/* AUTHOR: JaFO */
function randomquote() {
var quotes= new Array(20)
quotes[0] = "Bots have feelings too !";
quotes[1] = "Going botty ...";
quotes[2] = "Here bot, here botty bot ...";
quotes[3] = "Tired of getting fragged by us bots yet ?";
quotes[4] = "So ... you think us bots are stupid ?";
quotes[5] = "Our house !";
quotes[6] = "Where bots are taught manners ...";
quotes[7] = "What would a bot do now ?";
quotes[8] = "Alarik is a wimp ...";
quotes[9] = "We rule !";
quotes[10] = "Bots 'r Us";
quotes[11] = "I'm feeling much botter now ...";
quotes[12] = "Your bot is your friend.";
quotes[13] = "A bot brain is a terrible thing to vaporize.";
quotes[14] = "The number you have reached, THX-1138, has been disconnected.";
quotes[15] = "It's a bot's life ...";
quotes[16] = "We don't byte ...";
quotes[17] = "Just nibbling bits ...";
quotes[18] = "That does not compute.";
quotes[19] = "We will add your distinctiveness to our own.";
var rand_int = Math.floor(Math.random()*20);
document.write(quotes[rand_int]);
}