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MARCH 1ST - MARCH 31ST 2005

The logs, as is done in Station 8 Gargoyles chat, should be read from bottom to top. That is, in every block the conversation starts at the bottom and ends at the top. The blocks themselves are chronologically ordered from top to bottom. Confused yet?

 
Writing mock computer code? O.o

Hey! Code! Your programmer edits you funny! Is that a semicolon, or did your compiler throw up? C++? You're morelike C--!

Robert
Tuesday, March 1, 2005 01:29:21 PM
IP: 68.161.122.181

Mas - *L* Oh, feeling a little cruddy at the moment. And trying to write some mock computer code. You?
BrooklynX
Tuesday, March 1, 2005 12:36:59 PM
IP: 69.105.200.239

 


 
Phx> Sorry. Want a cracker?
B!
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 03:35:33 PM
IP: 65.103.200.113

Bee> *Screeches* Hey!!!!!
Phoenyx - [Bird Girl]
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 03:33:42 PM
IP: 65.185.156.58

Arno> *clambers out* No, I'm good. Kinda used to it. *l* *looks at Phx on his shoulder* Add an eyepatch and you'd look like a pirate! ;D
B!
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 03:31:58 PM
IP: 65.103.200.113

 


Yes. A girl scrunching you is a lot more mundane

~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~


 
B!: ahhh... *laughs* That would have been different, a girl feeling me.
Phoenyx Scott Mercure - [smercure@charter.net]
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 08:45:01 PM
IP: 68.191.253.232

Scott> Well, I had to come up with a verb that wasn't 'feel'. Reaching in to feel you... that'd land an Arno-quote for sure. *l*
B!
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 08:44:13 PM
IP: 65.103.200.113

*scrunches Scott's shoulder* Hmm... ya know, he DOES feel like popcorn!
B!
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 08:40:52 PM
IP: 65.103.200.113

<chuckles> What, Scott, come on! We're nae gettin' any yoonger, lad! <walks around on a cane, joints popping like popcorn> Ooo, me lumbago... curse ye devil ailment!
Stephen Sobotka Jr.
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 08:39:38 PM
IP: 68.207.180.103

*chokes on his soda* Speak for yourself, Stephen. :D
Phoenyx Scott Mercure - [smercure@charter.net]
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 08:37:15 PM
IP: 68.191.253.232

*feels like popcorn* mmmmmm
Phoenyx Scott Mercure - [smercure@charter.net]
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 08:36:52 PM
IP: 68.191.253.232

BB - Well, understandible... sometimes us old warhorses can't compair to the young stallions, I guess...
Stephen Sobotka Jr.
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 08:36:35 PM
IP: 68.207.180.103

 


 
Arno> You've maimed COUNTLESS OTHERS! *gestures at a poor guy in the corner in agged clothes with no legs, holding a sign that says "My NAme is Countless Others, and I was maimed by a clumsy black dragon.. Please Help!" The can next to him has a few coins, a very old looking shunk of cheese, and a few less identifiable objects in it* ;>
Robert
Saturday, March 5, 2005 11:06:10 AM
IP: 68.161.134.249

Robert> Oh come on, you know none of that is my fault! And who did I MAIM? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, March 5, 2005 11:04:26 AM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno> Let's see.. you've killed ME. . Killed BX (not that he wasn't probably ALREADY dead, being a zombie and what not, but regardless) Now you're assaulted Deeboo.. and maimed COUNTLESS others...
Robert
Saturday, March 5, 2005 11:02:45 AM
IP: 68.161.134.249

 


 
You know, I've never been broken up with. *nod nod* I just have a way with women! *nods*

Erm.. MEaning that they stay away from me. O.o *lol*

Wait.. Wait.. there WAS that girl in rade school whoe broke up with me.. YEsss..Yesss I remember you. . Michele... SomethingOrOther! Yessss! And one day, I shall have my REVENGE UPON YOU! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*coughs a few times* *shakes his head* Erm.. where was I? ;>

Robert
Saturday, March 5, 2005 11:10:21 AM
IP: 68.161.134.249

 


 
Bark! Bark! Woof! Woof!
Dogs are so unrepresented in this room. It's always Dragons, Cows, cats and Gargoyles-with the occasional wolf. It's Discrimination I tell you! ^_~


Sunday, March 6, 2005 12:18:18 PM
IP: 69.196.243.7

 


That's right, welcome the newcomers...

 
Shara> actually, we're mean and evil and vindictive, but we try to put up a good front to lure victims in.. ;)
B!
Monday, March 7, 2005 01:34:28 AM
IP: 65.103.200.113

 


 
I hate to leave on such a note as armpit magic, but I have to work in eight hours...
odd sight
Monday, March 7, 2005 01:42:47 AM
IP: 207.177.25.32

The year is 1997 and war has broken out. Too many people are getting pissed at each other over religion, philosophy, and racial equality among other things. However, one major dilemma pales in comparison to all of these ills....

BODY ODOR!

No matter who you are, your body contributes to the stink that is humanity. It is that pungent fragrance that binds all people, no matter where they come from, who they worship, or who or what they go to bed with. Unfortunately, no one could see this simple truth and the world was thrown into a state of total turmoil...

After many months of bloodshed and millions of lives taken, the leaders of the world have come to the conclusion that the human race is hopelessly lost and decide to press the BIG RED BUTTON. With tears in their eyes, the people that control the world call forth their thermonuclear warheads and wipe out all life on the planet. Their dying thoughts are “Why, oh why couldn’t we smell just a little bit better?” All of the centuries of progress mankind has made, lost forever....

Does this seem just a little bit far-fetched? Perhaps, but do YOU want to take any chances on the fate of all life as we know it?

ARMPIT MAGIC
The Personal Deodorant That Saves the World from Doom

A message of peace and love from your friends at Lobzug Pharmaceuticals
The Makers of Chia Enema and Mr. Morphine Children’s Cough Suppressant

Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith @ adelphia.net]
Monday, March 7, 2005 01:39:55 AM
IP: 69.170.218.207

 


 
Shara> *bows* Delighted. I am the Lady Ki'`ersten Beedoo! Cri'ath Lyn Radosevich, Draco de las 'Strellas, Queen of Insanity.
B!
Monday, March 7, 2005 01:58:03 AM
IP: 65.103.200.113

DE> *nodnod* It isn't just one of your holiday games...
B!
Monday, March 7, 2005 01:56:24 AM
IP: 65.103.200.113

B!> Hmmm(scratches head confused) Hehe just one name in this fandom Shara mordinae. It's a first and last name. Yes I am wierd.
Shara
Monday, March 7, 2005 01:56:01 AM
IP: 209.179.202.49

B> Well, the naming of Shara's a difficult matter...
DE
Monday, March 7, 2005 01:55:42 AM
IP: 168.28.237.131

*looks down at Shara's earlier post* You poor thing.. you only have two names??
B!
Monday, March 7, 2005 01:54:49 AM
IP: 65.103.200.113

 


 
B! - Yeah, but I like being able to see where I'm going.... ;)
BrooklynX
Monday, March 7, 2005 02:04:34 AM
IP: 69.105.200.239

BX> *ominously* Embrace the dark side!!
B!
Monday, March 7, 2005 02:04:00 AM
IP: 65.103.200.113

 


 
Hmmmm.. Navel oranges are neither ocean going, nor do they resemble one's bellybutton. . But like sea worthy vessels, they ARE difficult to put a hole in with your finger, so that you may peel them...
Robert
Monday, March 7, 2005 05:02:08 PM
IP: 68.160.198.231

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Tonight on "Sex and The Single Humanoid"... we explore the subjects of sensuality in Ancient Egypt and their influence on modern society.

Tune in tonight for "Anhk If You're Horny!" or "Not Tonight, It's my Pyramid!"...

Stephen Sobotka Jr.
Monday, March 7, 2005 08:10:45 PM
IP: 68.207.180.103

 


And we were using DE's directions to her favourite pancake house too...

 
DE> I've focused my energy on terrorizing him and confusing him...that past-time is old. NOW I can make fun of stupid stuff he's done in the past...and there's plenty of it, so I will be well entertained. ;)

Saturday, March 12, 2005 04:50:57 PM
IP: 205.188.116.197

Brem> Yes! You know, you could have made fun of him for this for the last three or so years. *nods* I know I have.
DE
Saturday, March 12, 2005 04:49:31 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

DE> But wait, wait....*L* He was with you, and you two got lost? I'm going to make so much fun of him now...*L*

Saturday, March 12, 2005 04:48:53 PM
IP: 205.188.116.197

Brem (?)> Yes. He got poor little foreign me lost in the big scary city of Amsterdam *sniff* Heartless jerk.
DE
Saturday, March 12, 2005 04:48:09 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

DE> *LOL*! Did you really?? He got lost??

Saturday, March 12, 2005 04:47:26 PM
IP: 205.188.116.197

Nonono, you get lost with Arno in his OWN COUNTRY!
DE
Saturday, March 12, 2005 04:46:50 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

 


Discussing entrances

 
*looks up* wow, so you did ^_^
hey brook

odd sight - [No, I look odd]
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:32:33 PM
IP: 207.177.25.32

Odd > The hole I created in the ceiling.
BrooksBabe - [You look odd]
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:31:36 PM
IP: 64.228.49.95

hey BB whats up?
odd sight
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:30:59 PM
IP: 207.177.25.32

BX > Stop giving Arno credit for damage I've caused!!!
BrooksBabe - [You look odd]
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:29:14 PM
IP: 64.228.49.95

Arno - You're the one who put it there.
BrooklynX
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:28:08 PM
IP: 63.204.73.124

Arno > But going feet-first will make a smaller hole...
BrooksBabe - [You look odd]
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:27:16 PM
IP: 64.228.49.95

BrooksBabe> Hmm... I see... *Ponders* *Looks at her* Won't that still break the roof though? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:26:32 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno > Of course there's a right way to fall through.. it requires going through feet-first... I kinda fell in on my side...
BrooksBabe - [You look odd]
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:25:54 PM
IP: 64.228.49.95

 


 
Arno>> well almost that tired, I thought I'd tone it down a little :)
odd sight - [No, I look odd]
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:44:52 PM
IP: 207.177.25.32

Odd Sight> Good grief. That tired, huh? o.O
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:42:13 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

brook>I'm tired, I'm tired of the place I live, tired of where I work, tired from not getting enough sleep, I need too live a little, go on an adventure, sell everything I own to buy a boat or a plane and move to south america where I will start a new life as Capt. Coconut Jones, dashing adventurer and world traveler extrodinare.. so how are you?
hey arno ^_^
hi dan

odd sight - [No, I look odd]
Saturday, March 12, 2005 05:40:44 PM
IP: 207.177.25.32

 


 
brook: no no, i meant shag crapet, um sorry bout that
dan
Saturday, March 12, 2005 06:22:25 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

Dan - ....

I'll pass.... O_o

BrooklynX
Saturday, March 12, 2005 06:21:50 PM
IP: 63.204.73.124

brook: shag?
dan
Saturday, March 12, 2005 06:21:10 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

Arno - I'm more kind to the rugs than you are. Besides, I don't leave talon holes in the carpet. ;)
BrooklynX
Saturday, March 12, 2005 06:20:43 PM
IP: 63.204.73.124

 


Er...

 
bb: i'm not to sure, i think he got there when i visited gnome valley in my fridge
dan - [um i'm over here]
Sunday, March 13, 2005 08:33:15 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

Dan > A gnome? How'd that get there?
BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Sunday, March 13, 2005 08:31:42 PM
IP: 64.228.49.166

bb: i'm good, that and i have a strange gnome hovering above me:(
dan - [um i'm over here]
Sunday, March 13, 2005 08:30:21 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Whit>> Huh... the way you were going on about them, you'd think they were some new kind of aphrodisiac.
Spike
Sunday, March 13, 2005 10:50:26 PM
IP: 68.93.252.202

Baby carrots are the best invention ever because...well...they just are.
Whitbourne
Sunday, March 13, 2005 10:49:31 PM
IP: 142.177.159.57

What the difference between a pile of dead baby carrots and a Ford Malabu?

I actually have a pile of dead baby carrots in my garage.
Bahemut
Sunday, March 13, 2005 10:48:14 PM
IP: 24.118.93.109

*still wants to know why baby carrots are the best invention ever* Eating baby carrots-baby carrot murderer!! After all Carrot juice is murder too ^_~
Wingless - [<how to magically fold a shirt]
Sunday, March 13, 2005 10:46:11 PM
IP: 69.196.243.7

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Brook> God doesn't like people who play videogames *nods* It's a secret they didn't write down in the bible.
DE
Sunday, March 13, 2005 10:55:11 PM
IP: 168.28.237.131

 


Ouch!

 
BB> Ohh, all right... *wraps up one of the red towels and mops up some of the water from the floor* *then rattails her with it* ;D

Monday, March 14, 2005 12:41:12 AM
IP: 63.226.25.80

B! > I'm not a bull you know. Red doesn't anger me
BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Monday, March 14, 2005 12:39:40 AM
IP: 64.228.49.166

BB> *dances around* Yay for violence! Yay for violence! *waves red things in front of her*

Monday, March 14, 2005 12:38:47 AM
IP: 63.226.25.80

BX > *growls* You're starting to bring out my violent side...
BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Monday, March 14, 2005 12:37:23 AM
IP: 64.228.49.166

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
B!> Thanks for brining that up. Many have questions about Vrrtkkt but few are brave enough to ask. Therefore, let me tell you of the wonders of Vrrtkkt and the blessings he brings to us all....
Daermon
Monday, March 14, 2005 12:46:31 AM
IP: 68.54.246.130

Daer> Vrrtkkt?

Monday, March 14, 2005 12:43:33 AM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


Yeah!

 
BB> Oh, us morons in here aren't good enough for you? ;)

Monday, March 14, 2005 03:04:32 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

Maybe I should clear things up.. I didn't mean here as in this room.. I meant here as in the people on campus...
BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Monday, March 14, 2005 03:02:42 PM
IP: 130.63.176.180

Hey Arno! No... I have a violent side.. and the morons here like to bring it out....
BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Monday, March 14, 2005 03:01:11 PM
IP: 130.63.176.180

Hi BrooksBabe. Why? Show and tell? o.O
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Monday, March 14, 2005 03:00:03 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

B! > It is.. if I could bring it and not get in trouble for having it.... there would be a lot of people going home bruised...
BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Monday, March 14, 2005 02:59:38 PM
IP: 130.63.176.180

BB> I thought that was illegal most places!

Monday, March 14, 2005 02:58:05 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

*stomps in*
I SERIOUSLY need to bring my beating stick with me to school....

BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Monday, March 14, 2005 02:57:18 PM
IP: 130.63.176.180

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
all her chair family came, the leather chairs smoked cigars all night, ew
dan
Monday, February 14, 2005 10:33:51 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

yah
dan
Monday, February 14, 2005 10:32:52 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

such a pretty name for a chair
Rave - [Phoenix_fireball@hotmail.com]
Monday, February 14, 2005 10:32:32 PM
IP: 67.71.43.129

her name is shelley
dan
Monday, February 14, 2005 10:31:28 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

i already did, at the church of st christiana
dan
Monday, February 14, 2005 10:31:11 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

really? do you love it enough to marry it?
Rave - [Phoenix_fireball@hotmail.com]
Monday, February 14, 2005 10:29:33 PM
IP: 67.71.43.129

hmm, i love my chair
dan
Monday, February 14, 2005 10:29:11 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

 


Yikes...

 
Arno> well, no.. he hasn't used it yet.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005 02:14:08 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

Beedoo!> ... *Sits down* ... Shouldn't there be a lot of blood squirting about then?
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 16, 2005 02:13:13 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno> Hi Mommy! Robby erased BX's tail, so I drew him a new one. ;)

Wednesday, March 16, 2005 02:11:46 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


 
Arno> But it's so cool-looking! I mean, it has dual chrome exhaust pipes and everything!

Wednesday, March 16, 2005 02:18:50 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


 
Short reenaction of last night:
*Whap! Whap! Whap!* Mother F**king..*whack! Whap! Wham!*


Wednesday, March 16, 2005 03:36:30 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

BX> Sarah left some of her woolen hats and blankets and things from Kyrgistan out.. moths got in them, now the house is kinda crawling with them. I killed a whole bunch of them last night, though... so now that i know where they like to be, I can kill more of them before you get here...

Wednesday, March 16, 2005 03:30:08 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


The physics of morality

 
ARno> Well, it's like physics... there's potential evil, ie, the time when you're not doing evil, and there's kinetic evil, or evil in motion. okay?

Wednesday, March 16, 2005 03:32:30 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Mmm... mothkabobs...

Wednesday, March 16, 2005 04:13:23 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

Beedoo!> Well, you could probably make a good lunch out of that... ;)
Arno - [SLOW Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 16, 2005 04:12:14 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno> No, I'm just insecticidal. ;)

Wednesday, March 16, 2005 04:01:52 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

Beedoo!> ... You're a serial killer! o.O
Arno - [SLOW Great black dragon]
Wednesday, March 16, 2005 04:00:48 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

arno> Eeeww...
Kill total last night: approx 15 moths.
Kill total thisafternoon: 4 moths. 2 moths whacked away by badminton reflex. Status, unknown. Casualty of one gnat who just happened to incur my wrath by existing.


Wednesday, March 16, 2005 04:00:00 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Abe > That just wakes me up more. I mean, wouldn't you just wanna see a bunch of gargoyle-winged sheep go by? How could you not watch?
BrooksBabe
Saturday, March 19, 2005 01:58:34 AM
IP: 64.228.109.126

BrooksBabe> Not sure, try counting little gargoyle-winged sheep? ;)
Abram WinterSmith - [wintersmith @ adelphia.net]
Saturday, March 19, 2005 01:57:31 AM
IP: 69.170.218.207

*cloaks wings and thinks* Now how the heck am I gonna get sleepy again?
BrooksBabe
Saturday, March 19, 2005 01:54:37 AM
IP: 64.228.109.126

 


 
*sheep divide into teams and STEAL the ladders*

Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:45:12 PM
IP: 68.93.240.95

*Shee rushes into room telling the sheep all about Arno in sheep language*
*Sheep blink at him because Shee speaks with a Dutch accent*


Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:44:04 PM
IP: 68.93.240.95

*herds a flock of sheep into the room directly under Arno*
Here you go... soft and fluffy.


Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:42:20 PM
IP: 68.93.240.95

Dan> *Now holding two ladders not designed to hold anything near his weight or size* Er... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:42:09 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno: I don't know:( *hands arno a made in america ladder*
dan
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:39:59 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

Dan> *Pause* *Squints at the sides* Why are you giving me an ancient Egyptian ladder?
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:39:30 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

arno: i'm not sure, the writing on the side is in heirogylphic
dan
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:38:47 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

Dan> *Is huge* *Ladder not quite so* Er... *Tuyrns the ladder in his claws a few times* What do I... Do? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:37:27 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*hands arno a ladder*
dan
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:36:16 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

*Mildly flails, trying to keep his balance* Why did I think this was a good idea? Help me down please! ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:35:25 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Beuh... The blood's rushing to my head... *Rafter creak dangerously* And no hoard to drop on when I fall... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:30:42 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*pictures Arno hanging the rafters like the king dragon from "Guards, Guards!"*

Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:28:19 PM
IP: 68.93.240.95

*Hangs around*
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:25:19 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


And then things got worse somehow...

 
Spike> *Cringes* They're not the only ones... *Tries to wipe the gunk off his back* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:55:30 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

You know, Arno, the Scottish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Sheep is gonna be all over you now....

Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:53:11 PM
IP: 68.93.240.95

Wow. Sturdy sheep. o.O

*Rolls off, let's go of the sheep hearder and crawls to his corner before he breaks anything else* My back's sticky... o.O
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:52:53 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*moans and baas from beneath Arno's great weight*

Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:51:32 PM
IP: 68.93.240.95

arno: tickle his belly to calm him down
dan
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:50:43 PM
IP: 68.42.18.157

Gah! *The rafters give way to his weight* *37 sheep are there to soften his fall*

<Ker-SPLAT!>
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:50:43 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*Now holding a sheephearder, who promptly starts screaming at him in wild panic* No! No! Wait! I'm not gonna-- I'm a-- Stop screaming, please!
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:49:37 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

One wooly adventure after the other!

Sunday, March 20, 2005 04:49:21 PM
IP: 68.93.240.95

 


That's right! That's exactly it...

~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~


 
OMG!!!! The dishwasher died and spat out B!
Lurking Fish
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:12:12 PM
IP: 205.250.217.92

Just the attack of the killer appliances. ;)
Vertigo1
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:11:53 PM
IP: 66.119.34.53

WAK! *erases color* erh.. no one saw that...
B!
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:11:39 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

*falls in* Hey Folks. Whatta goin' on?
B!
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:11:09 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

HURRRK! BLeehhh...*door opens and spills suds out all over the floor*
dishwasher
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:07:37 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
This has just taken a turn for the worse...
B!
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:51:15 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

"Tonight on Jerry....monsters with glowing eyes, and the furnature that hate them!"
Vertigo1
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:51:03 PM
IP: 66.119.34.53

"Tonight, on Jerry..."
B!
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:49:49 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

"Sex with furniture. What do you think?"
BrooklynX
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:49:26 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

*is being slurped by a couch* Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Shara
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:48:49 PM
IP: 209.179.210.37

Shara> *slurps her* *leaves her covered in lint*
couch 3.0
Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:47:56 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


 
BX> well, now the girls will all sya what a hott butt you've got...
B!
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:22:42 AM
IP: 63.226.25.80

*grabs the fire extinguisher and sprays BX*
Vertigo1
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:22:39 AM
IP: 66.119.34.53

*runs around screaming* My ass is on fire!
BrooklynX
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:22:16 AM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Ack! I meant insult!!! Bloody typos...
BrooksBabe
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:11:22 AM
IP: 64.228.49.77

BX > Stop throwing good food around! It's an inslut!
BrooksBabe
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:11:02 AM
IP: 64.228.49.77

 


~~~ Submitted by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Night BB.. but pray tell, what kind of "get off" are you planning on getting? ;)

B!> *groans*

Lurking Fish
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:28:56 AM
IP: 205.250.217.92

Gah! I meant food!
BrooksBabe
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:28:13 AM
IP: 64.228.49.77

Well, I'm off to get some off, and then I'm hittin' the sack....
BrooksBabe
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:27:59 AM
IP: 64.228.49.77

 


I don't even know who this Funkatron is

 
Well, it kindof goes without saying. With the name and all. And the constant use of the word "funk".
The Funkatron
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:55:49 AM
IP: 142.176.58.102

Figured. :)
CIA Student
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:54:20 AM
IP: 70.33.98.106

Funk, obviously.
The Funkatron
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:53:08 AM
IP: 142.176.58.102

Sure, Funk. What kinda music?
CIA Student
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:52:38 AM
IP: 70.33.98.106

Does anybody want to dance? Funkify a the place up a bit?
The Funkatron
Monday, March 21, 2005 12:51:45 AM
IP: 142.176.58.102

 


 
or is this some rp thing... where you're the Transformer that turns into a disco ball?
CIA Student
Monday, March 21, 2005 01:10:50 AM
IP: 70.33.98.106

Dude there's still rollerdiscos? That's pretty cool.
CIA Student
Monday, March 21, 2005 01:09:00 AM
IP: 70.33.98.106

Thats like, anytime I'm at a rollerdisco, everyone wants me to funk it up. They're all like, "Funkatron! FUNKIFY IT MAN!" And I'm like naaaah.
Cause, you know, I don't wanna show off.

The Funkatron
Monday, March 21, 2005 01:06:59 AM
IP: 142.176.58.102

one minute they see you chatting online, next thing they have you do everything tehcnical. LOL
CIA Student
Monday, March 21, 2005 01:04:02 AM
IP: 70.33.98.106

I'm here... just updating my dad's iTunes... I'm the Lexington in my family
CIA Student
Monday, March 21, 2005 01:02:21 AM
IP: 70.33.98.106

 


 
So I'm going to have to ask you to put your pants back on.
The Funkatron
Monday, March 21, 2005 01:25:08 AM
IP: 142.176.58.102

No Ma'am. I don't engage in cybersex, and I find this highly offensive.
The Funkatron
Monday, March 21, 2005 01:22:42 AM
IP: 142.176.58.102

U trying to pick me up? LOL
CIA Student
Monday, March 21, 2005 01:20:36 AM
IP: 70.33.98.106

Not really though. I just say that one to pick up funkettes at the funky places.
The Funkatron
Monday, March 21, 2005 01:18:47 AM
IP: 142.176.58.102

I am, the living messiah, of the great god Funkho. I, The Funkatron, has been brought on earth to bring back it's funk levels to a desired state for Him.
The Funkatron
Monday, March 21, 2005 01:17:32 AM
IP: 142.176.58.102

 


Arno-cooties!

 
*manages to squirm away* >_< cooties!
Chikaze
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 01:44:17 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

Chikaze> *Quiets down* *Starts to purr as his grip loosens* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 01:41:03 AM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*starts to gnaw her own leg off*
Chikaze
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 01:38:43 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

*Wriggles uncomfortably in his sleep as his teddy bear seems to make a fuss* *Mumbles more* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 01:38:04 AM
IP: 80.56.32.10

O_O NOOOO....*writhes*
Chikaze
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 01:36:24 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

Chikaze> *Stretches out an arm in his sleep as she collects the drool, mumbles something incoherently and presses her agains his face, like a teddy bear* *Sleeps* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 01:34:52 AM
IP: 80.56.32.10

*bottles some of Arno's drool* this should fetch a pretty penny on the black market.. >_>
Chikaze
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 01:32:04 AM
IP: 69.161.2.185

*Snoozes in the corner* *Also, drools in his sleep* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 01:30:04 AM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


Kind of what?

 
it's kind of impissible these days....
Anonymous
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 11:20:43 AM
IP: 68.42.18.157

yo you know where i can download gargoyles
Anonymous
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 10:03:54 AM
IP: 24.70.95.203

 


 
BX> Yeah, quit being so violent! *punches*

Friday, March 25, 2005 01:56:26 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

Hey BX!

No violence today, aright?

BrooksBabe - [<<- new story]
Friday, March 25, 2005 01:55:37 PM
IP: 64.228.109.108

*beats the crap out of the nameslot* they know who I am!

Friday, March 25, 2005 01:53:16 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

*dangles* Harroo?
Anonymous
Friday, March 25, 2005 01:52:36 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


It was fine, really. Most of the time. ;)

 
*Makes mental note not to distract Beedoo! while in the car* ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, March 25, 2005 02:08:09 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

BX> *grabs him but eh ankles and whacks him against the wall a few times*

Friday, March 25, 2005 02:07:59 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

B! - Oweth! *rubs head*

Arno - *L* More like when she's pointing to things, she drifts into on coming traffic. Or tries to run a red light. ;)

BrooklynX
Friday, March 25, 2005 02:04:21 PM
IP: 67.123.143.88

BrooklynX> Why? Does she aim for pedestrians? o.O
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, March 25, 2005 02:03:31 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

BX> Shut up! *whangs with a pan*

Friday, March 25, 2005 02:02:48 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

Arno - When you go to visit B!, make sure to watch where she is driving. ;)
BrooklynX
Friday, March 25, 2005 02:02:15 PM
IP: 67.123.143.88

 


Eh?

 
BX> well, you left it.. you obviously weren't going to eat it.

Friday, March 25, 2005 02:59:53 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

B! - You ate my brain?!? Why?!?
BrooklynX
Friday, March 25, 2005 02:59:17 PM
IP: 67.123.143.88

Arno> BX's brain? Oh yes, it was delish!

Friday, March 25, 2005 02:58:41 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80

 


Sadly, I forgot what the stupid thing was

 
Arno > I was a kid! I didn't want a challenge, I just wanted to do something stupid.
BrooksBabe - [<<- new story]
Friday, March 25, 2005 03:41:20 PM
IP: 64.228.109.108

BrooksBabe> But, where's the challenge? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, March 25, 2005 03:40:32 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno > That I wouldn't know. I've only done it when there were no people coming down.
BrooksBabe - [<<- new story]
Friday, March 25, 2005 03:37:19 PM
IP: 64.228.109.108

BrooksBabe> Especially when you get to dodge the people coming down... ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Friday, March 25, 2005 03:35:56 PM
IP: 80.56.32.10

Arno > True. Very true. And fun! :)
BrooksBabe - [<<- new story]
Friday, March 25, 2005 03:33:30 PM
IP: 64.228.109.108

 


Awwww...

 
*leaves easter hugs for Onar* ;)

*and a bottle of cyanide with some pretty ribbon that says "Dragons like the taste of me!"*

MAui
Friday, March 25, 2005 06:11:16 PM
IP: 69.196.195.93

 


Right on!

 
BB> arno's usually nicer. and Bee cares, she cares weirdly, but she cares.
Arno> *blinks* Erm...

Phoenyx - [gargie girl]
Saturday, March 26, 2005 05:42:15 PM
IP: 135.214.150.125

Phoenyx > All dragons are heartless... Arno's just a big liar :)
BrooksBabe - [<<- watching Beast Wars]
Saturday, March 26, 2005 05:41:17 PM
IP: 64.228.119.135

 


 
BB> doesn't everybody have that?
Phoenyx - [gargie girl]
Saturday, March 26, 2005 06:48:52 PM
IP: 135.214.150.125

Phoenyx > Healing fire? I don't have any of that...
BrooksBabe - [<<- watching Beast Wars]
Saturday, March 26, 2005 06:48:07 PM
IP: 64.228.119.135

BB> Bumps? I don't understand how you can get bumps. You just heal yourself with some healing fire, no problem.
Phoenyx - [gargie girl]
Saturday, March 26, 2005 06:47:08 PM
IP: 135.214.150.125

 


~~~ Submited by Beedoo! ~~~

 
Fish is dirty... Fish needs to get wet!
BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:53:39 AM
IP: 64.228.119.135

oh BABY! ;)
Lurking Fish
Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:50:27 AM
IP: 205.250.217.92

Get Fish wet! Fish wants to get wet!

... that sounded wrong....

BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:50:14 AM
IP: 64.228.119.135

Woohoo! Fish likes to get wet! :D
Lurking Fish
Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:48:44 AM
IP: 205.250.217.92

*hides behind Fish*
BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:48:05 AM
IP: 64.228.119.135

Of course you don't. Why would you want to get an innocent girl like me cold and wet? *practically running backwards*
BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:46:52 AM
IP: 64.228.119.135

oh, don't I? *moves faster and closer, knowing he'll never catch her but maybe dousing her from a distance...if he can aim well enough-gets ready to fling the contents of the pitcher*
- [grrrr, cant find a disc he needs for tomorrow. *sigh*]
Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:45:14 AM
IP: 70.28.12.78

Now Wingless, you don't want to be doing that.. *backs up*
BrooksBabe - [cute but psycho]
Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:42:05 AM
IP: 64.228.119.135

*grabs a pitcher of ice water* oh, its a response you want is it? *starts moving towards her with an evil grin*
- [grrrr, cant find a disc he needs for tomorrow. *sigh*]
Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:41:22 AM
IP: 70.28.12.78

 


Yes. Lurking Fish.

 
Arno-not to worry, we now have a bowl of water with a fish in it to put out any blazes you might start ^_~

Tuesday, March 29, 2005 12:16:56 AM
IP: 70.28.12.78

Lurking fish is a sickly color of yellow. wonder if thats a sign of chocolate deficiancy

Tuesday, March 29, 2005 12:15:00 AM
IP: 70.28.12.78

*craves chocolate*
Lurking Fish
Tuesday, March 29, 2005 12:14:01 AM
IP: 205.250.217.92

Wingless> *Mutters* I didn't set anything alight YET, did I? ;)
Arno - [Great black dragon]
Tuesday, March 29, 2005 12:13:37 AM
IP: 80.56.32.10

 


This was part of a conversation I could make head nor tails of...

 
*thinks* Is there a better way to phrase "strategically-placed but still suggestive objects"?
B!
Wednesday, March 30, 2005 02:31:52 PM
IP: 63.226.25.80