A tale of Amsterdam

Before you do anything, make sure you look ok. I know we aren't the most fashionable people in the world, but you don't want to look like a tourist, do you? So give him some new men's clothes, her some new women's clothes and get some decent shoes for christ's sake.

Now, find a half-decent restaurant, digest your food in a coffeeshop and start barhopping and clubbing.

Next day, go shopping, cause you are definitely not in the mood for museums. Always nice: some good record stores. Finally, after another visit to the coffeeshop to, well, digest the apple you just ate, wander the streets and squares of the city.

You have been in Amsterdam. A bit sorry you really don't know shit about the city you just visited? Try some miscellaneous info at home.

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