From: co@romeo-klive.nvg.unit.no (Chris Owen) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Silly Wins: OT III gets me parking spaces Date: 28 Oct 1996 18:54:13 GMT Message-ID: <552vgl$661@due.unit.no> Yet another example of the miraculous powers which Scientologists claim to gain. This, for once, is *not* from Advance! magazine; it's from an unpublished Danish manuscript on Scientology, dated around 1985. I'm afraid I don't know the identity of the interviewee, who is described as having reached OT III Expanded. Keep track of the dates he mentions and note the extreme inconsistencies - in particular, he says below that he has "not lived on this planet for the past 75 million years" and promptly goes on to explain what he was doing in the Middle Ages. I think you can judge for yourself his veracity.... ------------------ Q. What incidents have you lived through? A. During the course of auditing, I have handled incidents which occurred 42 trillion years ago - and even further back. I have lived at least 100,000 times before. For example, I have lived in the Stone Age many times, but I have not lived on this planet for the past 75 million years. I know it sounds strange to sit and tell of such things, when there are only 24 hours in the day... I belong to the more humble figures in history. I have never had roles such as Caesar or Cleopatra. My life as a woman was exceptionally terrible. I was a rich French merchant's mistress in the seventeenth century for example. But I was not good to him and in fact, poisoned him with a brew of deadly mushrooms, which I served instead of his usual drink which he got every day at four o'clock. The reason I can remember this is that I sometimes get a choking feeling in my throat. The merchant died you see, with his hand on his throat. This happened on the first floor of the house, on the black and white floor, and you know, details like that are retained in the mind if you subject others to pain. I found my own tombstone in the south of France in 1969. It was near Lyon, in a little village called Tassin. I was driving in that area. At that time... it was around 1820 - my name was Yvonne, and I died because I stumbled over something on the pavement and fell into the street. A carriage drawn by two horses was passing and the rear wheel of the carriage ran over my throat. The driver didn't notice anything, and I lay there for over an hour before my body was found. Q. Have you ever lived on other worlds? A. Yes, I have lived outside our galaxy on a streamlined planet several times. But that was before we got bodies of flesh and blood, which is a relatively new invention. We had robot bodies - mechanical - which could be repaired. Emotions on the other hand were a drawback in such mechanical bodies. Deep sorrow was physically painful to express - it was as if one had difficulty controlling one's limbs - as if one was out of control. Q. How many sexes were represented among these robots? A. Then as now, there were only two, but the remarkable thing was that sex could only be experienced by three people together. But that was over 92 million years ago. Q. What were you doing in 1648? A. In 1648 I was living in Germany - I can remember no more. But if the question had been what was I doing in 1100 then the answer is: artisan and teacher in East Asia. In the year 600 exactly, I know that I died as a 2 year old boy. My mother was climbing some rocks, somewhere in the Arabian Peninsula, she dropped me and I broke my back. Q. What would you like to be in your next life? A. I am convinced that I can choose what I want to be myself. The abilities that I possess now are greater than in any earlier life. Consequently I intend choosing a scientology family in my next life - what else. Q. What abilities does one obtain as an OT III Expanded? A. Even at the stage of clear, you can decide physically. I can decide for example, that I will not be sick. If you've caught a cold, it's generally because you have lost something or other, you can't find what you want, or a relationship with another person has broken up - in those situations you are susceptible. Q. You use spectacles, isn't that a sign of weakness? A. My sight has become better over the years. Before I became a scientologist, the glass in my spectacles was as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle, today it is thin. Q. When you are an OT III, can you do unusual things? A. Yes, I can frequently predict what people will say in their next sentence. When I'm on my way to town I can "order" a parking slot, so that it's vacant when I arrive. On another occasion I did something my children still talk about. We were to fetch some people at the airport and as we started home, I said that we would drive all the way without stopping for a red light. And it happened! Q. Can you demonstrate these abilities? A. No, it should not be demonstrated. It serves no purpose, it would in fact be misuse. ------------------ Hmmm! *Very* curious... -- | Chris Owen | co@nvg.unit.no | |---------------------------------------------------------------------------- | WORLD'S BIGGEST SPECTRUM ARCHIVE -- http://www.nvg.unit.no/sinclair |