OT Phenomena Successes 'n other Silly Scientology Stuff

Of course I know how people feel when they're excited: they have to go to the toilet.
-- L. Ron Hubbard in DMSMH page 145



25 Jan 1996 - Ron Made My Guinea Pig Vomit
13 May 1996 - 2001: A Marcab Conspiracy
07 Aug 1996 - An Early Bulletin on Tomato Plants
18 Oct 1996 - Clear could change body size
19 Oct 1996 - Silly Wins: Scientology shuts down space port at Phoenix
19 Oct 1996 - Silly Wins: Scientology turned me into a werewolf
19 Oct 1996 - Silly Wins: Scientology fixed my windscreen wipers
23 Oct 1996 - Silly Wins: Scientology saved my goldfish
23 Oct 1996 - Silly Wins: Scientology blew up New York


23 Oct 1996 - Silly Wins: Scientology caused California earthquake
23 Oct 1996 - Silly Wins: Heber Jentzsch, OT Policeman
24 Oct 1996 - Silly Win: Handyman, Mechanic, and OT!
24 Oct 1996 - OT supervisor 'knows' to fetch KFC
24 Oct 1996 - Silly Win: Ground control to Frank.....
24 Oct 1996 - Special OT abilities prevent roadkill
26 Oct 1996 - Silly Win: saving a talking horse

28 Oct 1996 - Silly Wins: OT III gets me parking spaces
31 Oct 1996 - Silly Win: Look up in the sky....is it a bird? a plane?... no it's OTman to the rescue....
01 Nov 1996 - OT3 doesn't need distributor cap

04 May 1997 - Clear thinks he can grow new teeth
13 Jul 1997 - A New OT Power: Falling Down

11 Feb 1998 - Oat Tee Light Bulb
09 Sep 1998 - Hubbard's Advice to Cancer Sufferers -- Hear it in Hubbard's own voice in real audio
28 Sep 1998 - Hubbard's funniest scientific howler?


[LRH peers intently at metered tomato plant]
Hubbard as 'revolutionary horticultural scientist', proving that plants can feel pain. (Rex Features Ltd) (page 235 Bear-Faced Messiah)

 

01 Oct 1998 - More gloriously daft scientific howlers
15 Dec 1998 - So I went to my boss, who is an OT V as well, and told him where I believed the particle was.
15 Dec 1998 - She was exterior and about 10 feet behind the bike...
15 Dec 1998 - I found a thetan 'glued' to the inside of the car...
15 Dec 1998 - I said to him at Tone 40, 'Don't leave!'
15 Dec 1998 - Luckily I didn't Q and A for longer than I did.
16 Dec 1998 - Stories from the Carpet Dudes

31 Jan 1999 - OT WINS!!-The Baaaad Computer!!

11 Feb 1999 - Space-aliens are okay
21 Feb 1999 - Babysitting and Ghosts
24 Apr 1999 - Then suddenly I heard this 'thump, thump, thump.'
25 Apr 1999 - [W]e were making time in a way that would have been impossible in the physical universe.

28 Mar 2000 - Amazing scientific discovery by L. Ron Hubbard
28 Mar 2000 - Ron the Nipper
28 Mar 2000 - L. Ron Hubbard's "electronic bomb"
21 Nov 2000 - OT finds keys / In comm with submerged Indian Chief

26 Nov 2000 - How to create nuclear fission without fissionables

26 Nov 2001 - New Silly Win: OT III got me free fish and chips!

28 May 2002 - Thetan Fire Fighting without water
04 Oct 2002 - OT Wins: The Internet Is Useful!
13 Nov 2002 - OT reduces phonebill
15 Nov 2002 - How to mindfuck a corpse - the Scientology way

14 Apr 2003 - Return of Silly Wins: OT force beams flipped my car
14 Apr 2003 - Return of Silly Wins: Talking to Ron's tree
14 Apr 2003 - Return of Silly Wins: How to locate friends with OT III
14 Apr 2003 - Return of Silly Wins: "An OT Handles Insanity"
14 Apr 2003 - Return of Silly Wins: Move cars and control cats with OT VII
14 Apr 2003 - Return of Silly Wins: Auditing Rogue Egyptian Thetans
14 Apr 2003 - Return of Silly Wins: The West Texas Highlands God and his Zap Machine
14 Apr 2003 - Return of Silly Wins: Playing tag with OT III
10 May 2003 - OT win! wiring that doesn't work!

26 Jun 2004 - Silly OT Win - Cellular Phone
01 Jul 2004 - Safe Journey.txt


Bodies in Pawn - Clams, Marcabs and Galactic Invader forces
Scientologist recalled how he had been zapped by a Martian bishop


HUMOR, humor is rejection. The ability to reject. The ability to throw something away. That is humor. (8ACC-27, 5411CM05 -- Dianetics and Scientology Technical Dictionary by L. Ron Hubbard



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