February 20, 2005 04:39:36 PM
IP: 69.212.54.79

We got a colouring book. For the three of us. One colouring book. Cause Shaennon K. Garrity is evil. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, February 20, 2005 04:38:34 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Brian> No! Don't be silly! I'm saving half of it for lunch tomorrow. ;)
B!
Monday, February 21, 2005 12:24:10 AM
IP: 63.230.193.140

um... you ate a fullsize pickup? oO
Brian - [Shendu42@hotmail.com]
Monday, February 21, 2005 12:23:21 AM
IP: 205.238.242.87

Brian> No, actually, right now, I'm full of '84 Ford 4x4.
B!
Monday, February 21, 2005 12:22:41 AM
IP: 63.230.193.140

no your the one full of bologna:p
Brian - [Shendu42@hotmail.com]
Monday, February 21, 2005 12:21:09 AM
IP: 205.238.242.87

Rilly? *snorfles* I thought I smelled lunchmeat on you...
B!
Monday, February 21, 2005 12:20:28 AM
IP: 63.230.193.140

bologna
Brian - [Shendu42@hotmail.com]
Monday, February 21, 2005 12:19:53 AM
IP: 205.238.242.87

I am so! I'm just small for my height! *sniffle*
B!
Monday, February 21, 2005 12:19:25 AM
IP: 63.230.193.140

your silly. your a gargoyle not a dragon
Brian - [Shendu42@hotmail.com]
Monday, February 21, 2005 12:18:38 AM
IP: 205.238.242.87

 


I'm not sure what the cat-spam WAS, but...

~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~


 
Dannanannanannanannanannanananna CAT-SPAM!

Tuesday, February 22, 2005 04:25:23 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

cat spam! *lol*

Tuesday, February 22, 2005 04:22:57 PM
IP: 216.126.76.60

See, now that cat-spam has got the meow mix commercial stuck in my head....
BrooksBabe
Tuesday, February 22, 2005 04:22:48 PM
IP: 130.63.176.237

Hmm.. Cat-spam.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005 04:21:48 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

 


 
Can anyone answer this little math problem for me? ;)




A train leaves Boston at 30 miles per hour heading west. At the same time a horse and cart leaves Kathmandu at 2 miles per hour and heads north. If light is both a particle and a wave, and evil is merely a state of mind, what time of day does the horse and cart run over the kitten tied up in the sack?

Daermon
Tuesday, February 22, 2005 04:35:49 PM
IP: 68.54.246.130

 


Ah, chemists...

 
Deeboo> Maybe I mant Whittle? O.o

Though the instrument I use IS called an ICP... Say it aloud... ;>

Robert
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:19:02 PM
IP: 68.161.128.49

Rob> You widdle at work? Eeewww...

Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:16:11 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

BX> No no no! why aren't you at SCHOOL?!? Or WORK?? You know, widdling away the hours with pointless toil?? ;>
Robert
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:14:57 PM
IP: 68.161.128.49

 


 
Deeboo> *whispers* *gestures at Arno* This would be mildly disturbing if I ever paid any attention to what Arno said NORMALLY... ;>
Robert
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:32:37 PM
IP: 68.161.128.49

Robert> Voel je je wel helemaal lekker? Heb je geen dampen ingeademd op je werk? ;)

Beedoo!> Wakirimasen?
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:31:57 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Shloofenhagen! Artenshloss Frankenooten!

Hey, I can make up funky words as well as the next guy! ;>

Robert
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:31:10 PM
IP: 68.161.128.49

Wakarimasen!!

Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:29:44 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

Robert> ... Nee, dat slaat nergens op, ben ik bang... *l*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:28:05 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Beedoo!> Ah, jij begrijpt me tenminste! ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:27:34 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno> Erooo? Iche Eine Un Berliner? O.o
Robert
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:27:25 PM
IP: 68.161.128.49

BrooklynX> I zei goedenavond. Hoezo? o.O

Robert> Uh, bedankt? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:27:06 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Goodevening to you too, Mommy! *looks at clock* Sorta...

Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:26:55 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

Arno - What did you just say? O_o
BrooklynX
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:24:45 PM
IP: 67.123.141.90

Heya Arno! Guesentite! ;>
Robert
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:24:23 PM
IP: 68.161.128.49

Goedenavond! :)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:23:23 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


 
BX> Firehose is a misnomer. It should more accurately be called a WATER hose.

_I_ was highly disappointed by that fact, let me tell you!

Robert
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:33:42 PM
IP: 68.161.128.49

Arno - Don't make me get out the fire hose....
BrooklynX
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:32:03 PM
IP: 67.123.141.90

 


 
Ithy> Not per see.. But I have a tanker truck full of napalm, which is ALMOST as good as a plan. ;>
Robert
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:42:17 PM
IP: 68.161.128.49

Robert> *eyes him* Do you have a plan? ;)
Ithica
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:40:24 PM
IP: 68.155.246.23

Ithy>*whispers* *looking at Arno and Deeboo and the rest* You know.. If we kill all of them, we'll have blessed silence... ;>
Robert
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:39:09 PM
IP: 68.161.128.49

ARno> Sore wa...himitsu desu. ;)
B!
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:36:57 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

Beedoo!> What betekent 'wakarimasen'? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:34:58 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Rob> Sou da, ne?
B!
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 01:34:24 PM
IP: 63.230.193.140

 


It's an old joke, but...

 
*looks at arno* WHY DO YOU NEED TO BARROW HIS CARRAIGE?!?
*points at BX*
Bahemut
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:55:26 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

*Looks shocked at arno* YOU"RE BLEEDING?!? GET A BANDAGE YOU SILLY TWIT!
Bahemut
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:53:56 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

BrooklynX> DO you know anything about hearing damage? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:52:57 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Bahemut> *Blinks* *Puts a talon on top of his head to hold him still, and moves his beak inches from his ear* ... Can you hear me? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:52:41 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

STOP MUMBLING!
Bahemut
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:51:07 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

*Blinks at arno* WHAT ABOUT CABLES?!?
Bahemut
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:50:52 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

Bahemut> *Makes hushing motions* Sssh, no need to shout. We'll get in trouble with the neighbours. ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:50:17 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*looks up a arno, his hair all blown back and disheveled*

WHAT?!?
Bahemut
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:49:40 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

Bahemut> *Blinkblinkblink* ... Thank you. Er... You okay? *l*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:48:21 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*in the middle of the last phrase, he hits th mute button so arno is screaming at him for no reason, and making him fall over with teh force of his shout.*
Bahemut
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:45:03 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

Bahemut> *Screams at him, a huge face only inches away from him* CAN! YOU! TURN! IT! DOWN! A! TAD!? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 02:43:44 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


 
SRS> Oh, very nice! *gnaw gnaw gnaw slurp*
Vig
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 04:15:08 PM
IP: 65.99.187.250

Greetings Brian! How's Amy's leg?
Stephen Sobotka Jr.
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 04:11:41 PM
IP: 68.207.180.103

 


 
This lady really is nuts. Now she is blaming her last abduction by the aliens on the bill. Does she honestly think I'm gonna give a credit bc the aliens used her fon. It's her fault that she let them use it in the first place.
Phoenyx
Thursday, February 24, 2005 12:29:40 PM
IP: 135.214.150.125

 


Filk time!

 
I've been playing too much Windows pinball....

Pinball Lizard

Ever since she was a hatchling,
She stalked that silver ball,
From Flagstaff down to Phoenix,
she must've ate them all.
That's why you'll never see her
raiding musty Viking halls...
That green scaly dragon
Sure preys a mean pinball!

You can tell she's on her way here;
just listen for the screams.
You wouldn't think a reptile
would like pinball machines...
Plays just like a human,
but with wings and fangs and claws,
That green Beedoo!dragon
Sure plays a mean pinball!

She's a pinball lizard!
Just watch that tail twitch!
A pinball lizard,
comes straight out of a myth...

Why do you think she does it? I don't know!
Does she think it's food?

Sure attacks the tables,
eats all the buzzers and bells.
Watch her eyes a'flashin',
Snorts fire as hot as Hell,
But if she ever breaks it,
she'll just eat it all.
That green skinny dragon
Sure kills a mean pinball!

I thought she'd steal
the riches of a king,
But she just wants
that shiny pretty thing!

Passed up gold for silver,
Don't care how high she scored,
She just wants to catch it
and add it to her hoarde,
Always cheers Arcadia;
thinks it's an amusement hall,
That big stupid lizard
Just ate the last pinball!

B!
Friday, February 25, 2005 11:05:05 AM
IP: 63.230.193.140