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Hi Mum. - Oh God, what have you
done to your hair? You didn't do
that yourself did you? Ah well, come
in, I'll get Thijs.
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We brought you this. - Ooh, Chardonnay.... -
And these are from the garden. - Ooh, lovely shape.
We saw these in France, The little oval
ones. Flesh tomatoes.... -
No, They're called Pommodores.
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Hi Thijs, Ca va? -
Hi, hi...
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Can you two sit down for a moment,
I've brought an envelope with me.... -
An envelope, what for? -
Yeah well, that's what I'm about to tell you. -
Oh, I'm very, very curious.
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The thing is, the envelope involves
a confession, and you have to accept
what's in the envelope if you want to hear
the confession. - Oh dear.... This confession,
whose is it? - Well, it's mine.
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So, how about it? - Yes well, I'd like
to hear the story, but I don't want.... -
....No, you'll only hear the story if you take
the envelope. Just open it first and then see
if you want it or not. - Oh God, what is all
this nonsense? Ooh, look at this....
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No, no, no, your mother doesn't want this. -
No well, actually it's got more to do with
you, Thijs....
The thing is, if you don't take the money,
you'll never hear the story. - Ah, this is blackmail. -
Well, yeah, that's basically what it is.
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So, how about it? - Alright, tell us your
story then. -
Right Thijs, Do you remember when you went
for that Harrier training? Was that in Arizona,
or Canada or something? -
No, that was in Ramsgate. That thing in the
States was a flight safety course. In 1980...,
Or was it 1979?
